OK, so here we go again. This is basically the same as last time. I want poetry that is completely bizarre and from another planet. I will feel at home then. 
It can be about anything. I would like it to be about something personal to you but it don't have to be...
I would like it to be very weird, twisted, different, original, unusual, bizarre, scary, sick, angry, violent... you get the idea! Funny poems are OK but I don't really have a sense of humour so I will be like
Get me??
I promise to comment on every poem...
But...
I have three simple rules. Please just follow them.
Put 'fuck face ' in your box thingy to make me smile!
Comment on one of my poems or one of the other entries and write what one in your box for each poem you enter. That's fair because I'm commenting on yours.
Write what the poem means to you/what it is about in your box so I understand it.
The things at the end...
Gold... 500 points
Silver... 300 points
Bronze... 100 points
Honorable Mentions... 20 points
Good luck!!!
skitza
Update
Please people.. read the fucking rules!! I get so pissed off going to most people.. Please go back and read the rules!! I can't take the pressure of being nice.. you need to simply read about the contest you are entering and do what you are asked to do and if you don't want to do the rules
don't fucking enter!!!
Update
Sorry for the hold back people. I've got some things in my head at the moment that I need to sort out before I can concentrate properly on your poems.
Thank you all for entering. I am leaving this open so others can enter before judging.
Thank you.
Update
Sorry everyone. My computers shut down and I'm off on holiday for 3 weeks tonight so I'll have to judge this when I come back. Still it gives most people a chance to follow the rules.
See you when I get back.
End (Thank fuck)!!
((Read ALL of the below))!!!
After hours (the whole day) I have come to these conclusions. If any people feel to complain about how their poem didn't win or they were in the wrong place in the Honorable Mentions.. DO NOT do it to me. I am not in the mood now and I will never be in the mood. Sorry. Go complain to a mod or something. Or even better, read the winners' poems and you will see why you weren't one.
To those who didn't follow the rules you got jack shit and you're lucky I bothered reading it, let alone commenting on it.
To those who did, thank you!! Those who got trophies all deserved gold. Those who got Honorable Mentions all deserved trophies. And those who got applause's all deserved Honorable Mentions. Shame.
So.. here we go..
Gold 'Sistine Smile.s' by f a e r i e (I really did not want you to have this but I couldn't change your poem)
Silver 'The Stamp Collector' by ThoughtCrime (evil)
Bronze 'the king of nothing, the ruler of no-one' by michele la pointe
Honorable Mentions (I hate giving these out but I usually end up having to give loads. No change here)
'Gyrating Topless' ~ hunyadijanos
'Sleep' ~ Shamik
'Buzzing paper....' ~ Comatose
'The face that sunk a thousand ships?' ~ Belle Warner
'Kissing Eyes' ~ x-nOtyourStaR-o
'Murderer' ~ Vampstress
'Seven Inside of You' ~ killingyourself (stop killing yourself)!
'Misanthropy 101' ~ xastheashesfallX
'Enigmatic Prisms' ~ Jaye S
'Stalker' ~ Sephielya J. Maxwell
'Yellow Grass and Purple Trees' ~ kkatie55
'A Step Taken' ~ Adrianna Laidon
'War Internal' ~ Ryan13OHara13
'Ack-O-Fowl' ~ s-man
'Mankind's Conformity' ~ Dragonsblood
'The Cheshire Cat keeps Smiling!!!' ~ Ladyofdeath
'When It Hits I Wanna Watch' ~ LadyUnique
'Solarium (What A Trip)' ~ -Tony22
'Lonely thoughts' ~ Georges
'The Future is X-Rated' ~ Albatross
'My New Room' ~ Cyberartist
'Thoughts from the World's Greatest Stages' ~ Yossarian
'Ahhahaha!!!' ~ demonicenvy16
'To Understand..' ~ x9Nocturnal9X
'They Say' ~ Jean1929
'Feed' ~ dieinfaith
'Dreams of a Twsited Mind' ~ autopsy report
'The Next Kid' ~ AngelOfYourBlood
'Demimondaine' ~ Imoken
'The Wall' ~ bleedingstar
'Servitude' ~ Dawn Chavada
The only thing you can moan about here is if there are any mistakes here. Please do let me know. I will never forgive myself.
Also, if you don't get your points let me know. But be patient. There are lots to give.
AND you better say thank you after all my hard work!
Now I leave you be with a final quote (or something). One from a book that you will never know of (unless you ask).
'To part her hair with a knife.'
Thank you all for entering.. fuck faces. Now piss off and leave me alone!!
It can be about anything. I would like it to be about something personal to you but it don't have to be...
I would like it to be very weird, twisted, different, original, unusual, bizarre, scary, sick, angry, violent... you get the idea! Funny poems are OK but I don't really have a sense of humour so I will be like
Get me??
I promise to comment on every poem...
But...
I have three simple rules. Please just follow them.
Put 'fuck face ' in your box thingy to make me smile! Comment on one of my poems or one of the other entries and write what one in your box for each poem you enter. That's fair because I'm commenting on yours. Write what the poem means to you/what it is about in your box so I understand it.The things at the end...
Gold... 500 points
Silver... 300 points
Bronze... 100 points
Honorable Mentions... 20 points
Good luck!!!
skitza
Update
Please people.. read the fucking rules!! I get so pissed off going to most people.. Please go back and read the rules!! I can't take the pressure of being nice.. you need to simply read about the contest you are entering and do what you are asked to do and if you don't want to do the rules
don't fucking enter!!!
Update
Sorry for the hold back people. I've got some things in my head at the moment that I need to sort out before I can concentrate properly on your poems.
Thank you all for entering. I am leaving this open so others can enter before judging.
Thank you.
Update
Sorry everyone. My computers shut down and I'm off on holiday for 3 weeks tonight so I'll have to judge this when I come back. Still it gives most people a chance to follow the rules.
See you when I get back.
End (Thank fuck)!!
((Read ALL of the below))!!!After hours (the whole day) I have come to these conclusions. If any people feel to complain about how their poem didn't win or they were in the wrong place in the Honorable Mentions.. DO NOT do it to me. I am not in the mood now and I will never be in the mood. Sorry. Go complain to a mod or something. Or even better, read the winners' poems and you will see why you weren't one.
To those who didn't follow the rules you got jack shit and you're lucky I bothered reading it, let alone commenting on it.
To those who did, thank you!!
Those who got trophies all deserved gold. Those who got Honorable Mentions all deserved trophies. And those who got applause's all deserved Honorable Mentions. Shame. So.. here we go..
Gold 'Sistine Smile.s' by f a e r i e (I really did not want you to have this but I couldn't change your poem)
Silver 'The Stamp Collector' by ThoughtCrime (evil)
Bronze 'the king of nothing, the ruler of no-one' by michele la pointe
Honorable Mentions (I hate giving these out but I usually end up having to give loads. No change here)
'Gyrating Topless' ~ hunyadijanos
'Sleep' ~ Shamik
'Buzzing paper....' ~ Comatose
'The face that sunk a thousand ships?' ~ Belle Warner
'Kissing Eyes' ~ x-nOtyourStaR-o
'Murderer' ~ Vampstress
'Seven Inside of You' ~ killingyourself (stop killing yourself)!
'Misanthropy 101' ~ xastheashesfallX
'Enigmatic Prisms' ~ Jaye S
'Stalker' ~ Sephielya J. Maxwell
'Yellow Grass and Purple Trees' ~ kkatie55
'A Step Taken' ~ Adrianna Laidon
'War Internal' ~ Ryan13OHara13
'Ack-O-Fowl' ~ s-man
'Mankind's Conformity' ~ Dragonsblood
'The Cheshire Cat keeps Smiling!!!' ~ Ladyofdeath
'When It Hits I Wanna Watch' ~ LadyUnique
'Solarium (What A Trip)' ~ -Tony22
'Lonely thoughts' ~ Georges
'The Future is X-Rated' ~ Albatross
'My New Room' ~ Cyberartist
'Thoughts from the World's Greatest Stages' ~ Yossarian
'Ahhahaha!!!' ~ demonicenvy16
'To Understand..' ~ x9Nocturnal9X
'They Say' ~ Jean1929
'Feed' ~ dieinfaith
'Dreams of a Twsited Mind' ~ autopsy report
'The Next Kid' ~ AngelOfYourBlood
'Demimondaine' ~ Imoken
'The Wall' ~ bleedingstar
'Servitude' ~ Dawn Chavada
The only thing you can moan about here is if there are any mistakes here. Please do let me know. I will never forgive myself.
Also, if you don't get your points let me know. But be patient. There are lots to give.
AND you better say thank you after all my hard work!
Now I leave you be with a final quote (or something). One from a book that you will never know of (unless you ask).
'To part her hair with a knife.'
Thank you all for entering.. fuck faces. Now piss off and leave me alone!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 29, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 500
- Final notes:
Entries [88]
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Light a candle,
lick my wounds,• Commented on by judge. -
Lingering kisses on fingertips
Answers to questions lost and forgottenby Celluloid Dream 34 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 23 5:31 PM 2004. In Personal• Commented on by judge. -
Conform like little lemmings
Running down the slope to the Cliffside waterby Dragonsblood 38 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 6 10:17 PM 2004. In Sad• Commented on by judge. -
This was all my imagination on a bad day BUNNY FACE :(
I commented on your poem I wouldby LiquidEmotion15 21 lines, 7 comments, on May 24 1:44 PM 2004. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
i dunno how i came up with this but i thought it was funny lol
BUNNY FACE :( I commented on your poem Disruptive Disorder• Commented on by judge. -
Your body fits and spazms like a brutal moshpit• Commented on by judge.
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by killyourself 186 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 11 11:27 PM 2004. In Other• Commented on by judge.
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Standing above her,
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You look at me but only see the outside
just because I dress in black, means I will commit suicideby Amanda Blair 17 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 4 9:55 PM 2004. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
broken paper dolls decay• Commented on by judge.
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Mutilation station near
Take the wheel, don't crash, just steer• Commented on by judge. -
The cuffs feel so heavy as i walk to my cell
That one night of your pleasure gave me my hellby Blackweb rose13 51 lines, 20 comments, on Jan 11 11:25 AM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
by LadyAmalthea 16 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 13 5:44 PM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge.
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it's to get someone smallby secret fountain 5 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 18 8:58 PM 2005. In Love• Commented on by judge.
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by Sixfootdropin 16 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 5 2:38 PM 2005. In Angst• Commented on by judge.
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The fragmentation's, jigsaw and travel through my mind
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Commented on Ice and um oine of your poems ...guilty - by the way "Fuck face" :)• Commented on by judge.
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A flash of colour,
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Eyes behind wide rimmed spectacles stare out at ordered rows,
rows of stamps collected over years of careful gathering,by Thoughtcrime 89 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 7 4:24 PM 2005. In Weird, Abuse, Dark
Silver trophy winner
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Some intresting dinner ideas!! And a flying hotdog!!• Commented on by judge.
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by MesmerizedObsession 53 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 19 8:31 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge.
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Shatter
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I have lost this
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Weird trip. Don't try if you cannot read between the lines. Tony.• Commented on by judge.
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Every time you look at me, for all these years...
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THIS IS JUST A FUNNY POEM ITS NOT TRUE!by ThedarknessIFeel 16 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 14 5:13 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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VERY DARK AND EVIL. IF YOU FIND SATANISM OFFENSIVE THEN DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!by Rose Of The Night 39 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 16 4:22 PM 2005. In Spiritual, Other, Dark
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hes ruined poor lucy/ but i still reach climax/ in time for the credits/ i go to work in one hour/gyrating topless• Commented on by judge.
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Round balls of flame in the sky• Commented on by judge.
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A Spider crawling up your rectum
An ostrich in your colon• Commented on by judge. -
[A drawing-room in Second Empire style.]
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Clowns are all in my mind
Clowns are all that I find• Commented on by judge. -
A step taken
Exploration of the unknown• Commented on by judge. -
to just lie still
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by Fantomahawk 20 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 6 7:25 PM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge.
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theres alot to masturbating, you must have skill
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I often say random things and sometimes they are weird.
Like pickled sardines, eggwhites, or hobo beard.• Commented on by judge. -
Fuck you your boys and hoes too
Fuck your cars your money and shitty attitude• Commented on by judge. -
Ship, shape, shadows drape,
Moon lite trees, and buzzing bees.• Commented on by judge. -
punk is dulled
i'm telling FAT MIKE!• Commented on by judge. -
i abruptly awoke from my fitful slumber as the full realization struck me as clear as the silver moonlight streaming through my bedroom window
i am a freak byby 6-Ft-UnDeR 41 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 10 5:36 PM 2005. In Other• Commented on by judge. -
by Warped And Twisted 82 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 11 12:05 AM 2005. In Abuse• Commented on by judge.
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As i walk thru the darknessby mushedpeanuts221 18 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 11 9:37 AM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
I stand on the edge of my reality
A twisted world of evil clowns• Commented on by judge. -
since 3rd grade id known you
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torn apart and left to bleed
but there's nothing inside to leave meby StolenSkin 52 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 12 11:21 PM 2005. In Lyrics• Commented on by judge. -
I'm here forever, only as to fit
Reason enough for you not to give or take shit• Commented on by judge. -
Desperate enough to kill
Even if its you that diesby Celluloid Dream 13 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 14 11:32 AM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
For you to understand me
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With your stupid:
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Kitten sees turkey's egg,
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Lids rise to a new day.
Shapes, colours bind in amity.• Commented on by judge. -
Lost,
Helpless,• Commented on by judge. -
There once was an angry duckling
With feathers all covered in bloodby PepsiPheebs88 22 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 17 3:42 PM 2005. In Angst• Commented on by judge. -
The faces turn
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don't fuck with me
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Whisper the silence,
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Running and hiding everyone is dying
People you hate will soon turn to ashes• Commented on by judge. -
sick separation of
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Don't walk into doors...
They hurt.• Commented on by judge. -
a cost so great
burning torrents hatredby Sixfootdropin 16 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 27 12:39 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
But by refusing to take part in their more dangerous games
You've angered the voices and now you must payby DarkAngelNew 14 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 27 4:37 PM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge. -
He bought me to replace her
So I guess I should feel guiltyby Little Miss Me 27 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 29 4:41 AM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
REALITY IS THE GOVERNMENT CONTROLING YOUR FAMILY/
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES PROGRAMING THE WORLD, ITS A TRAGEDY/• Commented on by judge.
Bronze trophy winner
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You have another one already?
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Cheese on crispy crackers?? lol
Yeah, I did let you know on the other one that it hit a 'glitch' or something so I had to delete it and start this one..
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lol that's fine. Most people do.. and pre-writes are great if they're good!
skitz
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Oh.. I've just realised.. the background is similar to the one on 'Pretty Picture'. lol.
Scary!!
skitz
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i didnt add fuck face but i hope you enjoy this poem anyways
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Ok lol
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Munching is back in. Thanks.
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You're welcome!
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hey skita got around to the rules. I commented on mad hatter by perplexing.
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Ok thank you!!
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wow, awesome contest, you seem to have a lot of entries. good luck judging them xxx
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Yeah.. I think I need luck!
Thanks for commenting!
skitza
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u suck
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I looked through your bio for a few minutes and I realized we have a lot in common. It's kind of funny how people who are different tend to have at least one person who are the same as them. I hope my poem doesn't confuse you as it would the others.
-Lis
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lol if it does then that's fine. If not, even better! It is very strange for me to find someone I am like... are you sure??
Thanks for commenting!
skitza
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What do you mean I suck??
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sigh of relief this was very relieving. Good idea to make this contest!
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How do you mean this was relieving?? lol
Thanks for commenting!
skitz
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I hope my piece is weird enough for your tastes
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I hope so too!
Thanks for entering!
skitza
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This is the first contest I have tried to enter >.< sorry if my poem isn't as good as the others
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I'm sure it will be. Thank you for entering. Good luck!
skitza
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Hope my poem can be counted as weird. Love the little alien you always put after your name.
~Erifice
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I'm sure it will! lol yeah thanks
skitza
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how on earth do you make the faces??? srry im very new and very...well uncoordinated
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lol the fuck face is : - L without the spaces. You can find all smileys at allpoetry.com/Column/306041
Welcome and good luck!
skitza
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this is my first contest, i have just joined recently, and am new, i hope my sickness of the way i write can somehow amuse you, i really hope you enjoy it, so im happy i joined this contest lol
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well....I am sick of fucking poetry right now...and contests....lol....im pissed because so many people have prewrote and have nothing new and beat me......WTF....that shit gets on my damn nerves....I went to a contest and wrote 2 poems...shit was awesome...and then i lost....wtf....she was like awesome work yada yada yada...and then some prewriting motherfucker won....so im done...lol....i cant write weird stuff my only on i did write was about cutting myself
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fuck look at all the entries
have fun judging this one
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Yeah there's loads init!
Thanks for commenting!
skitza
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I'm not sure.. lol
Thanks for commenting!
skitz
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ok, now I wrote 'fuck face' but do I have to make the thing? because I don't know the actual script for the emoticon.
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Well it's : - L without the spaces but don't worry about it.
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Holy shit there's so many entrys!! Have fun judging all of those, lol! -Heather
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lol yeah there are. Thanks for the luck. I need it!
skitza
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looks like you'll have your hands full judging this contest, Skitza. Good luck!
Kate
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lol yeah thanks!
skitza
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So many entries!!! GOOD LUCK!! lol
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Thanks lol
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DAMN!!! how long you gonna keep this contest open???? its been open forever!!!!! i swear you have more entries than there are stars!! well... good luck judging this!!
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so meny entries... i so gotta be apart of this
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Apologeez for the waiting time.. I went on holiday.. back so so hold your horses!
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lol.. and are you?
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lol was goin to... but then someone closed the window... so i was like... shitty!
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Thanks so much for this chance in your contest, well the post that I posted in is a true life experinces and well left me with a "harry potter" scar, thats what everyone calls it, it wasnt funny at the time thou, two thugs threw a brick at me out side my house when I went out to close the front door. Thats this mad world we live in, and I just was in the place at the wrong time.
good luck on the contest, and I hope you like my poem.
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:0 sorry I forgot. good luck again.
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worng one.
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hopefully this ones right. see you later.
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sorry this is the one for sure. good day.
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lol.. err.. you're very welcome.
Yeah you got the right one!
Sorry to hear about your incident. Hope youz ok now though!
skitza
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thanks for the honorable mention
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Thank you for the honorable mention hun!! -Heather
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thank-you !!
lol thankyou for the gold I'm honored to win among so many entries .. and I loved your final comments .. congratulations to all the winners and honorables, and thanks for hosting another great contest and for critiquing so well on the entries
~Aimee
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Yes well I was so annoyed after the last contest. I think you got silver in that one.. but this one I couldn't really do the same thing and say that you had more trophies therefore you get nothing.
No, I'm jokin!! I'm happy you won! You're very welcome! (And the final notes had to be said)!
Thanks for entering!
skitza
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I'm honored hun .. thanks again
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You're welcome! (Again)!
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I'm really sorry about not following rules, I thought you'd DQ'd me and removed my poems when I IMd you about the bedrest and such, I didn't know you extended the contest so long or I definately would have come back to follow the rules. Actually, I will probably end up doing that anyways when I have time- but feel free to remind me about readin and commenting on yours. I know how much work it is to judge contests so I do appreciate the effort you put into it. It's a shame if others don't... which is probably why some judges give up and get lazy. Vicious cycle I guess.
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Hey, don't worry about it. I did feel bad, you being in bedrest and all but I couldn't bend the rules, ya know? I kept it open coz I went to Ibiza for 3 and half weeks so I thought I might aswel leave it open init. Well, I do hope to see you in my other contests. And don't worry about this one.
Hope you're feeling better now. Take care,
skitza
PS... thanks for all the applauses!
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ooooooooh yayyyy ... thank you for the shiny bronze trophy and the yummy points have you been ill? i scanned some comments and see that you've been on 'bedrest' ... hope all is okay and THANKS AGAIN!
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No I havn't been on bedrest. lol. Someone else was.
And you're very welcome.
Hope to see you again!
skitza
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Hey, goos for you for taking a stand with the people who don't follow the rules. That really pissed me off when I am running a contest, so yah you, lol. I agreed with th ewinners you picked, thank you for the cool contest, and best of luck with any future ones you run.
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Thanks you so much for your kind comment and applause!!
skitza
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Sorry for not thanking you yet. My computer happened to crash. Thanks very much for the silver, really appreciate that. Oh and thanks too for the 300 points. Cheers!
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thanks for the mention. to be so much as noticed in the sheer flood of poetry that is this contest is an honor.
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You're very welcome. Thank you for entering!
skitza
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