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bored to tears :'/

just about me being bored.
i get bored easily..so this is just my space to vent about being bored...like why i'm writing this column. i really have no reason, i just got bored XD

but anyway. some things to think about:

1. If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

2. Have you ever noticed that anyone going faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower than you is an idiot?

3. What is 'popularity' but a social disease?

4. Which came first, the mom or the child? The tree or the seed? The chicken or the egg?

5. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?

6. Three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

7. The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

8. What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

9. The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statment is correct?

10. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

11. Why think when you could just move? Why move when you could just think about thinking about moving?

12. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

13. WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

14. We're designed to do what we do do, and what we do do, we do well. Do you? I do. Oh, you do too, do you?

15. When life gives you lemons, isn't it just making life more and more sour?

16. If something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

you can try to answer them if you'd like. lol.

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