This is so easy it's insane. I want the worst piece of crap you can put in to writing. I mean, I want it to be bad! I want it to suck so hard that anyone who reads it turns off their computer and bangs their head against the wall.
The catch? You have to make me laugh.
The second catch? You can't have more than 8 trophies.
Ok, so the rules:
1. Make me laugh, as I said.
2. Mind the 8 trophies thing, I will check.
3. Sticky cap yourself to death if you want!
4. It can be three lines or 80, I don't care.
5. Curse, use bad erotica, cut, go to town. But make me laugh! Don't forget that!
6. Comment on other people or not, I won't check.
7. Have a good time!
I am NOT allowing prewrites. Sorry.
Contest closes after 25 entries.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 2, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 320
- Final notes: Wow... I am still cracking up BAD! These were the funniest pieces I have seen in a long time! Horrible work!
Entries [7]
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i eat gryphon's spine,
hear that meatballs shine.by daedal labyrinth 17 lines, 9 comments, on May 16 12:32 AM 2005. In Weird• Commented on by judge. -
Hi... my name is don
i ws dropd on my hed by my dad• Commented on by judge. -
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My toe is itching
My mom is bunnying• Commented on by judge. -
The (AIR) in this room
*KILLS*by Anonymous123 91 lines, 3 comments, on May 16 5:58 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge. -
the ceiling is flat
and I am roundby mondkaesemann 11 lines, 4 comments, on May 16 6:53 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
A frog lived in a pond,
He lived for so long• Commented on by judge.
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For all the people who enter this. I suggest that you put that it's suppose to be bad and semi-funny in your author comments or somewhere. I wrote a poem that was suppose to seem deep, but be about nothing so to get this effect I used black and darkness in all their forms more than 30 times through out my poem and I constantly got comments on how bad a poet I was and then I told them what the poem was for and they found it funny afterward. So put that it's suppose to be bad in the comments so you won't get 50 hateful comments saying that you're a crappy poet, I don't want you to get your feelings hurt like mine did.
This is a great idea for a contest, it seems like tons of fun. I hope you get several wonderfully bad enteries! The best of luck judging and all of the stuff that comes with contests. Have a nice whatever!
-Miranda
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Smoggins!
Blessed be!
Rember Flying Monkey Noodles Taist Good with deep fried Donkey Wings! Ask The kebler elfs The'll tell ya!
Pagan Pride and Love!
Jade Ash -
Aunt Erin, this sounds interesting. I don't know if mine would even qualify to be good enough for this! I will try to make something a little better than my usual but still bad though.
Love
Jess -
I want to try this but not sure I have it in me tonight. I will see what I come up with
Kathy -
lol no one even commented on mine.
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LOL! I will! I'm going to try to comment on all the pieces once I start judgeing completely (hopefully tonight! yikes!).
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