So I am back with more thoughts from my strange mind. Hold on to your stomachs and be warned this might get graphic.
Every woman knows you have to schedule yearly exams. And in the course of life sometimes you have to do them for certain problems that arise. Most men don't realise this but there is a conspiracy against us. US BEING WOMEN.
You see if a woman sneezes funny? They want to go into the Vagina.
If she has problems with her back? They want to check the Vagina.
For some inherent reason all of Science and Doctors blame every problem we have? On what? The Vagina.
When a young lady develops, (in mans eyes gets breasts) has starts her menstrual so begins a lifetime of being poked and prodded.
You walk into a freezing room, are handed a tissue paper gown, that is rough and hurts your body, told to undress to your socks.
That's it? Naked you await in a room with big glaring lights, and if you're like me (vivid imagination) you just know this is when UFOs are going to chose to swoop in and pick ya up.
Every woman knows you have to schedule yearly exams. And in the course of life sometimes you have to do them for certain problems that arise. Most men don't realise this but there is a conspiracy against us. US BEING WOMEN.
You see if a woman sneezes funny? They want to go into the Vagina.
If she has problems with her back? They want to check the Vagina.
For some inherent reason all of Science and Doctors blame every problem we have? On what? The Vagina.
When a young lady develops, (in mans eyes gets breasts) has starts her menstrual so begins a lifetime of being poked and prodded.
You walk into a freezing room, are handed a tissue paper gown, that is rough and hurts your body, told to undress to your socks.
That's it? Naked you await in a room with big glaring lights, and if you're like me (vivid imagination) you just know this is when UFOs are going to chose to swoop in and pick ya up.
So in rolls the Doctor 15 minutes later, you're purple from the cold and swear your nipples have fallen off. He tells you to lay back and relax.
This from a virtual stranger. RELAX?
It is impossible. You see they want you to scoot all the way down to where your butt is hanging off the table, put a light that is hot enough to fry eggs on your Vagina, (she has turned into a Star! 
and they begin to put pressure on your tummy first.
and they begin to put pressure on your tummy first.This is just the beginning. So now you are wide open and they want to put tools inside you. COLD TOOLS. Something that resembles a duck bill. And it opens you up wider. And then they draw out a Q-Tip that looks like it's 2 foot long and begin to play inside you. Relax, don't tighten up. Ya right buddy. You be on this end bet you would be tight too.
So what I want to know is? WHO THOUGHT OF THIS? I am guessing it was A MAN.. But to their way of thinking? You could end wars by what is going on inside my Vagina.
You have a cold ma'am? By all means strip and let me put some of this Jelly in there and find it. What you don't think the cure for the common cold can be found there? Well Ma'am I am the Doctor. And so it goes. You haven't felt gross til you are covered in icky stuff and are told to use the gown you have on your body to wipe off with. This is what WE endure.
They think of ways to torture us. I know they do. Bras, Tampons, Pads. And what else? Cheap Toilet Paper. I blame that on a man too.
This is all for now.. I am sure I will write more on this later.. I have my exam soon..
Ask any woman you know? If this isn't their Idea of *HELL* on Earth..
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love you
Aunt Deena
Girl, this could be part of the play THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES, you should send this to the playwright! LMAO Now I wonder why they have not made sure it wasn't all in your head! Hahahahaha cause you are totally nuts! LMAO 
She's 35, I hope I'm still around when she starts it so I can rub it end. This is a blast! 
