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Internet addict

I'm restarting this damn computer again
Because it's always the same,
All I see is an empty screen
Just before I can log in,
Viruses all over but they're just for the decor,
I just don't wanna become some AntiVirus begger,
Now I've managed to send this long email
But the Internet connection has already failed,
I think I've got a new old problem
But comfort me sayin' it's just the program,
Is this a real computer addiction
Or just an annoying Internet competition?
This boring site isn't loading
Though I'm still kind of hoping.
And now here's depression and total spiritual fail,
My love hasn't sent me yet any email,
This chat friend buzzing me is driving me crazy,
I'm trying to ignore him daily,
It must be some new virus that denies it,
So he's still able to swear me,
I've even tried report abuse,
Believe me guys, no pleasure cruise,
Yahoo keeps telling me everything's on my mind,
But they do not know how I feel inside,
This begging for a chat friend made me lose my pride,
Looking for editors on Internet every day,
They won't bother to explain their response's delay,
This is just an acute Internet addiction,
No mail from doctors, just pure intuition...
Lol, coz I can't find a better way to say it,
My favorite expression, even if I get hit,
That could be a more delicate problem,
Unfortunately he hasn't sent me that Love Calculator program...
This bloody coffeehouse is doomed,
I couldn't even watch a cartoon,
If I don't get to post this poem on the site
It's because this computer is never alright.
Got to check in my virtual puppy
Just after I write more poetry,
Then check my four email addresses, until 11 P.M.,
otherwise they'll throw me out once again.
Oh what about the comments on Amiright?
No, now I remember that bad feeling inside,
I'll see when my free trial for Didtheyreadit expires,
Just need to know for how long my love this mail admires...
I again feel like I just wanna die,
It's too late already, gotta go offline,
Sorry Bob, Chris and Djamel,
I'll be very soon online again.
GTG
I'm sorry.

Are you sure you want to log out of Yahoo! Messenger?
You haven't said your entire Internetaholic's prayer...


LOL

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  • drugs-r-bad-4-u
    May 15, 2005
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    I can SOOO realte to all this! I freakin hate when you've typed a long e-mail or a new poem, and you get kicked off before it send so you have to try and remember what you said, but you can't so you get pissed and kill your neighbor to vent all your pissiness then you get to spend the next 25 years in jail trying to remember what that stupid e-mail said.....I mean, yeah it sucks! lol I couldn't get myself to shut up! hehe thanks for entering!


  • March 27, 2005
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    Ha! I loved that! It was awesome! The ending was great and the entire thing was amusing. I can definitely relate to this. Great job!