In an attempt to bring to a halt the onslaught of disgustingly sloppy and romantic poems that I fear are heading our way with the imminent arrival of Valentines Day I would like to invite you to submit a slightly different love poem here.
There are some rules however
1. Each poem is to be written in the form of rhyming couplets. The first line is to be as sloppy and romantic as you like, the second is to be the most unromantic that you can think of...
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
2. There is no limit to the maximum amount of couplets you can include in your poem, but a minimum of at least four please.
3. I would like the poem to make sense as a whole and not just be separate couplets on the same topic.
4. Be creative, use your sense of humour
5. As many entries as you like.
6. Place in the appropriate category if containing adult material.
Gold 300 points
Silver 200 points
Bronze 100 points
There are some rules however
1. Each poem is to be written in the form of rhyming couplets. The first line is to be as sloppy and romantic as you like, the second is to be the most unromantic that you can think of...
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
2. There is no limit to the maximum amount of couplets you can include in your poem, but a minimum of at least four please.
3. I would like the poem to make sense as a whole and not just be separate couplets on the same topic.
4. Be creative, use your sense of humour
5. As many entries as you like.
6. Place in the appropriate category if containing adult material.
Gold 300 points
Silver 200 points
Bronze 100 points
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 10, 2005
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Thank you for all the wonderful and highly amusing entries to the contest, I knew you wouldn't let me down
Entries [10]
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Angelic is your lovely face
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This is just a silly poem for this contest...• Commented on by judge.
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Your eyes so big, and brightly beaming
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I guess that I can hope
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Disfunctional Valentine's Day love messages...
I hope our significant others don't read these poems! lolby QT-jerZ-STARLET 67 lines, on Feb 9 10:35 AM 2005. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. -
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this was a very good contest and a good time for me to use my creativity.by Hidden-Secrets 42 lines, on Feb 9 6:01 PM 2005. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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I can't stop looking at your face,
Man that pimple is growing at an amazing pace!by hopeful-tragedy 15 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 9 6:25 PM 2005. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge.
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Finally a contest from someone who likes rhyme!
This is a cute idea, and you're sure to get some very funny responses. It appeals to my sense of humour. I hope to write something for you.
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Look forward to it
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great idea. This should be a lot of fun to do and to read all of the entries (Hope you get many) I will return with something very soon.
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LOL Kat thats a great ideea
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Aw hell, no pre-writes; that's okay, I can't say anything I've written would fit the bill in terms of humor, but I think it could work otherwise.
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Interesting idea to cut down on the monotany of the all too mushy holiday....Valentines Day. I will see if I can pen something for this
Blessed be
~~Serenity~~
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...PERFECT!...This is going to be fun...I'll write somethig during study hall...In CAD class right now...Too much typing might give me away...
...Good times...Well...I'll have mine up by tonight if all goes well...Good luck ot all...
~Hey Kid Want A Nut
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Love is a wonderful thing, and all wonderful things should be made fun of from time to time.
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This is quite an original idea for a contest. I read two of the entries and really liked the way they were done.
I'm sure you'll get lots of fun poems to read.
Good luck judging them
Love and peace,
Mari
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Oh how I love the way your mind works!
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Oh gawd, this sounds just up my alley and I need to bookmark this since my lover moved out of my house on Wednesday while I was in class and came home to an empty home. I just keep smelling the pillow he had laid on and just hope that he finds what he is looking for in the vast outside world. Let me see if I can come up with somthing between now and the closing date. Gregg
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Aaawww so sorry to hear that Gregg. Use this as an opportunity to say what you really think, you know you will feel better afterwards
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hilarious, great concept... I'll try to return... "a hoot"
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