brutus septicus - my mums effectionate term for things that are gigantic or over large.
Example 1: Hey kitty kitty! Wow, your kitty is a brutus septicus!
gayness for the anus - no it's not derogotory, its just saying something that is either 'shit or crap' or simply awesome... quite similar to the phrase 'the shit' really, it just an exclamation.
Example 1: Daniel's haircut is gayness for the anus!
Example 2: That new sports car is soo gayness for the anus, I want one!
oh matron! - originally came from the carry on films and some of it's meaning has stuck around for me and my friends, but basically this means 'fascinating, sexy, hot or just da bomb'.
Example...
Stef: I am wearing those new underwear my Mum bought me today.
Stuey: Oh Matron!
Flippendo - my mums effectionate term yet again for a drink you can knock back... this means it's not alcohol, or something I am taking with medication. We got it from Harry Potter naturally as in the Harry Potter PS2 Game 'Flippendo' is a knock back Jinx. Knock back Jinx = Drinks? Heh heh.
-always being added to-
oh your mum! - I say this mainly to trahern my friend (who is future memories on here). It's basically just like saying 'ahh whatever' or something random to take away the silence. He laughs most of the time at it, dontcha Trey?

