Once upon a time on a grammatically incorrect island called Kiki-land – there lived three friends. And once upon a time, they had been all nice and fit and all that jazz since they were teenagers- but now it was like a million years later – or, maybe, just you know, fifty years or something I don’t really know – but the fact was they weren’t AS fit as they all once was. were.
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These three friends were strange and random creatures. One was a Monkey named Keira – and even though she might’ve lost a bit of… hair… fur (whatever); she was still one of the prettiest monkeys to live in Kiki-land. One was a DINOSAUR named DIABOLICAL JOJO; and she ALWAYS WROTE IN CAPITALS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT DINOSAURS DID. And last but not least (well, in this story) there was a Zebra named Claire. Who was rather ordinary who was black with white stripes, but she loved her friends and they loved her too ♥
Now; if any younglings care to remember back; when we last saw our favourite trio – we left them in McDonalds © eating fush && chups with tomato sauce. If you can remember ever further back; you’d remember that a certain cute brown hair squidgy monster named Jack to the liking to a pretty Keira Monkey – and a certain DINOSAUR named LOUIS TOOK THE LIKING OF DIABOLICAL JOJO. Now, what you weren’t told is that in the following months of their last adventure; Keira Monkey ended up calling the squidgy monster – and fair enough; they ended up going out (and still are! *collective naww everyone?*) -- and DIABOLICAL JOJO ended up telling LOUIS her name; and after a while of umming and ahing – they too lived happily ever after. Now, the Zebra Claire managed; after quite a long time; to find happiness with a rainbow coloured giraffe named George.
But of course; our story is set now (sort of) ~ and so therefore; I’d like to introduce you to a few of the kids in Generation R. (aka, Generation Random)
DIABOLICAL JOJO and LOUIS had twins, a boy and a girl and another little girl after that. The boy twin was older and they named him Todd. The girl was younger and they named her Sandy. And they named the baby girl Kissa.
Keira Monkey and Jack had a little boy named Eddie, and a girl named Bonni, who was a strange hybrid creatures; but that’s another story.
And then you had Claire and George. Now, those two made a weird combination. And in later years; much, much later years, the hybrid would be called an Okapi – but for the moment; they called her Juliette, and also had two sons to whom they called Harrison and Blake.
Oh the stories these young children had.
But of course;
That’s another story.
Until next time;
That’s all folks!
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A sequel of sorts to these:
1. http://allpoetry.com/story/164398
2. http://allpoetry.com/column/2354924
3. http://allpoetry.com/column/2356099
Adding your comment:
We'll ignore the fact that Claire can't draw since she'd technically have hooves instead of hands 
OUR CHILDREN CAN GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN!
I don't think that made it sound any better.
