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Columns by XxPan3xX, by newest first

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  • This is ridiculous!!
  • This is a column for all the masterpieces you created that I cherish the most!!
    Don't be offended if I forgot yours,
    simply comment ME on this column, telling me the name of the poem.
    If I like it a lot I will add you to my column!
    xxx
    ooo

    P.s keep up with the brilliant work!

    Also it doesn't matter what order your in!.
  • An article about abuse.
    By Me!!
  • THE EMO HATERS by dunno, from XxPan3xX
  • Stereotypes by I have no idea who this is by., from XxPan3xX
    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
    I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
    I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
    I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
    I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
    I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
    I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
    I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up bunny.
    I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bunny.
    I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
    I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
    I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bunny.
    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bunny.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
    I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
    I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
    I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a bunny.
    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
    I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
    I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
    I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
    I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
    I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
    I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
    I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
    I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
    I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
    I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
    I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
    I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
    I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
    I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be Emo.
    I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
    I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

    ~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
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