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April Fools Day 2009

April fools day is one of my favorite days of the year. Here I chronicle this year's attempt at humor, along with some (anonymized) responses.

Exciting News!


Allpoetry has been approached by the deputy chief of staff to President Obama, regarding the new appointee to the position of Poet Laureate to the United States. It seems Obama has heard good things about our website, and thinks this would be an excellent place to find our next Poet Laureate.

We'll be suggesting to them the names of the top three poets in terms of numbers of applause over the next 1 week period - president Obama himself will choose between the top three. The post comes with a $100,000 stipend to focus on writing poetry for a year, in addition to likely book deals and general fame.

Good luck to everyone, and how exciting that Allpoetry gets to be a part of making history.

Update: Happy April Fools Day! While we hope Mr. Obama knows and loves Allpoetry, the Poet Laureate is chosen by the librarian of the library of congress, and we don't get to help unfortunately! Still, I hope an Allpoetry member is chosen in the future!

And some responses


If one of these is yours and you're offended I posted it, let me know and I'll remove it. This is all in good fun, and I fell for several april fools day pranks this year, so you shouldn't feel alone And if you were just pretending, well, thanks for playing along



Just a thought...You really think you are going to get the best three poets to present to the President from applause!!!! No, you will get the three poets who have the most friends!!! Please, poetry is disrespected enough and you are going to jeopardize it further by presenting the President with a winner of a popularity contest!!!
THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!
Ridiculous!!


right to the point...
give my name to the pres....lol
many here love my work and ask me to comment on theirs...
i will represent this site with class and dignity...read my work....
i am humble but worthy....lol
and if i am elected....lol
i will put this site on the world wide map....lol
People contact me as much for my articulated comments as my poetry...
i have developed a real fan base here.....
my work is professional and heart warming...
and of course i am a great guy....lol

tongue and check memo...lol



so with the whole poet laureate thing, that means those that have the biggest social network will more then likely get picked ?

cause its the same 3 or 4 week after week... just to me personally, it doesnt seem fair.


Some of us sent poems to Obama; perhaps the reason for his idea. I was one and had sent two before his inauguration. (Note: I hope he liked the poetry, cool idea!)


Kevin you have a very fertile, though a bit wicked, mind

I loved the note on the front page of Storywrite, but the 'creme de la creme' is the AllPoetry one!

In Australia, this type of thing is often labelled "Come in, Spinner!" And refers to the gullibility of some.

Marvellous stuff! Happy "All Fools Day!"

X 5000


eh... the aprils fools joke about deleting the poems is better than this years (note: ouch! )


The obama contest is not an April Fools joke is it? Just asking...


Is that thing you wrote on the thingy about barack obama a Aprils fools prank because if so, that's not cooL!


For the last 4 Aprils, AP has made my day :]


haha, I almost believed the Obama one!! Good one!!


Ah, another good April Fool's joke, but bummer! lolol Thank God PL doesn't really get chosen that way!

I always look forward to seeing what you'll come up with. Nice lol


Your April Fools message doesn't work on me any more


What an April fool you are! You almost had me with the Poet Laureate item.


Well, I think this will be the first year that I don't fall for your April fools gag. It didn't draw me in..but nice try....lol
About time I pass the test..lol


that is a great April fools joke (and I won't spoil it) I was thinking that, what if an eleven-year-old received the most applauses (lots of nice friends!) and Obama liked it the most... lol


I think darell should be Obama's Poet Laureate! He is a big supporter of Obama, and a great Poet as well!!!!


Happy April Fool's Day to you too.


Thanks for playing!

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  • cubert
    July 31
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    that was fun to see again, and to see my note to you included. can't wait for next year's. you actually had me fooled for about 3 minutes with the deleting poems one, til I remembered the date lol


  • DramaQueen469 gold member
    April 13
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    Yes! We absolutely need an archive.

    The AOL takeover remains my favourite

    Maria


  • stepbystep
    April 4
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    you got me terribly.
    wow.
    i got extremely excited.
    XD


  • Jaded Lily gold member
    April 3
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    Got me.


  • AnnD Moderators member
    April 3
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    Ooh i totally agree we ought t have an archive shown of all past April Fool pranks pulled by Kevin. that would be a hilarious read for sure,

    I must admit to having seen a few of them in my time here and seen the yearly responses. Definately a time for us all to smile, it was a good one yet again Kekin, thank you for keeping your site fun.

    Ann


  • woodyperth
    April 3
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    oh damn i'm so gullible

    I've only been in here a few weeks, thats my excuse. I'm Australian and a novice poet as well so it all went a little over my head, could you imagine an Australian poet laureate to the President of the United States? It did suck me in though..., my first April in the site

    Before you start with the Aussie jokes..., yes I do wear thongs, yes I can tie shoelaces


  • BearWoman gold member
    April 3
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    Well, I at least will admit I fell for it

    Maybe because I was up too late at night, maybe just because I was too trusting of our dear Creator Kevin, all hail his name I even had a poet picked out and was ready to start clapping my ass off...

  • piggyback
    April 3
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    Love your sense of humor. And I actually fell for this one LOL until someone mentioned the "April Fools' joke" and I was like "oh, yeah"...

  • Jesus, Kevin. I already went out and purchased about 10 grand worth of stuff on credit, thinking I could
    pay it off when I received the 100 grand.

    The Trickster is alive and well, and living at Kevin's house!


  • Frodofan silver member
    April 2
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    You didn't fool me this time (though you did the past few years). I think this one was a little too far fetched.

  • lol kevin best prank ever!
    haha i can not wait for all of the aprils to come!

    haha


  • Elvenfairy
    April 2
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    my favoret april fools joke was the one where Kevin threatened to sell allpoetry to AOL. I made a contest to see how people would respond, and was very amused at the responses I got from it!

  • I swear he did that last year...

  • I'm Canadian but I could get a green card!

    Just joking but maybe you could get me the post of the first Canadian Poet Laureate. That would be a joke since our Prime Minister isn't really into the arts, as far as I can see.

    Happy April, Kevin. How about the contest re a poem a day? Is that April Fool as well?

    Judith


  • poet2angels gold member
    April 2
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    lol A couple of years ago you had me really steamed with the poem deleting thing, and what really ticked me off is I am a big April fooler myself ...I almost forgot this year until I saw your joke
    then I played one on my mom...ty you make it fun every year

    Lynda

  • HollyLouise
    April 2
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    It made me laugh I have to say.

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    April 2
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    Blushes...


    Am still blushing deeper than any beetroot, you made an April Fool out of me too I've written to Obama and I know other Allpoetry poet's have and in my excitement I was, well and truly, fooled!


    Much to my embarrassment, I was also fooled by a poet who posted a leaving note quitting AP, I sent a rambling, well wishing, encouraging note of support to stay and even offered to ring them -only to be told ha ha ha it's an April Fool, boy did I feel like one !


    It's all good fun, a reason to smile awhile




  • Adrien-Ethos
    April 2
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    Nice joke!
    Hehehehehehe...
    Although some took it seriously...


  • Darmok
    April 2
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    Jedi Minds tricks

    Your Jedi Minds tricks won't work on me!


  • AutoPilate
    April 2
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    Do you have your previous pranks archived anywhere? I think it'd be fun to read through them, you know, for old time's sake.

  • "eh... the aprils fools joke about deleting the poems is better than this years (note: ouch! )"

    Lmao Awww man, dont let it bother you, you have no idea how much of a kick some of us get out of your annual piece of tongue in cheek

  • Lmao hehe Great April fools joke. hehe..

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