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The Lime Green Civic and the Cops

One of my many dumb ideas. :)
So, when I come home from work at night I walk. I park the car, remove my uniform shirt, usually decide to practice my "open carry" rights, and walk a mile or two. Of course, doing this at 11:30 or so at night, I am alone with little to look at, so I have weird thoughts and dumb ideas to entertain myself.  


  I thought I would share tonight's dumb idea.  


  I had seen something this afternoon on TV about car auctions in the state, and the cars varied on how they got them. Some were repos, some were taken from criminals or what not. So I had a thought.  


  Unmarked cars. Think about it. Every time someone sees a Crown Vic on the road, especially if it's clean, they assume it is a cop. BUT! No one would ever suspect the lime green Honda Civic with the rear spoiler and kick ass woofers would be a cop car.  


  So, let's say the Heavens split open and a cop arrests 10 people in one day. All of those people have their cars taken for whatever reason the cops take the cars. These ten cars are going to end up in auctions. Now. Out of those ten cars, let's assign them all a number. Pick numbers, we'll say 2, 4, 6, and 8. Now, those four cars, no matter what they are, are now for the cops to use. The rest go to auction.  


  So we have a lime green Honda Civic with a rear spoiler and kick ass woofers, a Buick LeSabre with a rusty hood, a BMW with tinted windows, and an Explorer (I'd toss in a "Bitchin' Camaro" but our State Troopers already have those). No one would suspect these cars are unmarked cop cars. Occassionally you'd get one that could outrun most cars on the road, which I see as a good thing (because if someone just shot me and got away in his BMW, I'd love the cop to be chasing him in something just as powerful and fast). But people would be afraid anything on the road could be a cop. Those morons who drive 120 MPH down the highway weaving all over the place wouldn't act nice because of a Crown Vic and maybe more of them would be pulled over. Besides... you pull a Crown Vic into the projects in Jersey City and everyone knows it is a cop. Now the lime green Civic or the rusty Buick...  


  I told you it was a dumb idea!



Would you suspect this as a cop car?



Oh! The Ideas!

ROTFLMAO! I can't believe I actually found a picture of a lime green Civic with a rear spoiler! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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  • SexyAngel0418
    October 6, 2005
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    LOL This is great... I wouldn't expect the Civic or the car at the bottom!!! You did a great job with this idea!!!


    Hugs,
    Beth


  • pattyann4500
    October 6, 2005
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    LOL This is just too cute an idea. Yes, I saw the Camaros they have. They have Corvettes here. They just think they're so smart! Actually, I think the strangest is when they have those old beat-up cars. That's truly classic! I love this, Sis! Hugs, Patricia


  • Taur-amandil silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    The lights don't have to be on the roof. On the unmarked cars they have now they tend to install the lights in the grill and rig up the headlights and tail lights like strobes. You can't even tell.


  • ShadowStalker
    October 5, 2005
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    I didn't think that was a dumb idea at all!! then again I'm not driving yet, but you've got a very good point. Nobody would know because it doesn't LOOK like a cop car. The sirens would be on the roof wouldn't they, so basically you're saying you're an emergency vehicle and then you'd have the Right of way!! lol....great idea and now I'm definatly going to look out for cops...

  • acytra
    October 5, 2005
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    now are you trying to discretely tell us that this is the way all the new undercover cop cars are gonna look?
    Ha Ha

    Edited on Oct 05, 1:24 because ''.

  • Warrior7
    October 5, 2005
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    This is hilarious and the picture is just priceless, ROFL

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