Adult Content - Farm Yard Insults To Give To People

not for the really young or the really ignorant.

Go Pull a Bull
Go Plow a Cow
Go Snog a Dog
Go Rear that Deer
Go Float that Goat
Go Coarce that Horse
Go Frig a Pig
Go Inhabit a Rabbit
Go Beep a Sheep
Go Slam that Ram
*these were made by me... I'm so polite me!*


Insults to give to people who are really cruel:

1. "You may pity my family for putting up with me, but I pity your dog for smelling you."

2. "I know I'm not that pretty, but I'm not bothered about that! Why is a dog speaking to me anyway--oh sorry, you're a human? Do they make doggy masks like that?"

3. "People like you are a hazard to those who try to use renewable energy correctly! Thanks to you blocking the sun, I can't use my solar panelling."

4. "I would shake your hand, but quite frankly I don't know where it's been."

5. "I don't hate you at all - to hate you would mean I even think of you."



Books they never made but should have.


1. The Tale of Two Twenty-year Old Trannies.
2. When Genital Warts Wreck Weddings
3. The Definitive Guide to Losing Your Mind
4. Why Reading Books Kills Brain Cells
5. Prince or Frog? The Guide to Getting a Rich Twat
6. Someone Is Stalking You: It's a Fact
7. 1001 Ways To Eat an Egg
8. Egypt: For Mummies Only
9. Kicking the Habit: sex after churchwork
10. 1331 Reasons Why Odd Numbers Suck