Recently my friend SmoochieGirl ran a contest to find her AP husband. Inspired by this, I've decided to find myself an AP bride. The perks of this? Aside from the 400 points, I'm also prone to write poems when inspired by my muse- and while I'm not conceited enough to think I write beautiful poetry, I think we all agree that a poem for you is always a nice experience.
What to do? Simply put, propose to me and sweep me off my feet. Whether it be cute and funny, or heart-felt and emotional- I want you to convince me to marry you.
The Rules
1. No limit on style or length
2. No freaky cutting
3. I'm open minded, guys can enter, but they won't win unless it's daaaamn convincing
4. You must meet the approval of my AP Mum, bluegreenwaters
5. You must comment on one of my poems, and one other entry
Now, if you want to know anything about me, don't hesitate to read my AP bio. You can also email me at cynicalpoet@gmail.com or IM me if you want a specific question answered. Obviously, reading my poetry is a good indication of who I am.
What to do? Simply put, propose to me and sweep me off my feet. Whether it be cute and funny, or heart-felt and emotional- I want you to convince me to marry you.
The Rules
1. No limit on style or length
2. No freaky cutting
3. I'm open minded, guys can enter, but they won't win unless it's daaaamn convincing
4. You must meet the approval of my AP Mum, bluegreenwaters
5. You must comment on one of my poems, and one other entry
Now, if you want to know anything about me, don't hesitate to read my AP bio. You can also email me at cynicalpoet@gmail.com or IM me if you want a specific question answered. Obviously, reading my poetry is a good indication of who I am.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 17, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: Wow, this was a pleasure to judge, and a torment as well. All of you outshone my expectations, and it was really hard to select just three from so many wonderful entries.
Third place goes to the darling SmoochieGirl, for her sweet and tender 'Take These Two Hands'. Second place has been awarded to dame de la riviere's 'Humble Offer'- which both bluegreenwaters and I thought was wonderfully penned.
But the big 'I Do' goes to Steph, for making me smile after a shitty day with her gorgeous 'A Chance to Love You First'. So, it's just a matter of deciding when the wedding will be.
Once again, thankyou everybody for entering. Below are mine and then bluegreenwaters honourable mentions.
HONOURABLE MENTION
The Juliet to Your Romeo- lollylou
Born to Be- coldgirl
Dearest Chris- Torn Chakra
BLUEGREENWATERS
Dearest Chris- Torn Chakra
Born to Be- coldgirl
The Romeo to Your Juliet- lollylou
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You're going to break my heartIt's easy to see...But I'm still going to give youall of me...There will be times of troubletimes of nby Candice Bezanson 54 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 10 3:43 AM 2005. In Love• Commented on by judge.
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Marry me Chris
I may be just slightly older than you• Commented on by judge. -
I remember when we were young
We used to play in the park• Commented on by judge. -
You say your looking for an AP wife?Well, stop right here,I maybe a little SlightlyTwisted• Commented on by judge.
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I will tell the sun to shine not,• Commented on by judge. -
Listen, I'm not good at rhyming or writing everything down,
I just know if I don't marry you I'll only wear a frown.by unsexypenguin 18 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 16 8:30 PM 2005. In Love• Commented on by judge. -
good gentleman, i offer you my hand,to have, for partnership, in this poets' land.and i hope through this humble art,a wee bit o' happiness to impar• Commented on by judge.
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To be honest you seem way too good to be true
you just seem way too sweet.• Commented on by judge.
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Oh no way will I enter this...nope.......lol...You are a great man, with a wonderful smile, and an amazing heart...(did that sweep you off your feet)??? lol...Good Luck Hon...and i wanna help judge...lol
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ah hahaha, I just seen they had to meet my approval....damn I need to read the rules first don't I??? ok, I say BRING IT ON ....lol
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So...You're saying that my mission...If I choose to except it...Is to confince you and mommy dearist that you should marry me?...Well...That should be easy... ...~~Hours later~~...Gr...Damnit!...Harder then I thought...If I come up with anything I'll let you know...~~Licks~~...
♥~~Nutty
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Mommy Dearest??? damn I am not that psychotic mwahahaha...good Luck, I hope you submit something, I bet it would be great.
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LOL I see you stole my idea! I thought you were only joking about this, but I guess not. Good luck. I am sure you'll find you a mighty lovly lady that makesyou happy and that meest the approval of your ever loving and wonderful mother.
♥Christina
P.S Ladies, he loves to be called kitten
hehehe
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good luck to you
hmm good idea. I found my muse off of amv lol or actually he found me we have been inlove ever sense. good luck on your search take care
ciao
leala -
Ladies, that's a lie. It was a childhood nickname, and I loathe it!
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This sounds like a great contest idea, I will see what I can come up with...~Stacey~
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LOL You don't loathe it baby. Just admit it...you love to be called kitten and you love it when your being petted
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"you love it when your being petted "
No comment
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No comment?!?! Then just what was all that about last night when you were whispering in my ear how much you loved it when I was petting your hair?!!?!?
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Hmm... is there an age requirement? *bats eyes*
~Smidge~
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You like to be petted...I pet random people...
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Aww this is so sweet. Unfortunatley I wont enter as You just couldnt help but love me
So to make you feel better would you prefer they call you TIGER?? instead of KITTEN. Now cant you just imagine all the lovely ladies running their fingers through your hair....petting you????
All the best in judging this one Ill have to have a read.
Mia
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Hmmmmm, I'm am Aussie too, and a friend of Mia's! you know her don't you? that Shiela from BH! plus I know Joan, she's Mia's Aunty, hey TIGER I might just enter your contest I'm looking for a husband
Jenny
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lol was going to enter this but then my love got all jealous and paranoid so I probably won't be.
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So guys can enter? Ummm, Maybe you'll pay me the 400 points NOT to enter! Cool idea, I'd run a contest like this myself except no one in their right mind would enter! Hey good luck and here's hoping you don't end up with a crazy stalker!
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lol cool idea,
never was good at gettin all emotional in this way
rock on and good luck
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This is too cool....I love this..one hell of a way to meet women..Lol..
Might have to enter this one...
Tammy Jo
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Hehe, I'd enter, but I have an insanely jealous, real signifigant other who would object (not that I mind).
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Awww, I'm gonna have to read up on you but I'm not sure if I should enter because I have 5 children here and I think I've found their daddy! LOL! And my niece entered so I would feel bad. LOL! But I'm still gonna have to check you out and make sure you're a good guy! LOL!
Best of luck in your search.
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too hot for u
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Hey, I just wanted to say hi and tell you that even if I don't win, I seriously think you're hot. Also, after reading your bio, I found out that you're an awesome person and I hope I could get to know you better. This is a cute contest and whoever wins is a very very lucky lady.
-Miranda
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Thanks Chris for creating a wonderful contest, I had fun.
Your three choices are fantastic
See you around
Jennifer
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Congrats to the winners and remember you have to invite me and no I'm not the jealous type. Don't worry I won't ruin that day! LOL! Thanks for the honorable mention(s).
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Congradulations to all the winners...~~Licks~~... ♥♠~~Nutty
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This contest was an awesome idea and I want to thank you for awarding me the gold. I didn't realize how great this contest was until I read all of your work (Ravenlord) and I'm glad I did! Also, thank you to everyone who replied with feedback and comments. It means a lot.
S t e p h
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