*Hurricane names I would like to see!*
As I said way back when, if we're going to name hurricanes, let's not kid ourselves by using nice human names like Ivan, Dennis, Gloria, etc. Let's give them names they deserve. And, in the long run, maybe one more person will get out of the water while Hurricane Blood and Guts is coming through, unlike they do when Hurricane Cindy comes through.
So, here is a new list of my suggested Hurricane names.
1. Hurricane God is Smoting Thee
2. Hurricane There Goes the Neighbor's House
3. Hurricane Where's the Boat?
4. Hurricane WTF?
5. The last one will be closely followed by it's much stronger sister storm, Hurricane OMG WTF?
6. Hurricane AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
7. Hurricane Glub Glub Glub
8. Hurricane Mommy, There's a Trout in the Car
9. Hurricane If You Can't Shoot it, Run!
10. Hurricane Gale
11. Hurricane At Least it's Not a Tsunami
12. Hurricane I Would Prefer an Earthquake
13. Hurricane Where's Florida?
14. Hurricane Head for Canada
15. Hurricane Oh Mi Dios (won't make it past Cuba)
16. Hurricane It's a Touch Windy
17. Hurricane DUCK!!!!!!!!!
18. Hurricane Learn to Swim
Later addition:
It was suggested I add some of the good ones suggested by those who read this, so here are some from this site and one other.
1. Hurricane I Think We Need A Bigger Shelter - by MysticalMelindy
2. Hurricane I Knew I Needed That Insurance For Something - by Grasshopper
3. Hurricane RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Hurricane Cross-Your-Heart-Hope-Not-To-Die-Drive-Away-While-You're-In-the-Eye
5. Hurricane Get-Out-Your-Sandbags
6. Hurricane Hope-You-Took-Swim-Lessons
7.Hurricane Dude-Where's-My-House?
8.Hurricane It's-Raining (followed by Hurricane Cats-And-Dogs)
9. Hurricane Hope-Your-Name's-Noah - 3 through 9 by amaranth816
10. Hurricane I shat myself - by non AP member Lyssa
11. Hurricane Duck n' Cover - by non AP member LyssaI can see some people getting their panties in a wad, especially those who don't know me, so please take this for what it is... the result of a long, boring day at work. It is all in good fun.
Adding your comment:
Oh, and numbers 15 and 16 have become connected... 
This is great!! Now we just have to submit our requests to The National Weather Service. 
