Okay guys! I am seriously starved for points so sorry only first place gets points. This is my first contest and I am very excited. Okay, lets see, choices:
1) Give me your best murder poems. I'm a twisted freak so. . .
2) Anything melancholic that is absolutely saturated with emotions.
3) Give me an erotic piece that will make me sweat. (By the way, I am a lesbian so I prefer lesi eroticas. *Bondage and S&M welcome but kept to a minimum please*)
4) Paint a picture with your words of the person you are in love with.
5) Scare me. Anything goes here: demons, ghosts, masochism, etc. . . But, I feel I should warn you; I don't scare easy, so if you choose this category, you better be the best or you won't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
6) Turn your favorite quote into a poem. Anything goes here as well but remember, I am seriously screwed up so anything dark has a better chance than happiness and love.
7) Describe a scenic picture to me but screw with the colors (ex. make the ocean red, the sky purple, etc. . .) and mix in sardonic phrases whenever possible.
8) Create another world. Show me the landscapes, creatures, plantlife, etc. . . If you choose this, be extremely descriptive!
Okay, that's enough choices. Now for the rules.
Rules:
1) NoNe Of ThIs CrAp! iT PiSsEs Me OfF, k?
2) Comment on at least two of my poems. (Whaa, Whaa, Whaa; Just Do It!)
3) Only one entry per person.
4) Write the number of your choice in you Author's Comments.
5) You can cuss as much as you want BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DISCRIMINATORY TOWARDS A GROUP OF PEOPLE (ex. blacks, mexicans, gays, transsexuals, etc. . . ) I will disqualify you and allert the moderators if you choose to ignore my warning! I am not joking!
6) Use the spell check! I hate having to decipher spelling mistakes!
7) If you choose to do number 6 ( your favorite quote) Cite the quote in your Author's Comments box as well.
I will judge this as thoroughly and justly as I can.
I will do my best to comment on every entry.
If you have any questions IM me.
Awards:
First Place: 300 points and a shiny gold trophy.
Second Place: A shiny silver trophy.
Third Place: A shiny bronze trophy.
Those that I really like will be added to my favorites and be promoted on my author page.
Prewrites are allowed.
Good Luck and I hope you enter!
~JOY~
1) Give me your best murder poems. I'm a twisted freak so. . .
2) Anything melancholic that is absolutely saturated with emotions.
3) Give me an erotic piece that will make me sweat. (By the way, I am a lesbian so I prefer lesi eroticas. *Bondage and S&M welcome but kept to a minimum please*)
4) Paint a picture with your words of the person you are in love with.
5) Scare me. Anything goes here: demons, ghosts, masochism, etc. . . But, I feel I should warn you; I don't scare easy, so if you choose this category, you better be the best or you won't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
6) Turn your favorite quote into a poem. Anything goes here as well but remember, I am seriously screwed up so anything dark has a better chance than happiness and love.
7) Describe a scenic picture to me but screw with the colors (ex. make the ocean red, the sky purple, etc. . .) and mix in sardonic phrases whenever possible.
8) Create another world. Show me the landscapes, creatures, plantlife, etc. . . If you choose this, be extremely descriptive!
Okay, that's enough choices. Now for the rules.
Rules:
1) NoNe Of ThIs CrAp! iT PiSsEs Me OfF, k?
2) Comment on at least two of my poems. (Whaa, Whaa, Whaa; Just Do It!)
3) Only one entry per person.
4) Write the number of your choice in you Author's Comments.
5) You can cuss as much as you want BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DISCRIMINATORY TOWARDS A GROUP OF PEOPLE (ex. blacks, mexicans, gays, transsexuals, etc. . . ) I will disqualify you and allert the moderators if you choose to ignore my warning! I am not joking!
6) Use the spell check! I hate having to decipher spelling mistakes!
7) If you choose to do number 6 ( your favorite quote) Cite the quote in your Author's Comments box as well.
I will judge this as thoroughly and justly as I can.
I will do my best to comment on every entry.
If you have any questions IM me.
Awards:
First Place: 300 points and a shiny gold trophy.
Second Place: A shiny silver trophy.
Third Place: A shiny bronze trophy.
Those that I really like will be added to my favorites and be promoted on my author page.
Prewrites are allowed.
Good Luck and I hope you enter!
~JOY~
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 29, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Okay people. I had a really hard time judging this. I had seven out of sixteen entries vying for three spots. There were so many good premises and so many good poets; I had no idea that I would get so many good entries. I actually decided to close the contest early because I was having such a hard time choosing but when I got on there had been another entry and it was also very good. I have chosen what I believe to be the best three poets. I sincerely hope that there are no hard feelings between myself and any of the poets that entered. I tried to be both constructive and nice in my comments; I can only hope that I succeeded in this. I now have many new favorites that I will continue to read, as I hope those that entered liked my poetry and will continue to read my work as well. I wish you all the best both in the growth of your poetry and in the rest of your life. Thanks to all who entered my contest and . . .
*a diabolically evil laugh is projected from my throat*
You all know that that was way too nice and sweet to be coming from someone as horribly twisted as me. "I wish you all the best in BLAH BLAH BLAH. How stupid could you possibly be? I picked the top three because they are the best. And they are the best because I say so. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*grins evily*
Have a nice day!
~Oh man, I must have multiple personalities or something. Oh well. Being evil is so much fun.~
LOL! I meant all of the first part as well as the second and third. LOL!
Somebody Stop Me!
BYE!
~JOY~THE~GODDESS~
Entries [4]
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this is an old poem that i worte..but its on my other site (broken apart)by katherine90 22 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 26 4:10 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge.
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castrate me and stick you dick in my hole
fullfill your need, and fullfill my dreams• Commented on by judge.
Silver trophy winner
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hey sexy, I entered an old one, then I rewrote it to fit a sadist haven. I hope you like it Joy, You need to call me, seriously. I miss you.
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Awesome contest. You have some excellent choices. I am going to see what I can come up with and enter this one! Thanks for letting me know about it.
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I fixed the spelling all 4 you. Ya spelling nazi, Lotz of love muah
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