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Hi, everyone, and welcome to AP’s Got Talent! As the head judge, I figured I’d let you all know what you’re getting into.

Immortal Obscurity (Laura) and Anneliese (Anni) are judges as well. We are all very friendly and, if you need a critique before we judge an entry, want to bounce ideas off one or all of us, or just want to chat, feel free to send us a message. If Anni cannot help you with a Slovak phrase you’d like to incorporate into a poem, she can direct you to Laura, who can assist you there. If you’re having issues with a sonnet or a literary reference, I’m probably your girl. We all work together and want this to run smoothly and, of course, for you to write your best.

We may get another judge; it’s rather likely, actually. We will have guest judges here and there, too, just to change things up a bit and get some fresh perspectives.

Everything you write for AP’s Got Talent will be graded with a rubric, even the prewrites you enter for the audition. A low score will not automatically disqualify you from participating in further rounds; the top 25-30 will move on to the first official round, and if you did your best and we think it has potential, we would love to have you in the contest. As for eliminations, Anni, Laura and I are discussing how that's going to go and are currently planning some of the challenges.

The yes/no system is hardly ever helpful and will never be used in AP’s Got Talent, nor will we use the grading system to favour certain writers. I’ve seen favouritism and unprofessionalism in rounds contests in which the judges give ridiculously high scores to friends who write too-long prose about lost love, heartbreak, and boys with “tide pool eyes” and that sort of nonsense for the sole reason that it “speaks to” them, poetic device and maturity aside. Anni, Laura and I do have our likes and dislikes, but if something I hate works in the poem, it works. The vast majority of each score you’ll receive throughout the contest will be based on the poetics alone.

You will be challenged with all sorts of writing, not just freeverse poetry. There is a 99% chance that you will have to write form poetry, among other such evil plans we have up our sleeves. Everything we assign is possible, though; we’re not making this a challenge to laugh at you or make you want to bash your head into a brick wall. This will be a learning experience for both contestants and judges, and in order to improve and flaunt your talent, you need to hear some honesty, struggle a little, and dabble in things you wouldn’t usually write.

You can audition here:
http://allpoetry.com/contest/show/2454495

-Endymion (Christie)

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  • monster.
    August 10, 2009
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    Too bad auditions are over :[


  • Bosky
    July 21, 2009
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    I need a rounds contest, I suppose. Whatever. I'll enter.


  • yellow blue bus gold member
    July 21, 2009
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    oooooooh
    I like this
    now I have to think of a good PW to enter that won't get me kicked out haha


  • adsaige
    July 20, 2009
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    Should I audition or judge...hm, gawd, the temptation.

    • machiavel
      July 20, 2009
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      whichever you choose, it'd be an honour to have you here!


      • adsaige
        July 20, 2009
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        Sha sha, I really am fine with either. Oh, I don't know what to choose loveykins!


      • adsaige
        July 20, 2009
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        Sha sha, I really am fine with either. Oh, I don't know what to choose loveykins!


        • machiavel
          July 20, 2009
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          well... if you enter, you have the possibility of pwnage. if you judge, you have control and can be all wise and shit.


          • adsaige
            July 20, 2009
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            *weighs hand* Pwnage or Yoda-dum?

            Hoooooooooooow about I enter...but if I get shoved out I return miraculously a judge? Or I could be a judge and be entering for the hell of it. Shaaaaashaaaa. Either way....

            (I nearly forgot how to spell shoved. It came out: shufffffled. Wrong word! )


            • machiavel
              July 21, 2009
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              if you don't win x-factor, you might come here and pwn too, and therefore add more pwnage to your resume.

              i really really like the word "pwn," even if it isn't actually a word.


              • adsaige
                July 21, 2009
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                Pssst, who says pwn isn't a word? Dare em. In ma world it izzzzz. 0h nooos returns oF el stick0! It is after midnight here, hahaha. Blame no sleep!

                Neway, if I win X-Factor cool beans.
                If I don't jelly beans.

                If I lose to anyone, I would be content with it begin you. (Sounds like a cheesy come on!)

                Neways......! I shall enter....but what prewrite...hm...

                • machiavel
                  July 21, 2009
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                  lol it does! and do you have a map? i just keep getting lost in your eyes!


                  • adsaige
                    July 21, 2009
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                    No, but I thought I saw a mirror cuz I could soooooooo see myself in your pants. (I had that happen to me two days ago in a bowling alley!)


                    • machiavel
                      July 21, 2009
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                      oh dear! seriously? ewww! i've had to kiss drunk old men on the cheek before, although some were a bit feisty and too inebriated-- part of the job. i was an elizabethan tavern wench. and 15.

                      • adsaige
                        July 21, 2009
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                        I briefly considered applying at Hooters, and then common sense kicked in.

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