The Most Fun Drama I've Ever Been In

*So, this is about me and my breakup with my girlfriend Nikki, as posted on facebook*

So, this is about me and my breakup with my girlfriend Nikki, as posted on facebook


So, long story short, me and Nikki broke up.
I'd been hearing rumors about her and Tony kissing and holding hands (I think the kissing part was false, but I know they held hands), her wanting to make out with Isaac after school, her telling people she WAS going to go out with Isaac again, her saying she wasn't bisexual anymore, her saying she never really liked me (WTF? Why'd she ask me out in the first place?).
So the rumors sucked.
I'd first said 'Blah blah blah, if you're going to pursue a relationship with Isaac, we should break up, if not, then we might want to try and work things out' And she said yes, that she was 'trying to get over him, but it was hard' and we were going to work things out. BULLSHIT!
It was after then that I'd heard that she wanted to dump me and go out with Isaac. So, trying to make me feel better, me and my friends made a list of 'Why everyone hates Nikki' (FYI, hardly any of my friends liked/like Nikki) it was fun and very therapeutic. So then I ripped it up and went to lunch.
At lunch I heard that she never really liked me, and that she'd been talking bad about me (Again, doubleyou tee eff?!). Then I got pissed. So we made another list, this time with a few others joining in on the fun.
A few of us waited for her after class. I said 'About us working things out - forget it - it's over' she just smiled, shrugged, and said 'Okay' Then I gave the list to her. She just through it away. So we made another copy and taped it to her locker.
That got ripped off, and longer story short, we put on another one during 6th hour.
I was in the next locker aisle over when she saw the second one. I heard her say 'That skanky bitch' and rip it off. She looked over at me and I just raised my eyebrows and smiled. Then Sarah gave me this note from Nikki (didn't have the guts to give it to me herself, I guess) and it said 'Blah blah blah, you're pathetic, blah blah blah, if you believe all of that stuff why'd you go out with me, blah blah blah' And I looked back at her and said 'Hey Nikki' and waved as she ripped up the second list.
As we were walking out I found the first one on the floor (I'm glad too, because that was a pretty good version of it!) and one of my friends took it. We passed Nikki going out of the school and Bailey said 'By the way, you spelled 'Hun' wrong' and she tossed it on the ground.

That was probably the most FUN thing I've done in a long time. I was laughing so hard walking out of the school. I'm bad at telling funny stories over again (as all of my friends know), so it probably won't be very funny, but I'm just keeping my friends a bit on post about the big things in my life.

Overall I think that the breakup really sucked. I really DID like her, and I was hoping from the beginning that she wouldn't be skanky (because she naturally has a flirty personality). Oh well. I'd never have been so bitchy if she hadn't been bitchy in the first place. I think it's sad that she only asked me out for the attention on being in a same-sex relationship.I'm only slightly bummed about the breakup, an only about her treating me so badly. As I said, it was a pretty damn fun/funny expirence.