"i'm asleep. ha. our timing sucks so bad. if our timing was a blow job, the guy wouldn't cum."
shelly: "nathan, mr i take drugs like it’s an olympic event was worried about me last night cos i was so out of it"
me: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO -yea, I'm creative with my responses

[will add more, once I think of them]
rofl. 

