1. Every wall shall submit to my authority! If it does not, I shall pounce it with my face until it learns!
2. Kitty litter is great and it doubles as great confetti! I am practising my throwing action and can't wait for someone I know to have a wedding. My pet says she won't be but that she has a lot of sisters!
3. Undead mice are a concern. I have yet to ascertain how to grant one, in particular, a final death, though I shall not give up my scientific enquiry.
4. All ankles are mine!
5. Do try to announce yourself in my presence. What part of 'blind cat' do you not understand and just how many pints of your weak blood must I spill for the lesson to stick?
6. I just love contemporary art! I'm especially into making wall murals. Some say my art is shit ... but that is merely the medium I am currently expressing.
7. Stop leaving and/or moving stacks of books on the floor human! You shall not appreciate the humour, when I wreak vengeance!
8. Something has been following me lately. It is furry and camouflages itself by doning my scent. It swishes wildly, tauting me by batting at my head! I have trapped it several times and attempted to rend it with my teeth ... however, on each occassion it seems to have had some empathic projection ability that transmits all pain inflicted back upon me. So now I am settling for catching it and testing how long it can be confined. These experiments shall continue, for it is a wily creature that has managed to evade prolonged capture thus far.
To be continued ....
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