Since when did a bean produce milk? I mean come on people that is why the world is so damn cranky. No one eats meat, some don't eat veggies and we think we get milk from a bean?
And then we have those that do the fake~n~bakes. Yes, you guilty folks who forgo the real sun and tan for ten minutes in a coffin with lights. I know self tanning is productive, but not when you are an orange shade (and trust me I have seen some orange ladies running around and even men) and fail to notice that you look like you're from another planet.
Something else I have noticed. Everything can be done in two seconds it seems or two minutes. From food to cleaning. We have it fast and easy now. Wipes that do what elbow grease used too. Microwaves that zap up our stuff in minutes. and we like it. We live for this faster paced world.
Or so they say. Me? I long for the days when you didn't have to feel rush all the time.
Why are we doing this to ourselves? Where are we going in such a hurry?
And as for food? Since when does healthy have to taste like crap? As my Mom and a few other sane folks have pointed out, it doesn't have to taste like sawdust to be healthy right?
Are we over obsessed with being something that we aren't ready for?
Is this why half of America is on medication for nerves, stress or depression? I firmly believe it is.
We all are striving to compete in a modern world and along with it, our brains and manners have flown out the window.
I mention manners because I had a man hold the door for me and it darn near had me keeling over in a stroke. This used to be common, but now poor men don't know what they are supposed to do for us anymore. And yes for you females out there I mean Us.
We hold them up to unbearable standards at times (though men? I am not finished yet don't clap to much) they are supposed to acknowledge us as equals and treat us as Queens and yet? I have seen the way women in the real world talk about them. Some friends of mine won't even allow their husbands to play ball on weekends with their friends. Why? Cause all his time should be with her? Oh heavens . People get sick of staring at the same old face over and over. Trust me I know this from experience. Give them a little line and some room and you would be amazed Ladies at what comes back.
Now onto the men. What is with men and cyber sex? I have had several friends catching husbands looking at breasts online. Why? There is a pair in the bedroom right? How does one have cyber first of all? I mean I write about sex yes, but I have no clue truly when it comes to "doing it, talk to me honey" let me hear ya moan. What? Since when did typing replace a body? I want a nice hot warm body next to me, someone I can talk dirty to in person. (No I don't want lessons either) I have tried.. Seriously with Javier.. didn't work.. was laughing and making faces the whole time, guess I don't have quite the imagination I thought I did..
And someone? Tell those kids at the mall to wear clothes that fit, cause I am tired of looking at underwear damn it. Thongs and boxers oh GOOD God! I am now my Father.. that is enough for the moment.. More thoughts later.. Take Care and don't take offence..
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