btw, Laneh (aka forsakentears) did that. I am not affiliated in any way to that pic. btw Laneh is teh dumb 
.....and i'm asian.
Ok, here's the deal:
I'm gonna let you guys convince me that YOU should take home the gold, nice and simple, for a sweet prize of 900 points.
The thing is, I REALLY don't like long winded pleading sagas, so i'm going to limit your writing to uh...how about....three words. Feel free to put a little less, so i don't have to read as much, but any more and it's instantly disqualified, ok? I don't mind if you can't write it in a full sentence, or if u use 1337 comp talk so long as i can understand it.
Remember, you're trying to CONVINCE me, so stuff like "Please please please" won't get you very far, but emotive stuff like "Dog just died" will. I'm letting my girl forsakentears co-judge, since she gave me the points to run this contest, and she's a girl, so stuff like "I am hot" won't get you far with her but uh.......feel free to leave you email in your entry. Just seperate your 3 word entry clearly.
So in summary:
1: I want a three word reason to give you the prize.
2: Emotion, people, emotion!
3: Make your entry clear from your other text.
4: If you don't think you've got a chance, leave the slot open for someone who HAS got a funny entry.
5: Humour, people, humour!
6: Don't be offended if i don't respond to your entry, coz at the time i made this, everyone was a Gold member, so there isn't a limit to how many entries peeps can make...so i can't read 'em ALL...btw, if you enter too many times i'll catch you and you'll be disqualified. Let's say...three entries each? Any more and you're gone, mate.
7: Uh..........eat more greens?
8: Have fun, sorry if you don't win and uh.......happy birthday when it comes!
9: You get brownie points for not using any vowels in your answer. (But not THAT many...)
10: Ok, I've read most of the entries so far and they're all hardcore.....But poetic sayings and stuff don't really CONVINCE now do they? I'll consider the entries already placed (i know which ones they are, ok?) but from now on, any entry that doesn't answer the question: "Why should i give you the gold?" will be disqualified. Answers like "Love is painful" don't really work, Ok?
Peace out,
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 17, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 900
- Final notes: First of all, Congratulations to the winners! Secondly, sorry to everyone who took the time the enter but didn't win, and BEFORE you guys flood me with complaints about why you should've won, please just remember that the point of this contest was to convince me, so don't start sending me your poetic one-liners, ok? To those who wrote answer that fit the question, sorry, there can only be one winner. Thanks for entering and start writing your responses for my next contest, ok?
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Dead Means Freedom!• Commented on by judge.
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by KierseylaRose 0 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 10 4:14 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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I <3 Nerds...by BlackenedSoul10 2 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 10 5:30 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
C'mon. It's only three words long. Like I'd give that away.• Commented on by judge.
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' learning never ends '• Commented on by judge.
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minds grow everyday• Commented on by judge.
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<FONT face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-seby midnight whisper 7 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 10 11:39 AM 2005. In Personal, Society, Contemporary• Commented on by judge.
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Crimson colored &by forgotten remedy 0 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 10 11:49 AM 2005. In Other• Commented on by judge.
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by SingTheSorrow15 1 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 10 3:38 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by Lady Patricia 0 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 10 4:13 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by Glass Heart 3 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 10 5:55 PM 2005. In Sad• Commented on by judge.
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by brokenbeauty921 1 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 10 6:54 PM 2005. In Other• Commented on by judge.
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by Miss Splenda 1 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 10 9:19 PM 2005. In Hope• Commented on by judge.
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by HiGhSkOoLmUsIcAlRoX 2 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 10 9:57 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by dark oblivion 0 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 11 1:14 AM 2005. In Other• Commented on by judge.
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(We) were decieved.• Commented on by judge.
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Bunnies and chocolate?? O.o;;by MenthrinKuth 2 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 11 9:15 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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ya... just because.by Long Road Home 4 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 11 11:41 AM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge.
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It's more blessed to give than to recieve!:):f• Commented on by judge.
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by whispersoftly 9 lines, 21 comments, on Dec 11 5:54 PM 2005. In Weird, Personal, Humor
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by LovePayneMisery 1 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 11 9:00 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge.
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by Long Road Home 9 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 12 5:52 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by StacieOBrien 0 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 12 9:25 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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hahaha... read it!!!!• Commented on by judge.
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In collaboration with Lana eh
hmm... I wonder what on earth I could be entering here I think I'm going to try something with ostrich in 
but I firstly have to find something else to put with it 
best of luck to all who enter!
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Incapacitating!
lol, since laneh's co-judging, my guess is that you can enter and safely hope for a second prize at LEAST!....btw, i like pie. And Laneh likes YOU!!!
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lol What if I entered
ostridge pie, yummmyyyyyy
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That's Gold, without a doubt!
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I am definately going to enter that one then
but maybe I can think of something else with it
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Unfair!
Word, matey, word.......but then i get to choose some hot chick as second, deal? -
Oi, we're only letting people win who deserve it! So no choosing winners now, dya hear me Kel
GOOD
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I've actually written an epic novel of three little words. I like my title because even as a title it's three words. I've read a lot of these entries, and I like each of them so very much, including mine! Good luck everyone!
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I really like this idea. I'd steal this idea for a contest of mine one day when I have points, with your permission of course
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i read them all and no one here just asked.... so heres the deal my poem
asking by misty cyr
give to me ?!
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or if you like better asking take two but misty cyr
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Nice try misty, but the question is "Why should i give you the gold?" and Give me points doesn't really fit. btw, i like pie
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are we supposed to like plead our case to win out here on this contest? all I can say is two little three words..."I'm on deathrow" and "please judge, please!"
Jo -
If I had been going for begging, and pity, I would've done "Husband in Kuwait," but this is a humor thing, so...
I'm waiting impatiently for the results. C'mon, Deep!!! Heheheh
BB,
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Okay everyone just give us a while to go through entries
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Looking at the last message in big, I don't think that my Yummy ostrich pie will help either to plaece
lmao
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fuzzy mud beepers?
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ok mindy i got one "MINDY + JORDAN
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Thanks for hosting this contest. Some profound statments made here in three words.
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So many entries, wow! Thank you for the bronze-this was fun! Best wishes-vj
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Awesome contest!!!!!
How-Deep, Thank you so much for hosting a great contest. And I never complain when I don't win a contest, it's all about the fun of writing. My heartiest congratulations to the winners and all other entrants as well. Love and blessings for all, today and always. 
Joyce
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I didn't win?
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The previous comment was another three word poem from me :-)
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS!!! How'd I know that the redhead would win?!?!?!
Jo
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