Waddup pplz. my name is Teuc. well to be exact I have multiple different names that you can call me by. To name a few there is teuc, jake, steven,puppy, shaggy, joe dirt, scarecrow, so on and such forth, etc… I could go on listing all day but I really don’t have the patience for that kinda stuff. So anyways, a little bit about me is this… (ahem) my first ever poem was written last year, it was called Which Creature’s Best. To be honest I wrote it for a girl who was thankful but clearly not interested. All was well cause I wasn’t really all that interested either so yeah, no heartbreaks there. My next poem was Love is Chance. This one was not so innocent I’m afraid to say. Heart fragments for everyone!!!! XCheersX!!!!! But yeah I kept it up from there so I’m happy… right, this little intro is getting kinda boring so…. Moving on!
To start, my favorite color is red
My favorite ice cream is cookies and cream
And I have an annoying habit of falling for girls I can’t have…(i.e. won’t give me a chance)
Favorite book? Hmmm… a toss-up between IT, and Wicked…
Favorite movie… Either The Mask, or Oscar.
Orientation? I definitely like girls(though if I didn’t I’d be so much happier) some call me bi-curious, whatever the hell that is…
Do I love music? Why yes I do! I would die without it because it is a choice between music or listening to the Bitch Half of the Parental Units… not really a question which I choose…
Musicals? They are very beautiful. I have been in three in my entire life, but only one I’ll mention to anyone. Hoping the choir goes to NY so that we can see the Wicked MUSICAL. Maybe I’ll be in more, in a role that is preferably above the role of ‘ROCK’
Which stereotype would I be in… hard to say, I’m kind of an outcast everywhere and nowhere all at once so I really don’t fit anywhere… though I spend most of my time with the emos and goths. Well my freaky friends in general basically…
Favorite line, pooey this could take a while. I have many… like all the movies I like I’ll take a line from, some books to… let’s see here, read ze list bevowe.
“Focus, focus!!” (he he… American Wedding)
“Vita do, Vita vin, Vita vindo I don’t care!” (ladies and gentlemen, presenting The Mask)
"Connie, that's an oxymoron!" (Oscar m8!)
"Ah, you shouldn'ta oughta said that, doc..." (Also Oscar)
“No touchie” (three guesses and the first two don’t count)
“I like chocolate milk…” (Cheez from Foster’s Home)
So many more but I really won’t make you suffer through them… I have three alter-ego’s. so my mind is like a perminant argument zone… Teuc, Jake, and Jerox are their names. Though Jake doesn’t talk too much… Jerox is a total bitch and I constantly have to keep an eye on him cause he likes to take over and phuck up my life even more…
hmmm… pet peeves, my friends being dishonest with me, dis-loyalty, uncolored shapes(grrr…), being interrupted, being accused of something that I never did.
Favorite food, well more of a favorite type of food… Italiano!!!!(but pretty much anything WITHOUT vegetables I’ll eat too) ooh, and SubWays double chocolate chip cookies!!!! Perfection…
Semi-Secondary language, Latin… well sorta… only a few choice frazes and words…
Favorite place in the world, anywhere that Lixi is… I know, pathetic, but I can’t help it…
Favorite type of music, can I just list artists I like? Yeah, let’s do that… Mayday Parade, Linkin Park, Hinder, Bowling for Soup, Skylit Drive, Tenacious D, Weird Al Yankovic, and so on…
Favorite celebrity? Can’t say I really have one…
Favorite pastime, hanging out with my personal Desirable Number One
Favorite songs, Boogie Woogie Wu, Cuban Pete, Cheezburger, All that it takes for your dreams to come true, Pain, White Night True Light, Numb…
If I lose my friends again then I’d be doomed
Do I have a girlfriend? Look above and take a guess…
I hate Christmas, Valentines Day and Summer Vacation…
Voted most likely to be scraped off the highway by a puking fireman…
Voted most likely to internally combust due to jealousy…
I AM PSYCHOTIC… I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH TEARING YOUR LIMBS OFF WHILE SMILING AND SINGING “MR. SUN” OR “RAINDROPS FALLING ON MY HEAD.” Well all except Lixi. I’d sooner rip my own arms off then run the risk of harming her…
Come to think of it, she’s also the only one who can calm me down… ok, in case you havent’ got what I’m saying it’s like this. I have a pure white scar on my hand from her teeth, and I love it… I would be very depressed if it disappeared… I am whipped…
I got tired of having to scroll through my page, so I ripped off Lixi and stole her idea. hope she doesn't mind. if she does, too bad! BWA HA HA HA!
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