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  • trip
  • final draft
  • I've added to it.
    I need to edit it insanely, but first I needed to get it off the scraps of loose-leaf paper and onto a computer screen where I can look at it clearly.
  • outline:

    story of him
    show possible ways to view the whole experience
  • refer to try #1 "initial blurb"
  • for a writing group, "Women's Literary Union," we have to write something (3-5 pages) on the topic of whether or not good/bad experiences are created by our point of view.

    there are many different aspects to the topic, and I've started writing like 8 different things. I hate them all.
    so I'm going to try to type them and see what happens from there.

    I'd love criticism, but I know they suck... so.. only constructive criticism please.

    please keep in mind these are ROUGH DRAFTS....

    this one seems to be a little too abstract, going off-topic.

    Outline:
    a screen begins to grow on this first-person girl
    - looks back at old pictures- sees it faintly
    - soccer game as example
    - sees everyone has it
    - can control it by wearing fresh "clothes"
    - clothes have gotten old, wet, dirty

    try to deal/see situations without screening
    -go on with life

    everyone is self-orientated so situation= good/bad depending on possible benefits (does it make me look good? what do I get?)
  • read my friends
  • I'll be gone for a little over a week
  • [x] I am shorter than 5'4.
    [x] I think I'm ugly, sometimes.
    [x] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x-i change it a lot] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
    []I've had braces.
    [] wear glasses.
    [x-just lypo] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] i've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 2 piercings. <---i want more
    [x] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [] I have freckles.

    ♥ School/Work:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [] I always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [] I've stolen something from my job
    [] I've been fired.
    [x] I've skipped school.

    ♥ Health:
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've gotten stitches.
    [] I've broken a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [x]I've had chicken pox.

    ♥ Experiences:
    [] I've gotten lost in my city.
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been to a casino.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've been an abuse victim.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [not in one, but in two] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [x] I've been Skiing
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've seen the Northern Lights.
    [x]I've sat on a roof top at night.
    [x] I've played chicken.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've ridden in a taxi.

    ♥ Relationships:
    [] I'm single
    [x]I'm in a relationship
    [] I'm engaged.
    [] I'm married.
    [x] I've had someone cheat on me.
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] have a fear of commitment.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [x] I've cheated in a relationship.
    [x] I've been the cheatee (you were the person some1 cheated on their gf/bf with)
    [] I've gotten divorced
    [] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

    ♥ Sexuality:
    [x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
    [] I've had a crush on a teacher.
    [x] I am a cuddler.
    [x] I love to flirt.
    [x]I've been kissed in the rain. =]
    [x] I've hugged a stranger.
    [x] have kissed a stranger.

    ♥ Honesty/Crime:
    []I am a terrible liar.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [x] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've run a red light.
    [x] I've been suspended from school.
    [] I've witnessed a crime.
    [x] I've been in a fist fight.
    [] I've been arrested.
    [] I've shoplifted

    ♥ Drugs/Alcohol:
    [x] I've consumed alcohol.
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I've passed out from drinking.
    [] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
    [] I've smoked weed
    [x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
    [] I'm a stoner.
    [] I've snorted cocaine.
    [] I've eaten shrooms.
    [] I've popped E.
    [] I've inhaled Nitrous.
    [] I've done hard drugs.
    [x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
    [] I can't swallow pills.
    [x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
    [x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [x] I take anti-depressants.
    [x-recovering.against.my.will.] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
    [x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose
    [x] I'm addicted to self harm
    [x] I've woken up crying.
    [x] I've cried myself to sleep.

    ♥ Death and Suicide:
    [] I'm afraid of dying.
    [x] I hate funerals.
    [] I've seen someone dying.
    [x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
    [x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
    [] I've planned my own suicide.
    [x] I've attempted suicide.
    [] I've written a eulogy for myself.

    ♥ Political/Social Attitudes:
    [x] In general, I don't like people.
    [kinda] I'm a feminist.
    [x] I'm very outgoing.
    [] I listen to political music.
    [] I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
    [] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
    [x-used to be, don't care much now] I am for Bush.
    [x-don't act it though....] I'm religious.
    [x] My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."


    ♥ [x] My answers are totally honest
  • amazing friends and family here on AP.

  • #6.
  • ..
  • all I needed was the sun
  • If you have never experienced true loneliness, consider yourself very blessed.
  • humor me by reading.

    my boyfriend scribbled all over a picture of me and my good friend who just happens to be a boy. He left me though.


    and didn't understand why I got mad.
  • just a link for my author page.
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