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I'm not a pessimist -- just positively realistic.Some people are on crack, my computer is on crash.Some dogs like dinner and some diners like do

I'm not a pessimist -- just positively realistic.

Some people are on crack, my computer is on crash.

Some dogs like dinner and some diners like dogs.  Either way Fluffy looks on with puppy dog eyes.

Which pleasure will it be this exams?  Cold-sores or zits?

A sanatorium is where the clean should live.

Who will move slower?  Stallone in Rocky 8 or Arnold in Terminator 6?

Cloud 9 should not be read by virgins because it could it get rather confusing.  Especially if one does not know the facts of life. . .

American philosophy on security: "I wouldn't point your gun at me, because my gun is bigger."

Canadian philosophy on security: "Feel free to shoot me because I don't have a gun."

I’m told my style is didactic, depressive, sad, and conversational.  Good.  People are moved!

American party leaders trying to become President: 2.

Canadian party leaders trying to become Prime Minister: 6.

I don't need Florida because I like my snow.  Ha, figure that one out!

It's always frustrating to love when you are never loved but having never loved, now that's a real shame.

Wisdom is nothing without God.Continuously revised with time