Well, back by popular demand
It's another contest for real prizes and points
By yours truly 'The Hymenator'
Horus8 of the Eights.
My last contest was a success
Just ask the winners that received
Cd's and signed books for winning
Or placing. And I quote,
"Horus8 is an erogaunt sack of wet taters"
By Swept-away-teen-angle11
"What kind of selfish prick gives his own stuff away?"
By Gothicturdcutter #9
"have you even mailed my CD yet?"
By Billy Davidson
"Sorry asshole, but my stuff, it's better than you're crap
Do everyone a favor and get to hell"
By Blackrainbow69
This time around, First through Fifth
Place will be receiving some points
And prizes of their choosing.
First: get's 200 points, and the gift of their choosing
Second : 75 points, and a gift of their choosing
Third: 25 points, and a gift of their choosing
Fourth: ten points and a gift of my choosing
Fifth: The same as fourth
Also, any Edie Sedgewick fans that join the contest
Have an opportunity to be interviewed by the director
Of Ciao Manhattan on FILM! For the up and coming documentary
On Edie Sedgewick, that is 'if' you have something
interesting to say about Edie Sedgewick on film
To begin with.
In order to participate in this contest
You must go to
IndependentArtistsCompany.com/kiac/artist.aspx?ID=9993
and leave me a 'shout out message', about which song
you listened to, or liked the best.
Or just lie, and blow magical yellow smoke up my ass.
Here are a list of the prizes:
1. A signed copy of my book 'Juno's Peacock' 16.00$ value
sun-rising-books.com/juno_s_peacock_1.html
2. One of my three CD's from Cd Baby.com
www.cdbaby.com/all/horus8
3. Possible publication and referral to
friends of mine that publish poets of outstanding
merit, if I ask them too.
sun-rising-books.com/index.html
www.howlingdogpress.com/
4. My friend's CD featuring the voice of Edie Sedgewick,
and the music of Will Orbit (A collector's item for sure)
girlonfire.com/
5. A Ciao Manhattan poster, featuring Edie Sedgewick (A chick favorite)
girlonfire.com/
6. A vinyl copy of my first record 'Gangbox', or of the Edie Sedgewick
Spoken Word rant 'Speed Ball', again I say pristine 'vinyl'.
And there you have it
Here are the rules:
1. No shitty writing, lest we laugh at you, heartily.
2. No pre-writes
3. No Jesus, Creed, Or Republicans
4. No Mods
5. No Ass-hats
6. No gays, or platinum crew cut dykes
7. No psychotic 14 year olds with wind or rain in their names.
I'm looking for poetry of structure, and clarity
Freeverse, and forms alike. It should be involved
And aware. Something worth publishing.
Something worth the tree that died for it
to be printed on. Unless you carved it
into a fur seal skull...
Okay there you have it, feel free to haze
One another.
It's another contest for real prizes and points
By yours truly 'The Hymenator'
Horus8 of the Eights.
My last contest was a success
Just ask the winners that received
Cd's and signed books for winning
Or placing. And I quote,
"Horus8 is an erogaunt sack of wet taters"
By Swept-away-teen-angle11
"What kind of selfish prick gives his own stuff away?"
By Gothicturdcutter #9
"have you even mailed my CD yet?"
By Billy Davidson
"Sorry asshole, but my stuff, it's better than you're crap
Do everyone a favor and get to hell"
By Blackrainbow69
This time around, First through Fifth
Place will be receiving some points
And prizes of their choosing.
First: get's 200 points, and the gift of their choosing
Second : 75 points, and a gift of their choosing
Third: 25 points, and a gift of their choosing
Fourth: ten points and a gift of my choosing
Fifth: The same as fourth
Also, any Edie Sedgewick fans that join the contest
Have an opportunity to be interviewed by the director
Of Ciao Manhattan on FILM! For the up and coming documentary
On Edie Sedgewick, that is 'if' you have something
interesting to say about Edie Sedgewick on film
To begin with.
In order to participate in this contest
You must go to
IndependentArtistsCompany.com/kiac/artist.aspx?ID=9993
and leave me a 'shout out message', about which song
you listened to, or liked the best.
Or just lie, and blow magical yellow smoke up my ass.
Here are a list of the prizes:
1. A signed copy of my book 'Juno's Peacock' 16.00$ value
sun-rising-books.com/juno_s_peacock_1.html
2. One of my three CD's from Cd Baby.com
www.cdbaby.com/all/horus8
3. Possible publication and referral to
friends of mine that publish poets of outstanding
merit, if I ask them too.
sun-rising-books.com/index.html
www.howlingdogpress.com/
4. My friend's CD featuring the voice of Edie Sedgewick,
and the music of Will Orbit (A collector's item for sure)
girlonfire.com/
5. A Ciao Manhattan poster, featuring Edie Sedgewick (A chick favorite)
girlonfire.com/
6. A vinyl copy of my first record 'Gangbox', or of the Edie Sedgewick
Spoken Word rant 'Speed Ball', again I say pristine 'vinyl'.
And there you have it
Here are the rules:
1. No shitty writing, lest we laugh at you, heartily.
2. No pre-writes
3. No Jesus, Creed, Or Republicans
4. No Mods
5. No Ass-hats
6. No gays, or platinum crew cut dykes
7. No psychotic 14 year olds with wind or rain in their names.
I'm looking for poetry of structure, and clarity
Freeverse, and forms alike. It should be involved
And aware. Something worth publishing.
Something worth the tree that died for it
to be printed on. Unless you carved it
into a fur seal skull...
Okay there you have it, feel free to haze
One another.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 30, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Now that was fun to judge!
Here's 4th place:
Jantastic with sucker punch
And Fifth place is:
Elcontemporario by s-man23
I'm not going to chase anyone down for their prizes, so
if you want your prize, pick it, tell me which one you want,
and send me you address by IM or e-mail.
Entries [8]
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katherine left me one night;
she was cold, and i was good-as-dead.• Commented on by judge. -
It's been years
since the Prince found his castle walls admittingby Springheel 50 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 8 3:16 PM 2005. In Other• Commented on by judge. -
Government shit
Bullseye hitby Old Doc Wit 14 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 10 1:04 AM 2005. In Society• Commented on by judge. -
Victory is vehemently claimed
When the vestibule of the vagina• Commented on by judge. -
But there was no sign of it
Amongst the torn smudged papers• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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Fuck it. I'm going to risk all my winnings so far and I'm spinning for the fetid loaf behind door number 2.
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good luck with your contest. your last one had some really great entries (and some really bad ones too lol)
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um...I dont have a comment.
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What else is new?
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interesting, so you lose almost nothing by having this contest, so long as you have at least 30 people enter. Even the prizes you give away are to your benefit. Plus you want to be inflated with fake, flaky, complements on another medium as well. You are no better than the Republicans...
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Lick my stamps, or learn how to spell.
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And yes, I'm way better than the Republicans merely because 'war is bad' mmmkay. Now if you don't want us laughing at your shit poetry you don't have to join the contest ----> the door's that away.
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I love the "Popuwar" in the collage in the Graphic.
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Thanks.
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Except a couple hundred dollars in material I don't sell,
and mailing fees for sending the prizes all over god's green earth.
Because not everyone lives so close by, like you, in Asshat, Montana.
My last contest cost me 200 bucks out of my own pocket, so if you could kindly shove it up your... None of us would mind. Smile!
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Lol, how did I know you were going to do that, write me 3 responses. First of all, I live in Michigan. Second of all, by me saying, you are worse than Republicans, anyone with half a brain would realize I also hate Republicans. I hate Republicans more than your insensitive bullshit poetry and you're crappy music. I thought you had half a brain, thats why I thought you would figure out my post. Anyways, I don't feel like patronizing you any more, take a good look at your hypocritical self and your standpoints and maybe, for once, you can learn something. You are always so busy telling everyone else what they can do, you never take a good look at yourself. You say you hate Bush and Republicans but I see you doing the same discriminative crap that they are famous for. Most of the things you say about government I agree with. I have read a lot of your work and I doubt you have read any of mine. So, I honestly can say, most of your poetry sucks balls. And asshat is getting old by the way.
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Why would I read your poetry?
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Why read any new poetry by you, odds are it will be about how great you are. You have to feel at least a little stupid now, making false assumptions that I am a stupid conservative southerner. Obviously you never will. You never like a comment unless it strokes your ego
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How would you know what I like?
You're still too busy whining, about a bunch
of shit no one's remotely interested in.
Put your poetry where your incessant whining
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With an ego as big as mine, it's impossible to feel stupid.
Besides, I have more respect for Republican Southerners
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I'm not from Detroit either. Keep going, this is fun. Keep digging a hole.
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Wow, where am I digging a hole too?
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Either Troy or West Bloomfield?
Perhaps Pontiac, Rochester, blah blah.
Who cares, it's all the same industrial
bullshit whether you're from battlecreek
or Southfield. Why should we care?
Enter the contest, or pay me two hundred
an hour to listen to you whine.
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Well how could we live without this contest,? I don't think you like my poetry very much maybe I could try and mimic the master, well I will see if I get inspired, you are hard to please my friend, could try a little libation to the gods,like Thoth and not Horus,all the best in your contest
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I also would like to clarify something for the sake of argument
I throw these contests because I am an artist, not a pre-med student.
This is what I do for a living, so yes this is about selling my art,
the art of my peers, and about artist getting together and hooking
one another up with their work, because frankly that's what it's all about. Why or how you don't get that is well, your hang up. No one told you that you had to. Also, I feed my two children playing music and selling books, just like one day you'll feed your children practicing medicine. You are a hobbyist that wants to be a doctor. I am a poet selling poetry, see how that works? Now do you want to be a doctor to A. make money B. Save lives C. be cool, and pretend you're smarter than other people or D. All of the above? Now I could sit her all day long and talk circles around you, but unfortunately, I have more things to sell and give away. And for the record, I help more than my share of people all of the time in more ways then you can ever imagine. You need to ask someone bee-atch, or talk to the hand.
Edited on Mar 05, 5:03 p.m. because ''. -
DryIce808
'compliment', not 'complement'
'your crappy music' not 'you're crappy music'
I don't feel like patronizing you any more immediately followed by two comments?
I thought changing one's mind was a woman's prerogative
Horus, why are you engaging in debate? (sigh)
I'll drop back later and see how you girls are getting on.
(yanks huh!?!)
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
some nice films on your favourites though Dry! -
Suppose this is one of those moments I should be glad that I'm not a mod anymore, eh?
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I was bored and desperate for attention
I hope she knows how to spell 'aorta'
In case I ever need heart surgery.
Think they'll teach her that in pre-med?
But on a series note, I don't know why some
people come after me? They just want to, I guess.
We could all use a hug, supposedly. -
Oh yeah baby...
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This time I will write for real in your contest. Last time really sucked ass! Anyways. This sounds really fun...
From ~stacey~
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this contest sounds rad, btu i cant write worth shit so ya i did listen to the songs, and they are awesome, good job, keep it up tata for now
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Oh, come now, you'll do fine, you'll never know unless you try.
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you only have to give me ten, do you want 40 back?
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nice tiger....pets the pussy.
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ha ha. you can always count on horus8 to strick the match next to a dry, thick forest. the rules for this were quite humoring. what do you say we spare us both the time of the whole writing nonsense, and you just give me free stuff just to give me free stuff? maybe one day i'll return the favor and give you free stuff in return.
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"You are a hobbyist that wants to be a doctor. I am a poet selling poetry, see how that works? Now do you want to be a doctor to A. make money B. Save lives C. be cool, and pretend you're smarter than other people or D. All of the above?"
Well, I don't know who the doctor is, but I'm a lawyer. Are lawyers excluded? This might be a fun contest to enter -- though I confess to not having a clue who Edie Sedgwick is. I DO however know where Manhatten is, as I get there fairly often. And because I live in California, I also am qualified to say "Ciao Manhatten" when I leave. Anyway, for whatever it's worth, I wouldn't get in verbal wars with people who aren't going to participate in this contest anyway. They don't influence my decision, and I think with your talent it makes more sense to write about something you enjoy. I DO promise to go do some research on Edie Sedgwick, so you have already done that person a favor just in the promotion of this contest. -
Sounds good I have condoms and dehydrated pears
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Very Nice Contest i might think of joining, i dont know yet. Might though. I'm New To AP
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What an interesting contest.
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i have a dirty bed spread and a couple of used toothbrushes that were mainly used for shoe cleaning.
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You got a deal.
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i'm a platinum crew cut dyke, can i still shit into an entry form?
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Of course, we all fit that lesbian description, shit away.
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OK -- What 10 minutes of research can save someone in embarassment. I now realize that Edie Sedgwick is a deceased subject of an Andy Warhol piece called "Ciao Manhatten." That doesn't mean that I wouldn't welcome the opportunity to be in a documentary by a friend directed to both the actress and the artist... However, it does mean that I wish I hadn't written what I did above before performing the simplest of Google searches. I suppose I could edit my earlier comment so I don't look like a fool. However, I feel it more beneficial for others to see how simple it is to take 5 minutes to do some simple WWW research, to avoid being on record showing your ungodly ignorance.
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i have found open sores...
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Glad to see you back where you are loved and causing quite a bit of chaos woth wirds that seem conversational and not at all poetic! Muuuuhahahahahahaha 
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Um--did I say "wirds"? How do you like my Manhattan accent?
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nothing written against two entries.
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could I just post a poem and say 'fuck you' to the rest of the shit you ask for?
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I have some old bathroom tissue and grease from work.
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As long as I don't have to read it.
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Sure aint.
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Good luck to all that are brave enough to enter this competion!!! I love your quotes at the top. Made me giggle.
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Good luck with your contest.
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The contest prizes are interesting to say the least. lol I don't think I have ever seen a contest where someone gives away their own stuff and probably never will again either. lol I don't know if I am good enough or brave enough to enter this, so let me just say, Good Luck with this contest. Be Well and Be Blessed.
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this sounds like a good contest.. interesting rules - just might enter
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I was brave enuf to enter my poem... but with my luck ill probably get last place.. because i dont think my style is what hes looking for.. he said he likes my repition.. i dont know if thats enough.. Well we will see soon... I hope i at least get my first trophy =D
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95... 96... 97... 98... 99... 100... can i take it out now...
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Everyone gives away their own damn stuff in contests. Well, obviously except broken-chrystalis. She stole my points and beer, then gave em away in a sack racing contest. God damn her.
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Considered entering, briefly, but I saw where I was elimated for being a die-hard Republican and a Jesus freak to boot. So I just decided to write this space consuming albeit brief editorial to at least get some points for reading about your contest. Not to mention, I don't want a mob contract put out on me for clicking a featured item and not leaving a comment. LOL Seriously, looks like fun.
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Well, if it makes you feel better.
I hate the mob too, they can all go
make godfather 4 on Uranus for all I care.
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love your wit.
wish i had a winner in my pocket right now.
and im all out of the good mescal.
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Shit, go ask ed, he's hid the whole peyote cactus cluster up his crack whore's ass apparently, in order to inspire brilliant poetry, like his last piece, woah, you should read that shit, holy moley.
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I know, I think she might have been refering to my bitch tits and blown out ass though?
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You can only give a pair of bitch tits and a blown out ass away once.
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Exactly.
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you've got to wonder what merited the massacre that's spelled "erogaunt" lmfao and the stupidity attatched to "What kind of selfish prick gives his own stuff away?". Reminds me why i love this website.
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not much fucking point now with ed's latest in the mix is there?
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exactly!!! HHAHHAHAHAHAA. How COULD you give something away, if it wasn't yours to give? LOL. What a sack of ass.
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and how does that make you selfish exactly haha.
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Go ahead jan. Enter. I can't win. IT is not really about winning anyway. Go ahead, give us a boner.
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RIGHT, HAHHAHAHA. "That selfish bastard is giving his shit away?" LOL. precious
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I know, it's like duh, all the shit's for free on the web anyway.
Download it all, I tell you, yesterday I downloaded captain kirk and jesus all within two clicks, and a quick jerk of me mouse. (I'm irish all of a sudden) -
lmfao ohhhh you want that kinda write. Pass the cheese dip I am in a good kinda nasty mood just now.
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It's my precious, MY PRECIOUS!!!!!! I tell you, MINE!
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Read rule number 7, and then look at the names of the entrants
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I actually think erogaunt is pretty clever like two words made into a new one but given the nick probably wasn't meant to be so clever and you don't really strike me as gaunt so...
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I know, I made up all of the quotes but billies... LMAO
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you just still want the coffee flavoured tits don't you ed?
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see you're so fucking clever
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yes, i won't deny it.
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that's it I am changing my name back to 2lazy2PP
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well yanno ice cubes and hot wax are one thing but dipping in hot coffee... well, unless it was cold coffe but horus made fun of how many fingers i used in that poem...
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for a day, i was -=RaZOr_aNGeL=-. Thought you would like that one, but, ahhhhhhh. Banished like beef from the salad bar.
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HA HA!!!!! HA!! GOOD ONE!
check this quote out
it's a billy davidson
"jammed with my fucker"
that's an actual line in his poem HA HA!!!!
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i remember razor angel... gotta love how the system notifies you when your faves change names... hehe billy has the best lines
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RaZOr_aNGeL-? he's ace!
he's a great writer...I read his one poem
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damn I miss him
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i had no idea. I thought I was just putting a twist on -=Dark-Angel=-, P.I.
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haha ... love a dare...
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Dude, don't mention my mentor in these hallowed halls, speak notye!!! of my quadropalegic tutor of squirm and poof, dude, dark angel's a legend, that guy sent me a music file once with him reading a pi story he wrote to trippy keyboard midi back ground music, here's the gas, he has a mechanical voice box like steve hawkens...dude, need I say more, it's emmy material, dark angel is god.
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you guys crack me up... thanks
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It was like steve hawkins in china town instead of jack nicholson, but with a mad magazine under current, it was fucking hilarious, you've never heard porno until you've had it narrated to you through a christopher reeves voice box.
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Ask him for one dude, dark angel's a brain in a box some where in whales, some kind of mad scientist cool fucker, I dig that guy, if you ask him for a link he'll send you one to his P.I stories, god ed they're to die for funny, cuz, he does this dead pan narration, but he has a voice box, god it's outrageous. Him and his friends like to dig up my gay porn, do collages, and e-mail them to various bishops nation wide, he says " to myth the legend of my tom buggery, and coal mining..."bastard.
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I completely agree about -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. The best. I would love to hear what you describe. He is a legend, and rightfully so. his comments are the funniest things I have ever read, well, other that that shit you wrote on dovina about the marshmallow, and that CLS thing about the 12 inch shaft in the left nostril.
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I really hate the Welsh, they're just too fucking witty.
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lmfao
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yah, I would ask him, but I don't think he likes me very much. fuck it, I'll ask him anyway, just to hear what he has to say.
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Hey, what is up with that link. That is some dogshit. Fuckin comment nazi with his "if you click on the feature you must comment". fuck that
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He doesn't like anyone.
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NO. I don't know anything about it.
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I downloaded "Dear Mrs. Sexton" from horus8's site. Lou Reed-like vocals and well...a catchy chorus ! Well worth a listen.
BTW, if you'd like to hear the magnificent Anne Sexton read the wonderful "Her Kind" go to this site:
www.poets.org/poets/poets.cfm?prmID=14
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Sounds just a teeny weeny bit compliacted to me! And I don't know half the references so I think it's probably not for me. But best wishes
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whoa. good luck, I'm not entering, too scared
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I applauded your two comments to give you the ten points...because I'm a little bitch
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i would offer my pencil bleatings on moist toilet tissue but you would give me it me back having first wiped your arse on it ~ so perhaps i should leave well alone ~
here are a few points tho.... i dont have to time to be sycophantic and visit sites of interest ~ is it some arthurian quest?~ will past visits count i wonder..... have listened before in some alcoholic haze...
elaine
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Wow, I already missed on two of those rules... AND I AM NOT GAY..... OR 14... (lol, psychotic 14-year-olds... so true *wipes tear from eye*)
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Wait, whoa..... I hope "WindAndRain" was a joke screenname, otherwise I should be laughing my ass off....
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okay what is it with this pink/fuschia page, it is making my head hurt, your contests are always fun, comments are funnier and I still am not sure that I like the fact that my 15 year old thinks you are "so cool"...what does that say for my parenting skills???I will enter, but the competition is already way too tough, oh, well, it is all for fun and prizes....
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Cool contest.Cool prizes.Glad I entered before I saw who was above.It was fun to write for.Must go above and read.
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I'm on my period.
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This is an awsome contest. Good idea for it. And nice prizes. I might just enter. Anyways, I will definately be back to read the entries. Good luck everyone.
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It's awesome that you're giving out real prizes, and I was thinking about joining until I saw this in your rules
6. No gays, or platinum crew cut dykes
This is offensive to say the least, because I am a lesbian. Next time, try to be at least a little diplomatic, okay? Because if you didn't want poetry about homosexuality, that's what you should have said, not discriminate. And the last rule I'm sure is also offensive to someone else out there. You have degraded yourself in my eyes. Thanks but no thanks, keep your stuff. -
Sedgewick is a great name for limmericks.
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Liberal Hypocrites! Well I guess I'll try and enter...
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contest sounds great
Good luck with the contest. And it wasn't right for people to say all that stuff about your last contest. Well good luck again.
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Too bad you could shit on that rule, write something and enter anyway; horus8 wouldn't really care. He just put it there to be an ass, not so it would actually be taken seriously. Sheesh.
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So I guess you nose polishing my vulva is out of the question?
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Hehe, it never amazes me the turn out for people wanting to get free shit for little effort. Unless you're one of *those people* (and I won't name you, because you suck and I have far more important things to do, such as cliping my toenails and/or breathing), who take it apon themselves to INSIST that everyone poem or story is "Taking a great strain", or "Giving my soul", I mean...C'mon.
Just...C'mon.
....C'mon.
Well, I have to go now, good tie!
Yours Under The Orders Of A Judge,
-Vasquine.
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I left a shout out message saying I liked 'Before the sun', but I'm not sure it was processed. I'm new so I've no points and only 1 applaud remaining for today. The other one, I'll make tomorrow.
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7. No psychotic 14 year olds with wind or rain in their names. - Man, now I think of all the cool nicknames. I could have called myself WindSongRainDancer or something... Too bad I'm currently going through somewhat of a writers block or I'd enter, cause I dig Edie.
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Since I cut my new teeth.
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I wish I could belong to some minority so I could take offensive to and whine about everything.
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Is this really a real contest? I'm a bit confused about what this contest has to do with anything except giving you points......hmmmm...Well I guess I hope the contest goes good...??
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I'm applauding not to enter the contest .. are you kidding? You'd laugh, and I'd cry, and it would be a big mess! I'm just applauding because you are an extremely awesome guy, and I don't have the balls to be as big a dick as you are .. *checks pants* .. nope, no balls here! I'd say something cute in closing, like "keep being you" .. but who else would you be, Ghandi?
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No it's all a big joke to confuse your last impressionable brain cell.
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6. No gays, or platinum crew cut dykes
this is bullshit and so are you!!!!! you didn't have to say dyke number one and number two, your a joke. anyone can write poetry, reguardless of who they are personally. your an ass and thats all there is to it. -
Hi Dyke forever!
Do you think dykes in general have lost
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falls over I wanna do the contest... I can't think of anything though
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I think the most recent collaboration in the Dyke Comittee has been pink spikes and big gold chains with G's.
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No actually, it's the horizontal mustache and gang raping of Suzanne Summers at the third street promenade last week.
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Oh. I must be thinking of the chick down my road who has lockjaw, so after one painful and bloody experience most guys are afraid of her. I guess she gave up on men, dyed her hair pink, and bought a 50 cent CD.
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Well this is certainly amusing ^.^ Unfortunately, I fall under the psychotic fourteen year old section? Best of luck with this and as Masochist up there put it "keep being you".. I'd hate to see another Ghandi.
~Amy
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Well, doggoneit, I wish I could enter, but I'm a platinum crew-cut dyke!
Looks like a lot of fun you are having around here. I don't dare enter against the likes of edpeterson and onerios13 (among others), but I will be back to read the entries.
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haha, i came to check out the contest cuz of the name you gave it, and to my dismay i have nothing to submit, but i did get a good laugh while reading the rules...good luck to you with it, and i ahh... hope someone does get some magical yellow smoke for ya
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How are you able to give only 200 points for 1st place, when the minimum is 300? The system automatically gives 300 points when you judge. If you've figured out a way around this, let me know! As for the contest- I've nothing to contribute, but I hope you get a lot of good entries.
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can I enter more than one?
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I am. Cuz ed did.
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yeah
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No Ass-Hats?!? Damn...I guess I am out
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Wow someones intimidating (I mean that in the best possible way)
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"your bullshit" LOL. fucking traumatic.
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oh damn... and I just worte the perfect bitching poem ever.... and i can't enter it....
sigh... oh well.. i'll go post it somewhere else.
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Love is the thickest blood ever.
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and creamy
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wow. your last winners were 'nice'... O,o;
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Yeah, and skanky too.
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You have got to hold another contest. I can't believe I missed this one. Keep me posted, please?
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Read quite a few of these! Just wonderful! This guy is Awesome!! His book rocks! Best of luck to all who entered!
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you gonna judge this sucker?
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Perhaps.
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perhoops
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I'm so pissed that I didn't win.
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Why spank you, O Great Mr. 8! Spank you deeply and thoroughly, and allow me to say what an honor it is to place amongst so many excellent poets. So lemme think about what I'd pick from the fantastic spoils you've offered, and get back to ya. Oh, and congradulations to all the other winners.
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You came really, really close, I swear.
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gracias
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Was checking this contest out and read what a few people had to say about your last contest. Hmm, I know someone who ordered your book and cd, as a favor, paid for them both, I was there, and never received either. Sucks! Congrates to the winners!
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Actually, she got them all, they just took awhile, because she was moving around a lot.
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