Things that really, really, really, really, annoy me

Last updated: 10.06.09

I'm NOT sorry if these offend anyone. They are in fact my opinion, and expressing your opinion is nothing to be sorry about.

I suggest anyone who's ever called me a "hater" to read this.

In no particular order:

(1) Women Who Act Like Sluts and Claim to be Feminists -- I'm sorry, but devoting your every moment to be eye-pleasing to guys and then offering yourselves to them, or at least hinting that you will offer yourselves to them, solves the problem...how? Oh, I know some women say "Oh, well, I'm in charge in this relationship. I have him WHIPPED." Okay, so you're a bitch. That's not what being a feminist is.

(2) " You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you're all the same" -- Yeah, but I'm not one of the million-plus people who have that on their profile page now, am I?

(3) Emos/Any Person Who Claims Originality But Shops At Hot Topic, i.e. -- If you can't figure out the reason for this one on your own, you don't deserve to have me explain it to you. HINT: It's related to the above annoyance.

(4) Abrahamic God -- Fine. Eve shouldn't have eaten the forbidden fruit. But did ya REALLY have to curse every women since? God should not be sexist, godammit!

(5) Gauge Earrings -- I will be LAUGHING when these teens enter the adult world with half-dollar plus size holes in their ears. So will their future employers.

(6) House -- Blatant copyright of "Scrub"'s Doctor Cox.

(7) ppl ho rite lyk dis oR lYkE dIs -- Mm. Good luck passing school/filling out any important document necessary to life with that kind of writing.

(8) ppl ho rite lyk dis n clame DYSLEXIA/ADD/Some other damned learning disability -- Uh, no. I KNOW people with dyslexia, I KNOW people with ADHD, I KNOW people who have other learning disability, and only ONE rites lik dis, and he's a guy who milks being diagnosed with ADHD for all it's worth, so I ain't buying it.

(9) Jeff Foxworthy said it best: "If your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no gangsta--pull your pants up!" No girl finds that hot. No girl.

(10) ADHD/Bi-Polar Disorder/Depression being diagnose in children/teens -- I'm sorry, but when ISN'T a small child a hyper little bugger flying off the ceiling? When AREN'T teenagers moody, hormonal bastards who hate their parents? A therapist tried to diagnose me as depressed once. I told her simply, "I'm twelve."

I'm also iffy on the diagnosis of Autism, or at least Asperger's. It just seems like a cop-out diagnosis, not really addressing the real problem, or with Asperger's, it seems like a diagnosis where there is not problem at all. I know a lot of people who have been diagnosed with Asperber's, and for the life of me I never would have known if they had not told me.

(11) J.J. Abrams -- So he did ONE decent job, with the STAR TREK movie. That doesn't make up for his previous numerous suckfests.

(12) IMDB continuity errors that go something like this: "In one shot, the glass is in his hands. In the next shot, the glass is on the table." Is it too much to think that he just put the glass down?

(13) MC Lars said it best: "Hot Topic is not punk rock". Listen to him y'all.

(14) The people who got on me when I said emos should just go ahead and commit suicide like they brag about so the world would be free of their conformist stupidity. One girl even said she was going to kill herself after reading that, I am assuming expecting me to pity her and apologize. If you are stupid enough to listen to a complete stranger on the freaking Internet who tells you to kill yourself, you are even stupider than I thought, and by no means will I stop you. I may, however, nominate you for a Darwin Award, and I will thank you from the bottom my heart for removing yourself from the gene pool.

(15) People (especially teachers) who alternate between capital letters and lower case, and who alternate between cursive and printing when writing things down -- It's damn near impossible to read, and confusing when English and other language teachers do it because you're not sure if the word should be capitalized or not.

(16) English teachers who have to ask their students how to spell a word.

(17) Stupid teachers who think WWI was WWII, that Hitler fighting died in WWI, and WWII was only about Pearl Harbor. What happened to Archduke Ferdinand and Bismarck in her head, I do not know. All I know is that a few weeks later as we were doing a project on wars, my fifth grade teacher came to ME for help.

(18) Teachers to honest-to-a-deity, should not be teaching -- See previous.


Bet your ass there will be more. I'm just too tired, cranky, and crampy to think of much now.