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Assertion File

Just random stuff about me.

I have issues with s. Me and facts don't get along, because I know that such are always just perceptions. So ... in a recent trend, with my own flavour - here are my random asserted truths (some might even be true): 

 

1/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #17: I am allergic to shellfish and many seafoods. Ironic!

Asserted Truth #22: I love some fish a lot. Re Irony in item #17.

Asserted Truth #6: I have been called a great wit ... or a gray twit ... not sure which it was.

 

2/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #2: I cannot drive a car and never have.

Asserted Truth #14: I was born with a hair-lip and cleft palatte.

Asserted Truth #8: I was a caesarian birth.

 

3/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #21: My sneezing always consist of three sneezures (Suzi's Word).

Asserted Truth #1: I did gymnastics as a child. I envied the things that the girls got to do.

Asserted Truth #87: My first pet, dog named Aldo, died when I was 6,  he strangled himself.

 

4/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #5: Online I'm free. In the real world, I am enduring.

Asserted Truth #31: My musical taste is eclectic. Radiohead's my favourite.

Asserted Truth #19: I've studied Tai Chi and Wu Shu.

  

5/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #7: I have been known to go crazy in love matters.

Asserted Truth #53: Born with almost completely separated brain hemispheres.

Asserted Truth #38: I did a double major in Sociology/History (Bachelor of Arts).

 

6/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #47: I am a software developer.

Asserted Truth #88: AP has opened my eyes regarding deaf poets. They write detail so well.

Asserted Truth #3: My father died of Cancer when I was 21 for the first time.

 

7/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #26: I did a brief bit of denial by joining the army when 25. I hated and loved it.

Asserted Truth #64: I was 8 years old when I first kissed a girl. I remember her name.

Asserted Truth #41: I've always had trouble doing the important life stuff in halves.

 

8/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #13: I am transgendered.

Asserted Truth #18: Most of my life has been around riverland.

Asserted Truth #92: I used to be able to scull a pint in under 2 seconds.

 

9/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #66: I have 2 sisters and 1 brother.

Asserted Truth #29: I am a Taurean and yes, I can be a bull in a china-shop at times.

Asserted Truth #59: I am a cautious risk-taker but I believe life is laregly random.

 

10/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #95: I am stubborn but patient, usually.

Asserted Truth #91: I am descended from French Aristocracy.

Asserted Truth #103: Someday, I hope to be able to call myself a poet.

 

11/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #12: I have a Geek-gurl streak.

Asserted Truth #9: Moulin Rouge is one of my favourite films - ever.

Asserted Truth #71: I am 5' 11" tall.

 

12/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #89: I had to give a dog to a farm once (Nero) - too uncontrollable. It was difficult.

Asserted Truth #55: I to be a majority shareholder in a consulting firm. I sold out for $1.

Asserted Truth #40: My first ever crush crush was aged 9 - the babysitter from over the road - Cathy.

 

13/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #82: A sister almost bled to death as a child. I was envious when she got lots of presents.

Asserted Truth #42: When I was 19 I copublished a hobby magazine with a friend (Australian Realms).

Asserted Truth #16: I repressed my writing during my years of denial.

 

14/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #34: I studied for a Bachelor of Applied Science (Computer Technology).

Asserted Truth #97: My longest relationship was 11 years until she found out about denial.

Asserted Truth #27: I have a fondness for puns - the badder, the better.

 

15/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #77: I like doing Suduko and similar puzzles. As an A-Type I do them against a clock.

Asserted Truth #24: Lived across, when young, from a man with no legs (Thalidomide).

Asserted Truth #20: I was/am a Roleplaying Geek - often played female characters. Go figure.

 

16/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #63: I think I'm in that love thing. It seems to stir dark voices.

Asserted Truth #52: I have one uncle - who only has had one leg, as long as I've known him.

Asserted Truth #83: I have a fondness for good wine - but know when to stop.

 

17/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #67: I live around river wilderness (within the city) and love the peace.

Asserted Truth #58: I am fluent in over 30 computer languages.

Asserted Truth #11: My father was a Butcher.

 

18/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #49: Neo-conservatives scare me.

Asserted Truth #53: I wanna dye my hair red, but worry that bright blue eyes will clash!

Asserted Truth #44: Human survivors fled Mars millenia ago. We killed it, practicing for this planet.

 

19/11/2007 

Asserted Truth #15: I own many books, including an early edition set of LOTR.

Asserted Truth #98: I have a 38" chest, just not as full as it will be.

Asserted Truth #23: I believe gay marriage does not undermine 'family values'.

 

20/11/2007
Asserted Truth #4: I have my endocrinologist referal, hormone-days begin Jan 17th-2007!
Asserted Truth #33: Sometimes I am too honest about feelings.
Asserted Truth #50: Dexter is a great show - though he isn't as hot as 'some' people argue. Bleck!

21/11/2007
Asserted Truth #61: When did the western world become so uptight and conservative?
Asserted Truth #45: Dylan Thomas is among my favourite poets.
Asserted Truth #78: I once owned a crazy rabbit named Thumper - a friends dog ate him :(

22/11/2007
Asserted Truth #28: I abhor violence, whether physical, verbal or emotional.
Asserted Truth #84: My ancestors fled the French Revolution.
Asserted Truth #104: Neanderthals are not extinct. Most women understand this. ;)

23/11/2007
Asserted Truth #74: Happy Ferret Dancing is an invention I stole (from a ferret).
Asserted Truth #90: I can pick things up and use tools with my feet - Monkey genes!!
Asserted Truth #86: People often treat me as somewhat fragile, when I'm not that delicate.

24/11/2007
Asserted Truth #93: Anchovies - who thought that would make a good meal!!
Asserted Truth #60: True faith shouldn't need a manual.
Asserted Truth #48: I was born on the 13th of May. Have had many Friday the 13th Birthdays.

25/11/2007
Asserted Truth #32: I love the geometric art of Mondrian.
Asserted Truth #37: Love and Fear are different sides of the same coin.
Asserted Truth #70: I am somewhat random but so is life, so it's a good match.

26/11/2007
Asserted Truth #43: There are over 2 million South Africans with Aids.
Asserted Truth #72: I have started dabbling in Reiki recently, with someones, much valued, help.
Asserted Truth #99: The new world 'ethic' of individual responsibility has gone too far.

27/11/2007
Asserted Truth #85: Is there a difference between an author and a writer?
Asserted Truth #79: I have $800 in a jar and several thousand elsewhere. I need 30K over the next two years.
Asserted Truth #105: My hair reaches the small of my back (Head hair! - Sheesh!) :)

28/11/2007
Asserted Truth #101: Spike Milligan was the comic genius of the 20th century.
Asserted Truth #96: Nicotine is addictive.
Asserted Truth #65: Civilisation is over-rated and rarely as civilised as it pretends.

29/11/2007
Asserted Truth #51: Partially Ambidextrous.
Asserted Truth #107: Invading Iraq was a big mistake.
Asserted Truth #111: Trusting others has never been a problem. Trusting myself - more complicated.

30/11/2007
Asserted Truth #100: I hate the term bleeding-heart liberal! - though I'd rather bleed than be stone.
Asserted Truth #68: Dark voices often leave me doubting that a transgendered, lesbian wannabe poet, just entering middle-age is unluckly to find love.
Asserted Truth #57: Coffee is life!

1/12/2007
Asserted Truth #36: Everyone is good AND evil - there is no black and white world.
Asserted Truth #25: It is 3.13AM and I am tired.
Asserted Truth #62: I've lived life as an outsider more than not. It's an interesting view.

2/12/2007
Asserted Truth #54: I most regret that I'll probably never have children.
Asserted Truth #73: Climate Change is not a myth, though we will be if the sceptics win.
Asserted Truth #109: Life is NOT a freakin box of chocolates. I'd have eaten it all if it was.

3/12/2007
Asserted Truth #121: I respect all religion, even where I do not agree with it.
Asserted Truth #106: Life-coaches are just con-artists with a fancy title.
Asserted Truth #143: All dreams are metaphor. Even those we consciously cling to.

4/12/2007
Asserted Truth #35: I have a terible memory for a supposed genius.
Asserted Truth #69: Living an honest life does not mean I lack secrets.
Asserted Truth #76: Many of my hours are lived in a semi-scattered state.

5/12/2007
Asserted Truth #110: Eve was ripped off!
Asserted Truth #80: Corsets are wonderful - though my inner feminist disagrees. I ignore her.
Asserted Truth #46: I can't dance - but do intend to learn (Ferret dancing doesn't count).

6/12/2007
Asserted Truth #30: There is no such bloody thing as "A good day to die!" - stupid quotes bug me.
Asserted Truth #102: New Riders are the best publishers of computer technical books.
Asserted Truth #94: Les Miserables is magnificent. Disagreement on this is blasphemy!

7/12/2007
Asserted Truth #10: Evil is an attitude of not being ashamed to be the person you are.
Asserted Truth #56: If Paris Hilton was male, would her behaviour be as frowned upon?!
Asserted Truth #81: Have been bitten by a Redback before (Black Widow) - it hurt!

8/12/2007
Asserted Truth #11: This list risks making me seem very self-absorbed.
Asserted Truth #75: Life is a dress rehersal for the death thing.
Asserted Truth #108: I have glimpsed the afterlife. It is white.
 

9/12/2007
Asserted Truth #152: If you don't know what a feeling is, don't fight it until you do.
Asserted Truth #187:
Angelina Jolie *swoon* - 'nuff said.
Asserted Truth #131: There are sick films where smurfs get killed, called smuff movies.
 

10/12/2007
Asserted Truth #145: After another 50 years of climate change, people will have untropical holidays.
Asserted Truth #127: If it is love, it is never wrong - regardless of relative genders.
Asserted Truth #163: Muse is another excellent band I follow.
 

11/12/2007
Asserted Truth #189: I pretend all songs written by "Something for Kate" (An Australian Band) are for me.

Asserted Truth #195: Golf would have to be the game of choice in Hell. Stupid Game!

Asserted Truth #141: We used to have a family home, built by Grandfather and his father, called Louisville.
 

12/12/2007
Asserted Truth #129: I was often called "That Odd Child" when I was very young.
Asserted Truth #134: December 8th will ever be known as the Day of Ears (Got piercings).
Asserted Truth #123: How come God gets the credit when American Teams win, but no blame when they lose?
 

 

13/12/2007
Asserted Truth #148: If I ever won a lottery, I would (honestly) give most of it away.
Asserted Truth #156: I was teased - quite terribly - in high school. Even they sensed I was different.
Asserted Truth #178: I had an older sister who was stillborn.

 

14/12/2007
Asserted Truth #174: I stood at the edge of the Southern Ocean, looking toward Antarctica on the Millenial New Year.
Asserted Truth #154: Sometimes I miss the ex - the delusion and denial too.
Asserted Truth #153: I both dread and anticipate 2008.

 

15/12/2007
Asserted Truth #207: Sometimes I get brain gas - you don't want to know where that escapes.
Asserted Truth #278: Anime is excellent. J-Horror is creepy!! (though also excellent)
Asserted Truth #231: I am stalked often by Irony.

 

16/12/2007
Asserted Truth #222: If whales harpooned Japanese scientists for 'research' would the world allow it?

Asserted Truth #208: Organised Crime? - so what?! - all other crimes are just random?

Asserted Truth #263: I love Tingle Tree forests - look it up if that is unfamiliar.

  

17/12/2007
Asserted Truth #285: Drop Bears are scary. Basically carnivourous giant Koalas. Not cute!
Asserted Truth #289: I kicked a teacher when I was 7, for giving me an "A for effort!"

Asserted Truth #291: "Avatar: The Last Airbender" is so NOT just a kids show! :D

 

18/12/2007
Asserted Truth #246: I am double-jointed almost everywhere.
Asserted Truth #252: There isn't a word ugly enough to describe my face - but that is fine.
Asserted Truth #228: I have a scar on my left leg from being knifed once.

 

 

 

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  • She Stole My Voice
    June 30, 2008
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    "Asserted Truth #53: I wanna dye my hair red, but worry that bright blue eyes will clash!"
    -Actually, it's one of the most beautiful things ever.
    "Asserted Truth #68: Dark voices often leave me doubting that a transgendered, lesbian wannabe poet, just entering middle-age is unlucky to find love."
    -Nope. You will. I know you will. Don't listen to those voices. They'll bring you down and make this true. Tell them to shut up or I'll find them and kill them. =]



    ~Princess of Shadows~


  • Naridill gold member
    January 15, 2008
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    08?


  • Naridill gold member
    January 15, 2008
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    Asserted Truth #4: I have my endocrinologist referal, hormone-days begin Jan 17th-2007!

    YEY~!


  • shuvi
    January 14, 2008
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    I love this You are great!


  • Naridill gold member
    January 13, 2008
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    Oi!!


    lol just a kick - I am think of transferring mine to this profile.. hrmm..


  • jantastic gold member
    January 10, 2008
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    smuff movies... hehehehehe love it

    I turned 13 on a Friday the 13th


    • EvilKate
      January 10, 2008
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      Egads. Another sisterhooder born on the 13th? - hehehe, that makes three ... enough for a coven. So, being the born-again virgin I guess I'm the maiden ... you and Suzi can fighter over mother/crone rights

  • Naridill gold member
    December 18, 2007
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    'I'm so ugly - thats okay cause so are you'
    ~Nirvana.

    Ugliness is relative.

    & you, my darling, I wouldn't care if you looked like a monkeys bum ~ I would hump your leg either way

  • Suzanne Dia
    December 17, 2007
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    knifed...
    ouch.

    and your face is NOT ugly!


  • Naridill gold member
    December 17, 2007
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    Your beautiful & honest

  • Suzanne Dia
    December 14, 2007
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    Number 154 - I'm glad you have that there. I am always impressed with your honesty.

    and ahem

    you have outdone yourself with Smuffs

    hahahahahaha

  • Naridill gold member
    December 10, 2007
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    Maybe re-phrase last one.

    I gave up smoking yey~ it's not so addictive when it nearly kills you.

    Self-absorbed, hey? I'm absorbing yourself


  • Naridill gold member
    December 10, 2007
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    Asserted Truth #50


  • Suzanne Dia
    December 10, 2007
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    "Living an honest life does not mean I lack secrets."

    poem that, it's brilliant.


    • EvilKate
      December 10, 2007
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      Thank you. Not a bad idea - I think I might just do that

  • Suzanne Dia
    December 9, 2007
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    good thing these are asserted truths

    the fact is, Dexter is HOT!


    • Naridill gold member
      December 10, 2007
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      Yep yep yep

      Well Dex-vid


    • EvilKate
      December 9, 2007
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      Yeah yeah. Talk to the hand!

      • Suzanne Dia
        December 10, 2007
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        Dear hand:

        You may not have noticed, but from a side profile, Dexter has a really fantastic ass. Just bubbled enough to not be huge, but lovely fit for a lovely lady's hand.

        You do know hands.

        Also, if you noticed, you would have seen the cut of his waist (so sorry, but ahem...YUM,) and the tortured expressions he gets when caught in the midst of saving his ass are nothing short of gorgeous.

        I could go on .......


        but i won't


        • EvilKate
          December 10, 2007
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          Ptui!

          • Suzanne Dia
            December 10, 2007
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            How do you get your hand to do that?
            I'm not sure that's healthy..

            • EvilKate
              December 10, 2007
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              It takes skill baby!

              On a side-note ... you just distracted me into grave peril and pain! I had a sudden itch - on my ear ... so I reached up while laughing and tugged/scratched - on the earring!! *whimpers*

              • Suzanne Dia
                December 10, 2007
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                Something very appropriate in that this convo started about Dexter and you just said 'it takes kill'


  • Naridill gold member
    November 29, 2007
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    p.s I have all the editions of LOTR and not by choice

  • Suzanne Dia
    November 18, 2007
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    loving the additions to your facts.


  • Perfiction
    November 17, 2007
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    Yey! More, I will be keeping more than an eye out.
    [I plan on only 100, but I may go higher ]


  • Perfiction
    November 14, 2007
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    I want more or you'll make me do it


  • transcendental baby gold member
    November 12, 2007
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    I didn't learn to drive till I was 44 ... then only coz I liked the thought of defying my fate ... but enough about me ... glad to meet you


  • Naridill gold member
    November 11, 2007
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  • Cherokee
    November 11, 2007
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    You are a fascinating... person. and I love your guts.

  • Melissa Gayle gold member
    November 11, 2007
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  • astralshepherd gold member
    November 11, 2007
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    i admire
    You.




  • Grunts Girl gold member
    November 11, 2007
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    asserted truth #4 for me:

    I am thankful you are here
    don't you dare
    leave


  • layla.
    November 11, 2007
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    i love kate

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