some pokemon jokes lol.

I swear I'm secretly autistic or something... I get these times I have a set obsession on something and it stays for a while til I get sooo bored of them then it moves onto something else.

had it with charmed, smallville, family guy & now pokemon...


anyways these ones are done by me...but if they sound similar to another one you've heard, it's not intentional so no biting

What do you get when you leave a fire without heat too long?
you find that charizard (char is hard).

What pokemon wouldn't you trust in the house alone for long periods of time?
Caterpie (cat'll pee).

Who is in control of the bees and insects that join the army?
The Beedril (bee drill)

What do you get when you cross spirimint with an arrow?
Spearrow

What does Ash Ketchum and a mother have in common?
They both look after someone who often Pikachu's (Picks and Chewss)

What did the mistaken pokemon trainer say to Pikachu?
Raichu are! (right you are)

Which pokemon is most likely to be asked by a cereal company to be their mascot?
Jigglypuff

What do you call 3 men in a garden weeding?
Dugtrio

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a dog?
Pollywag

What does a bitter woodsmen say to another?
Oi, that was Machop (Ma/my chop)

What is the Pokemon most associated with war?
Victreebel, after one side has won!

What do you get when two men are setting up their own tents at the wind blows away one of them?
Tentacool and Tentacruel

How do you connect Pokemon to this. There is a student studying archeological objects but realises due to the recession and the lack of interest, he will not get a job in this field so he decides to go do bigger and better things, so becomes a builder instead.
Answer :: This guy is a Geodude and when he revolves he becomes a Graveler!

What do you call it when Ash Ketchum is running after Team Rocket in hot persuit as they yet again have captured Pikachu?
Rapidash (Rapid, Ash)

What did the concerned pokemon trainer say to his friend's pokemon?
You look pretty, Gastly

When do you take your Pokemon to the doctor?
If they're Koffing, Wheezing, looking Gastly or just plain Oddish!

What pokemon is the most associated with death?
Scyther

Which Pokemon would be the most unlucky to have around?
Jynx

What Pokemon always agrees with what you say?
Ditto

What do you get when you have an empty pipe?
a Dragonair (drag on air)

What did Dorothy say when the wicked witch held her up in the castle and she wanted to phone Lion, Scarecrow and Tinman?
Tottodile (Toto! Dial!)

What Pokemon could nearly make it in the circus?
Crobat (aCROBAT?)



Now good, just for fun those so don't matter.