Me: Hello.
Him: Hi.
Me: My friends fucking hate you
Him: Um?
Me: Yer..
Him: Well...
Me: They hate you because all I ever talk to them about is you..
Him: Ugh..??
Me: You are in my mind all the time and I think I have fallen in love with..
Him: Um.. my friends hate you too

Me: ..You like me too?!
Him: No.. um.. I have convinced them you are chat and anoying
Me: Oh..
Boy walks away.
Epic Fail.


