Men are always in Remote "control"

Ok My husband sends this to me from work, how dumb is that!

did you know.........

Beer contains female hormones


Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

MY response!

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OMG are you nuts, sending this to me!
You do have to come home eventually,
as you could never stay with a friend...

Men spend too much time admiring a remote control...
Hence, "control" you can never "control" it any ways,
you flip from channel to channel...

"Who can't make up their mind now?"

You spend more time ranting over a ball going into a hole or basket, which causes your blood pressuer to go up, then your wife, has to remind you to take your magic pill! You pick your fights with a machine that cannot fight or argue back.

"Pussy comes to mind here."

Hm now that’s, arguing over nothing or with anyone, but your nutty ass self!
Gaining weight this occurs when you wife goes on strike and you eat out every night of the week...Until she gets her way of course... Now I call this success in winning the battle and I never had to argue with anyone especially not a machine that cannot give me results!

A man becomes very emotional, when he can't seem to find the remote,
you think someone chopped his man hood off, and we, the Woman remains calm and hand the remote to you, which normally is right on the floor beside your fat ass...

"Oh getting fat!"

And it has nothing to do with you taking a nap every day after dinner, then watching TV and snacking every free minute you have and oh yes, all the fast food you will be eating again is sure to help that six-pack
that's hidden in there somewhere.

I Just have never seen it!

If women are such bad drivers, why is it that men don't get off their ass
put the remote " control" down and go to the grocery store. "Keep us off the road!"
Hey, that would be a great idea! I think this is where you men fail to think rationally! However, wait we would have to make a list for you first!

"Easier to just go ourself.”

And sitting down or standing up while urinating Yes we do sit down while urinating, it is the few times out of the day we actually get to relax and do nothing for no one else. , But normally even then there is an intrusion...
Women still hit the hole every time even with the lights out, as men can never find them even with the lights on and then sometimes when they do,
they leave them unsatisfied...

"This brings us back to why women are the way we are."

By the way, I have the remote control and it works wonderful...As when you return home to night cold fish is in the fridge and left over corn on the cob...and when you are done with the corn; you know what to do with the COB!

"If you can find the hole of course..."

Oh yes, The lawn needs mowed and we both know, that you will do this,
as it will be your way of saying sorry with out admitting you are wrong!!!
I hold the remote "control."

Amazing I did not have to drink wine or beer to sum up men as you all wallow in trying to figure us women out we are always holding the remote "control".

As I smile politely and walk away with your credit card in hand.
I'll be back dear, after tanning and massage, oh maybe I'll get my nails done as well...I know you don't mind, because I am your wife, that allows you to think you are in control.

When God created woman no further testing was considered to fix faults of Man.
She knew that woman would be in control.