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Creative Reed to Writing- chivalry style I suppose
1. Do not question your legitimacy- it only shows weakness
2.Write what everybody else deems "great work"
3.Depth is for those that know how to swim in the big kids' pool
4.Symbolism is good for only two things: being a symbol and an ism
5.Expanding your writing subject matter is strictly forbidden, write within the fence. It's safer that way
6.Writers should never mention the great tragedies of their time and locality. Nor should they write anything tangible for argument's sake
7.Remember, creative is only as creative if someone else did it first
8.Angles are sharp edges meant to stop us from writing on the "smart table"
9.Just because another writer rode off on a high horse and brought justice to the world doesn't make you any closer to being "sailor moon"
10.Write about lots of death- except originality, creativity, justice, freedom of speech death. Leave those eulogies to the tabloids
11.Never question your gods of writing either. They'll punish you with writer's block- by blocking site access
12.Trying' is for suckers. You can be just as successful as those big-time poets like Bukowski or Poe--but without the effort. After all, poetry is just words, so just pull something out of your ass that almost makes sense to you, and you're good to go!
13. irony is for those that need a tonic
There you go my children. Toil away repeatedly and make sure those monkeys on typewriters use spell check somedayjust what I've noticed about the depth of some writes posted here. Thought I could write a good satire|parody
and I know someone will say something about the sailor moon
thanks to blackknight for the suggestion #12
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