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Knott's Quips

Some little quips and sayings that don't quite make it into poems
Walk off a cliff , what enters the mind... the rocks below at a very high velocity

How long must one wait... only as long as it takes to realize no ones comming

What goes up must come down but usually turns to shit and lands on your head.

Recipe for success: Equal parts
attitude
determination
hard work
intelligence
ability to fake your way through

Smother in bullshit and let simmer. When it starts getting deep you've got the job!

When everything seems to be going good... wait it will go bad

Metro opens doors, but the ride will slam them in your face!

What's lost will be found but usually by someone else

Time flys especially when someone throws a clock at you

When attempting to persuade you child to tell the truth, I find it always works best if you lie

Time on your hands and money in your pocket... at least until the wife gets home.

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  • Morningstar1948 gold member
    January 11, 2007
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    Well It is funny and silly at the same time.

    Iam not for sure what to say to this one.lols I never been ask to read one of these. Maybe iam still in the stone age and that why I really dont understand most of it. you have to remember iam over 20 + years older olsss But I love you anyway