Here's an age-old third-world scam that has found AP:
Dear One in Christ,
I am Mrs Celine KANTE ,from Cote D' Ivoire .I am married to late Mr frank KANTE, who worked as a senior manager with the Ivory Coast refinary for Twenty-Six years before he died in the year 2005,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.
We were married for Eighteen years with a son (mathew) who later died in a motor accident. Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians. Since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of one Million,Eight hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$1.8m) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. Presently,this money is still with the bank.
Recently,Following my ill health, my Doctor told me that I may not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Christain organization or someone that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband before his death.
I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like,Orphanages, Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Abidjan. I will also issue you the documents that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the Church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and
Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Contact me on this email address (ibelievetheword@yahoo.com ) as any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Celine KANTE (aka 'Kancel' on AP)
Here's what your reply should be:
go back to Nigeria, you slug-infested con-artist! I'm reporting this as SPAM, and, as you are also committing an age-old third-world illegal act, to the FBI, which works with the Nigerian authorities to root out dregs like yourself who give your country a bad name. I hope you rot in a Nigerian prison, scumbag!
(I know it may be unfair to pick on Nigeria- but that's where this scam originated in the early 80's...)
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Spam Yessirree!
I get at least two of these ridiculous scams every day in an e-mail.I report every one, but they are always so sharp, constantly changing e-mail addresses. Now, only one year later, these "artists" can be found in huge rooms, trying to spam every stupido, especially the elderly who, not totally adapted to current computer knowledge, think this is real and find their bank accounts out of hundreds of dollars. I was just scanning your delightful, humoristic, tongue-in-cheek home page. You are definitely still a man with such a unique sense of humor.I used to read your poems under a different identity. I loved the part about "comments on poems" especially the one that said "I didn't understand this poem, but I loved it"OH my, what are we coming to? wb, a pleasure to read you once again.

Shana
hint but shhhhhhhhhh
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I don't understand. This person is a member of our website?

Where did you find this piece of spam? I am shocked!
And kudos to you for having the ** to show this up. I would applaud if I could...
~ crisstiena ♦
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yep
they need to spend their time elsewhere, not here
spam is reported...you penned this as a reply I am giving



