2) Slipping through a door, with a quick sideways twist of the torso, requires more space - otherwise .... 'more ouchies.'
3) Nipples are Sensitive!!
4) All important growth requires patience.
5) Sleeping on ones front ... not an option!
6) Cotton has much more texture than it used to.
7) I have had to say: "Ahem. Hello. I'm up here" ... more than once *sigh*

8) Boob sweat!!! - *runs screaming*
tbc ...


ya i know ur probably wondering wow who is this person idk them and thats good cuz i dont know u either but this is funny
and totally true which sucks





