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Ban Barney

I believe that the television show Barney should not be continued or - at the very least - not be aired on public television. It destroys our children's minds and prolongs their immaturity! The mere theme song of "I love you, you love me..." schmaltzifies their entire outlook on life and THAT is just the beginning. Barney is a giant, FRIENDLY, purple dinosaur misleading our children. They will be brought up thinking that dinosaurs are harmless, but what happens when they encounter one?! It could be fatal. Barney is fatal.English assignment + Boredom + Insanity = This

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  • Just Sigrun
    April 24, 2006
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    I hate him, he loves me too much....

    AAAAAAAAAH YES! Not only should Barney be banned, but he should die. A slow horrid painful death.

    Barney scares me.....

  • Abby Catashrope
    April 8, 2006
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    Hah, agree.
    Barney is bad, and maybe a little too friendly.
    Great write. I think it's very amusing.

    Abby

  • Amythest Moonjade
    April 8, 2006
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    too funny

    Merry meet,
    it is finally nice to see that someone feels the way I do about that big purple giant hematoma on the landscape of life.
    I know bad Karma, bad Karma.
    Amythest

  • Ashleigh London
    April 6, 2006
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    This was so effing funny! I love it. Truth is my brothers and I watched Barney when we were little (DIE SESEAME STREET!) lol
    But anyways, my mom married this guy and he started telling us that Barney was gay. And we were so young we didn't really know what gay was, but that it was "bad" so we cried and stopped watching it.
    lol this was great!
    amanda
  • Frodofan silver member
    April 6, 2006
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    I hope that YOU were joking when you asked if this was a joke.....

  • Master Warious
    April 6, 2006
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    You Tell Them! WOOT!

    The guise of friendliness is a very dangerous guise indeed.
    Barney today has become far more scary and dangerous for the minds of children than it was when it was first aired.
    Not bad for an english asignment.
    Isn't insanity fun? ^__^
  • pozo
    April 6, 2006
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    Um, I doubt they will encounter a dinosaur- they've died out (too much Jurrasic Park?) And some were herbivores anyway Was this a joke? If it was serious then, unusual topic I think Barnie is a bit of a part of this giant dressed up person culture in kids' tv right now (and yes, I am well aware that I grew up with Playdays and Rainbow so I can't talk )
    All the best
    Pozo

  • fallinxalone
    April 5, 2006
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    hahaha.that's great.but...i love barney((as a kid i did))
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