OK this is my first contest so I am waiting for you all to enter whether you're happy about it 
or not 
NOW
I want poems that are weird, different, original, sick, twisted. WHATEVER!! Just don't make it cute. I can't take the overload. 
I promise to comment on each and every poem!
Here are the points...
Gold... 500
Silver... 300
Bronze... 100
I hope there will be honorable mentions... (and points)
I have no idea how to give these so some help would be appreciated!!!
Here are the rules...
1. PleAsE sOmEoNe Do ThIs. I HaVe NOt SeEn It YeT ANd ThInK iT MuSt Be A cUrSe CoZ tHiS hAs TaKeN AgEs!!!!
2. Comment on either one of my poems or someone else's in the contest!! And put the title of what you read in your authors notes.
3. Make sure the poem is weird/different/original/sick/twisted etc. etc.
4. I would like to know what the poem is about or what it means to you so if possible write it in the authors notes.
4. Put 'Fuck face ' in the authors notes so I see you've read the rules.
5. There are no more rules!!!! Just have fun and write what you want!!
UPDATE
Sorry to have changed it. I couldn't be bothered to wait. Let us all move on!!
UPDATE 2
I have changed it to be 1 day later. This is because I have had sooo many entries over the past few days
and I need more time to read. Hope you are not vexed. But if you are
UPDATE 3
I am sorry everyone. This contest ended whilst I was asleep in the UK. And now I have to rush off. But I promise I will do this the second I get back in.
LAST COMMENT
Ok so this is how it is. I loved every single poem that was entered into this contest. They were each so different from the others. I commented on every poem.. even those who DIDN'T follow their rules. Anyways, I had to chose between them obviously and I am pleased with my choices. Those who got Honorable Mentions should have got trophies and those of you who got applauds should have got Honorable Mentions. It was a hard decision!
But here are the results...
Gold... 'Pearl of the Morning Star' by ShappireRaven
Silver... 'freakshow lullab.y' by f a e r i e
Bronze... 'Ragdoll' by rendezvous
Honorable Mentions (20 points)
'gimme back my dolly you rancid bitch' by michele la pointe
'the troll' by michele la pointe
'orchestra : evolution' by Patrick Walz
'EAST---er's t///RUE ... MEAN!!!ing' by hunyadijanos
'Did I irk you, Dr. Lecter?' by Fzkl
'The world of It' by raeven asylum
'Dark Fearies and Geckos' by Antipodi
'Sharpie Boy' by Jay Samuels
'Butterflies' by k-dense
'Emotional Graveyard' by Blazing White Wolf
'Scribbled Reflections' by Turn The Page
'i don't know why' by theartzgrl
'Rambling Along!' by darell
'Killing Her' by afflicted
'I didn't mean to...' by broken leaves
These are all amazing poems and should be read!!
There should have been more but people didn't follow the rules
Thank you all for entering!
Take care
Skitza
or not NOW
I want poems that are weird, different, original, sick, twisted. WHATEVER!! Just don't make it cute. I can't take the overload. I promise to comment on each and every poem!
Here are the points...
Gold... 500
Silver... 300
Bronze... 100
I hope there will be honorable mentions... (and points)
I have no idea how to give these so some help would be appreciated!!!
Here are the rules...
1. PleAsE sOmEoNe Do ThIs. I HaVe NOt SeEn It YeT ANd ThInK iT MuSt Be A cUrSe CoZ tHiS hAs TaKeN AgEs!!!!
2. Comment on either one of my poems or someone else's in the contest!! And put the title of what you read in your authors notes.
3. Make sure the poem is weird/different/original/sick/twisted etc. etc.
4. I would like to know what the poem is about or what it means to you so if possible write it in the authors notes.
4. Put 'Fuck face
' in the authors notes so I see you've read the rules.5. There are no more rules!!!! Just have fun and write what you want!!
UPDATE
Sorry to have changed it. I couldn't be bothered to wait. Let us all move on!!
UPDATE 2
I have changed it to be 1 day later. This is because I have had sooo many entries over the past few days
and I need more time to read. Hope you are not vexed. But if you are UPDATE 3
I am sorry everyone. This contest ended whilst I was asleep in the UK. And now I have to rush off. But I promise I will do this the second I get back in.
LAST COMMENT
Ok so this is how it is. I loved every single poem that was entered into this contest. They were each so different from the others. I commented on every poem.. even those who DIDN'T follow their rules. Anyways, I had to chose between them obviously and I am pleased with my choices. Those who got Honorable Mentions should have got trophies and those of you who got applauds should have got Honorable Mentions.
It was a hard decision! But here are the results...
Gold... 'Pearl of the Morning Star' by ShappireRaven
Silver... 'freakshow lullab.y' by f a e r i e
Bronze... 'Ragdoll' by rendezvous
Honorable Mentions (20 points)
'gimme back my dolly you rancid bitch' by michele la pointe
'the troll' by michele la pointe
'orchestra : evolution' by Patrick Walz
'EAST---er's t///RUE ... MEAN!!!ing' by hunyadijanos
'Did I irk you, Dr. Lecter?' by Fzkl
'The world of It' by raeven asylum
'Dark Fearies and Geckos' by Antipodi
'Sharpie Boy' by Jay Samuels
'Butterflies' by k-dense
'Emotional Graveyard' by Blazing White Wolf
'Scribbled Reflections' by Turn The Page
'i don't know why' by theartzgrl
'Rambling Along!' by darell
'Killing Her' by afflicted
'I didn't mean to...' by broken leaves
These are all amazing poems and should be read!!
There should have been more but people didn't follow the rules
Thank you all for entering!
Take care
Skitza
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 25, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 500
- Final notes:
Entries [15]
1 - 15 of 15
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It’s a fishy tail of woe I tell
Being doomed from the start• Commented on by judge. -
by SexyAngel0418 6 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 17 3:14 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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why dont you find out?• Commented on by judge.
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bL(E/a)SSt wITh REAL MagiC
TraGic’Ly si LENT• Commented on by judge. -
Large punctured eye balls• Commented on by judge.
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The rain is infected
with bacteria• Commented on by judge. -
Midnight
Your dead come out to play• Commented on by judge. -
she shook and shattered,
acted as if her son didn't matter,• Commented on by judge. -
Didn't mother tell you?
Don't lie to your bullets.by broken leaves 41 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 16 12:46 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
To all the ladies out there, this is Tom. Don't hate me for the words you are about to read, I was simply doing my part. I had to say the things I said to mak• Commented on by judge.
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Lungs that fill,
Unbidden...by XalmaXvaciaX 25 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 23 11:21 AM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge. -
LeT mE gOoUt Of ThIs SuBduCtIoNi Am NoT wOrTh ThE mIlLiOnSyOu ArE aSkInG oFtHeRe Is No WaY fOr My FaMiLy To FiNd It To Bby dancer18sja 18 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 23 3:32 PM 2005. In Hope• Commented on by judge.
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Someone cries into the night
"Why do you haunt me so?• Commented on by judge.
Silver trophy winner
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I would really like to enter this contest, but July 1st is when I move! I'll probably be REALLY busy! I'll try though.
-Amanda -
Shite! well you could always enter and then come back when you're all set up. No harm in that??
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ummm... I did read the rules I just forgot to put the thingy on there. sry bout that, you can disqualify me if you want to.
(wow i must be the stupidest person on earth lol)
anyway it's still a good contest,
nicole -
What a really good idea! This contest is origanal itself! And for your first contest it is such a good idea!
Laura -
Good Luck
alright if you want to know how to give the trophies and points then I'll tell you now
When you're ready to judge click on the "Judge Entries" and choose the three winners and all of them will directly got the trophies after you click submit and only the first place winners got the points and if you want to give to the other two winners points then go to "Help-FAQ" there you can sent them the points that you want give Remember put there username correctly or it won't work andy question IM me
Well good luck juging and have fun!!!
Mina
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Here and there I have some uberly stupid, weird, and attempts to humor-like poems I'll look one up and might enter the thing here (unless you don't want me to enter
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I wish you the best of luck with this contest!
Leander -
I wOuLd HaVe DoNe ThIs iN My PoEm If I HaD TiMe BuT SoRrY I DiDnT. SoMeOnE WiLl At SoMe PoInT.......yUp...K ThIs DoEs TaKe A LoNg TiMe...
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lol ok not to worry. I won't disqualify you!!
Skitza
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Hi... lol thanks for commenting
SKitza -
Hey, thanks so much for letting me know all that. Very helpful.
YAY!!
SKitza -
HI!!! Thanks for commenting!! Would love for you to enter... please do
Skitza
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LoL dOeSn'T iT jUsT!!!!
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YOUR WELCOME
again Good luck JUGING!!!
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Well damn . I was gonna tell you how to give your points away, but I see that someone got to ya first. If you still need help though let me know, I'd be glad to help ya out
I want to enter just so I can put FUCK FACE in the comments
but I'm not feeling creatively demented today, maybe it'll come back soon 
Talk soon
Dena
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Are you too weird. That is a question to plague the ages. Surely, someone out there is more weird than you. Say, me for instance. Hope you like the poem, have your lighter ready.
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This is a great contest idea skitza!!! I really like this idea and I know someone that would for sure be able to enter it!!! I will be sure and send him the link!!! I have a few goofy ones... I may enter one!!!
Hugs,
Beth -
Im so sorry didn't realize this was a contest.
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All of us who have a shadow behind us are to weird for the other
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Great idea
I think this is a really good idea for a contest, I would love to read some of the entries and possibly enter one of my own as well. I like the whole "weird" genre for poetry, it makes for a fun read. Good luck with this. -
lol I'll have to read the poem before I understand the lighter joke.. I hope it was a joke!! Still.. I think we are all weird in one way or too many others...
Skitza
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Hi. Thanks for commening!! Please do enter! *If you havn't already*
Skitza -
Hi, what did you mean by you didn't relize this was a contest??
Skitza -
Errr... ok!!
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Prewrites are allowed??? You know I'll enter more. Love the contest, Skitza. Love it.
Kate
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lol!! Glad you love it!!
ME too!!
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To give points:
First will automatically receive their points when you finish judging the contest. For the other places and HM's you need to go to the 'Help' button, click 'FAQ', then scroll down a little. There's a form there, just fill in the blanks to send the points
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Hi, thanks for the help!!!
Skitza
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What did you mean you didn't know this was a contest??
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The poem I commented on was, "Child of "God"on a Wicked Path".
Thanks for the comment on my poem!!
A CDG is a CD that you put into a Karoke machine and it displays the words on the screen (Ccompact Ddisc G=graphics).
(It's really CD+G, but I just write DCG)
Thanx again!!
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Oh ok.. lol.
Well thanks!!
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Sorry, the poem I critiqued was 'I lost myself'
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Ok. Not to worry!
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thankyou so much for the silver trophy and the points and congratulations to the gold and bronze winners and the honorable mentions .. this was an awesome, different contest .. great idea .. thanks again
~Aimee
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lol YAY! Thank you!!!
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The applause doesn't show up!
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lol no it doesn't .. i'll go and applaud one of your poems and that way it will show up .. I dunno why it does that
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lol don't worry! Screwin though!
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Well that was a beautiful contest, thank you.
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lol
why?
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LMAO I just got a message saying 'well that was a crap taco'. What the hell does that mean?? I thought taco was food!
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These were some of the best weird poems I've ever read, thank you.
Edited on Jun 25, 2:16 p.m. because ''. -
"Kelp Peining"
Edited on Jun 25, 2:12 p.m. because 'The lord is full of glove'. -
Jesus Saves Overweight people from crap taco hell.
Edited on Jun 25, 2:10 p.m. because 'the lord is me server'. -
It was nice of you to read the winning poems. They were all weird and original and NOT ONE impersonated a poem. Are you showing off because you didn't win?? Firstly that is very sad. Secondly, you could open your eyes and you'll see that there are BETTER poems than yours out there.
Skitza
PS 'fried poop' and 'crap taco' are the worst metaphors I have ever heard. More like something a CHILD would use, rather than a poet. I wish you all the best! -
Have, you hugged your Jesus toady?
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lol yes it is amusing isn't it!! He thinks he's bothering me by IMing me really stupid things.. but I just find it funny! Thanks for commenting!!
But why didn't you enter? lol
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Actually no. I havn't bothered to count your trohpies. I'm not that bored. You really are having a temper tantrum aren't you!! Do you think we care how many trophies you've got?? You didn't win! Don't worry about it! I'm sure you will another one again. It's not the end of the world. And not everyone has to like your poetry. Grow up!!
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I know not everyone has to like my poetry. I never said that, what I said
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lol.. As if! Jesus IS Lord. I am blessed. Fuck you!
I have removed your poem from my contest to save you the bother!
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Well see, yes, because, if you're saying I'm mad because I didn't win, yes, I'd have to say that's nuts because I've won more than enough contests in my time, but that's beside the point, because I'm really just here to spread the word of Gold, I mean God.
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See, that kind of language is not very nice, so
that probably means you're going to hell,
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You really are confused.
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I already know I'm going to hell. I'm half way there. And what? I'll just take over!
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thanks so much for the TWO honorable mentions!!! what a ton of entries... ugh... i'm glad to have made an impact on you... thanks again xo michele
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You're very welcome. Thank you for two brilliant poems. I loved them. And thank you, also, for saying thank you. You're one of the few people who did!
I have a new contest running at the moment.. 'Different'. Don't know if you'll fit but you might do.
Speak soon,
Skitza
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I read the three winners and found them to be each quite enjoyable. It is a good change of pace when the judge not only chooses good poetry to win but also takes the time to not only write well thought out comments on the winners but on other poems as well. Thanks for the contest.
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Yeah, I think every person doing a contest should have the responsibility of commenting on each poem. It's only fair, I think.
Thanks for your comments!! It is much appreciated!!
Skitza
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lol Yeah I guess it does give everyone something to laugh at. A bit of entertainment at the least
Thanks for commenting. I hope you, too, have a fabulous day filled with sunshine
Take care,
Skitza
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Yes it was this one, and I guess it was finished.
Andy -
No. This is 2 Weird for the World 1. Scroll down and you will see number 2.
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