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The Heat is gonna kill me...

*So I am sitting here melting.. Yep you heard me, my brain has poured out my ear, and right on to my shoulder.


So I am sitting here melting.. Yep you heard me, my brain has poured out my ear, and right on to my shoulder.
But I truly don't even care.
IT'S HOT.. DAMN HOT
And who was the brainiac that said Washington doesn't need AC?
Let me find em and I am gonna kick their ass up between their shoulder blades.
I feel like a ole dog sitting around with my tongue out, can't catch my breath and just sweaty. Tried doing the pool thing.
Okay who gave out the sexy bodies?  
And I so must have been in the bathroom when the Big Guy was handing out long legs, that or chatting to the person behind me in line.  
V blames Enfamil for the young girls with the perks..
Sigh I am just feeling every ounce of my age anymore.
And cellulite.
Jeez someone shoot me and put me out my own misery.
You know it's bad when you want to go to Walmart, cause they have Air... Nice cold air...
My cat has the right idea, he is laying in the floor in a shady spot sleeping, that is all he does.
I wanna be him, while I am on a roll.
Have someone feed me, change my litter, come and go as I please?
I have a feeling that somehow I got the short end of the stick, not to mention very short legs.
Ugh...
My hair has turned into one of those nightmares you see on commercials, all frizzy?
Yep, so if you see a woman that is short, sweaty, big frizzy hair dragging around kids? It's probably me.
Be nice to her...
And take her somewhere cool.

 

VERY TRUE STORY from the Ravings of a hot woman.. and I don't mean sexy darn it!

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  • g r e y i s m gold member
    August 2, 2005
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    I hear you Cat...I think it was lask week it got over 100 and the heat index got up to 120
    it was awful. and I especially hate it because I would rather be in 20 below weather than even just 90. he ehee.

    hope it cools down there soon.

    lea

  • Miss Faerie Greeters member
    August 2, 2005
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    ROFLMFAO this cracked me up! Cause I can relate in summer. And right now because the weather in aus wont stay at the same goddamn temperature!
    Lvu lady
  • Yunaleska
    July 31, 2005
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    I really like how you put this across. i absolutely can't stand the heat even when it is only, what, fifteen degrees celsius? I don't know but I can't stand a lot and I detest it! And I'm only living in England where it is always raining. Luckily it isn't at the moment. Talk about a nice summer. Anyway, I really liked reading this. I can relate in a way (except I'm not short and don't have kids. The heat thing and curly hair is what I can relate to, heh heh)
  • Sweet Briar
    July 31, 2005
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    Cat hon I know the feeling it has been reaching up to 112 ~ 115 here and I swear I have sweated off around 20 pounds... And what is funny that is one reason why i love going to walmart is for the AIR lol.. You know it is cold when you can feel it right before you have even stepped in the door... Also cat you can do what I have been doing for this damn heat get a bucket of ice and a fan and sit in front of it IT WORKS... So cat can I see how sexy ya are when hot hehehehe sorry had to throw that one in there ya know me the corny crazy chick.

    Love ya chica and missin ya bunches....

  • July 30, 2005
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    Uh! I'm with ya sister! Ever seen a grown women and 2 small children in a baby pool? Well that's me today...and yeah we have room if ya wanna join us.
    Edited on Jul 31, 9:49 because 'spelling'.
  • Spartacus
    July 30, 2005
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    Oh Catressa...if only I could agree that (what's it gotta be there... 80 sounds good) was hot. Try working at a camp in East Texas in the middle of summer. We're talking the hot sun, you're lucky if you get to work in the office for the day to enjoy the AC, lugging trash, splitting wood, until the sweat is dropping off of your nose and running into your eyes. Oh for it to be 80! So how hot is it really? Oh and judging from your picture I don't believe the non hot/sexy part for a second.

  • Scott Adelmann
    July 30, 2005
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    Sure there is AC, but it takes at least an hour to cool off after working in the sun. I never have mowed that early, but it would be so nice and cool - only ninety at that hour.
  • Catressa gold member
    July 30, 2005
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    But Scott do you have nice Air conditioning to crawl back into? lol And omg that is early.. I would shoot you

  • Scott Adelmann
    July 30, 2005
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    Now you are hot AND sexy...lol. And don't try to claim that you weren't trying to get that response from me with your author comment...

    Funny stuff here.

    So, what do you consider hot? It is 104 here. The neighbors just hate when I mow the lawn at two in the morning...

    Scott
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