Sadies Hawkings Pickup
She
wants
a guy
gold, silver, bronze
shiny metal
on your strong wide chest
you will do all the rest.
by Iohagh
Janet McCall
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 5, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: I want to congradulate all City Gurl's suitors. Shakes-Spear, MarkSwimmr, Redfurrydrang, NewArcher, Puppydog, IBBecky, VeganMaster, Mr Vertigo, Deliverance23 and Alex Bankhead and say if I had my druthers, well, she'd tried you all out at least kissin cousins. Well, anywho back to da pickin.
City Gurl's aunt and cousin(s) chose Mr. Alex Bankhead for the gold trophy and are adding on to his 300 points another 25 as a wedding bouquet. We'll do the introducing if not hitchn because they have the most in common agewise and romanticalwise.
Mr Vertigo gets a silver trophy as a sentimental favorite. He gets 75 but we add on 25 for 100 points to assuage his broken heart and let him buy some hog maws, chittlins and grits.
Mr. NewArcher gets the bronze trophy for his super idealism. He gets 50 points plus another 25 points for being a perfect gentlemen though City Gurl aint no lady. He can buy him some chickens and eggs for a proper breakfast plus what's left over is for buckshot for rabbits and critters shooting good eats.
Now guys if can't laugh I got a gun here and it aint me saying I like ya. Git on with the dancing and wooing and belongings. Y'all be good now from the pixies from dixie and other far off places.
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lol... Good luck with this contest! It was a pleasure to read the descriptions on the contest... I hope you get a lot of results and Good luck judging!
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I pray that this will go well.
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I'll have to put on my Sunday best and come a courtin' and sparkin'. Good luck with your contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long -
Gee as much as id love to have the innocense of a blossomed rose white with purity......being I could be her daddy.....let me ask you......does she like older men?.....with style and charm.....dashing and with the warmth of an open fire burning intensely for the passions of desire.......If so....Allow me to lay to the feet of this Goddes of dreams.....my Heart my love and my life....
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Merry Christmas to you....
Huggs
Malabu -
I don't think she cares as much but I will ask her. She really liked our uncle before he became her uncle. I think she is a lot like me in a lot of ways but has a more urban edge if you can believe that. I'm a city girl too but she is more, well, she's 18 going on 19 and I'm 25 going on 26. The trade off is she is smarter than me but less wise. Ergo this contest to set her up purdy brethren. LOL. Ciao now.
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i see you and tonya teamed up for trouble.
i like the image. its soft and beautiful. i'm probably going to regret asking this but.... is that Sadie Hawkins?
i think i have the jist of what you want but im not sure i can write something that would fit. i beieve you are actually looking for humor in a "city slicker" kind of seduction of a country girl. not sure i can do that.... well tonya would say i can but.....
and its not necessarily that i need a gf or points or a trophy but... i feel i should support contest. tonya's always supported my work and written several things for me
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and you have been understanding of me and supportive.
if you will accept something... "purty" and possible sensual. i will dig through my work. -
go right ahead and enter uncle chaz, i bet you can come up with somethin purty..he he he..just go for it!
love
tanya -
just... pretty things you know.
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You are in fact an angel and I apologize for trying as young people do to force their family to their meaning of peace and joy. I have been scolded by everyone save you and that is telling too. If we never meet again, know my heart begs your forgiveness now. You are a great man. Thanks for enterring this contest who if you only knew the person we are doing this for is a member of Vertigang too. She is cloaked because many have attacked her open heart.
Today I cry a lot because I am not engaged and I am returning my boyfriends 4 carot ring with sapphires. But one of my tears is saved for you and my error of wanting more for you than what I should. Being raised as I was on some issues I don't have knowledge and I proceed with prayers and promises to the dead to try to do right. So now I return prosaically into the night. Ciao now. -
I like this idea for a contest, I have enjoyed reading the submissions and can't wait to read more.
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Just us pixies doing the magic thing for one of our own.
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Dear Intended
City Gurl you went runaway bride so I judged it all by myself and sent your new beau your IM address since he earned it.
Go figure girl. I spent an extra 400 points promoting and you don't have to pay for your own nuptuals but I cut some points to guys that I felt is a little unfair as they nice and all.
Perhaps if my cousins, sisters and aunts could give these winngers another 25 to 50 points, it might help their hearts. I am going to go have a well deserved break down.
Ciao now. Iohagh.
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