Dear Past Self,
Thank you for not setting me up with the whole blanket on chair but crack scenes in the future! It really saved my ass if you know what I mean
=] <3.
Sincerely,
Current Self
Dear Past Self,
Here I am again and just wanted to thank you for not settling me up with that whole, hiding snacks /behind/ the computer so that in case some one comes home early and see's you right where you are, it won't so ovious that you have the munchies.
Sincerely,
Current Self
Dear Past Self,
Thank you for correcting your gramatical and spelling errors as you type so that you won't set yourself up to look stupid when people read these later.
Sincerely Current Self
Ps; I really am digging these
letters.
Dear Past Self;
I just lost my brain of thought, so I'm to take a quick break, sorry to dissapoint you. I plan on returning A.S.A.P.
Sincerely Yours,
Current Self
Ps; I am turning on Escapte the Fate
"there's no sympathy for the dead"
and other songs to see if it affects my writing and mood.
Also, while I'm getting serious and getting bright idea's I'm going to help out future self and her want to proceed on this experiement, HERE FUTURE SELF, HOPE IT COMES IN HANDY-
time; 6.21 pm.
this[low] all began at 5:33. Bye now!
- texting is increasigly harder,
especially when switching from
different, letter and words arrangements
and having to alter the two seemingly
similar portions of my brain.
Dear Past Self
Time is 6:24
Guilotine is playing. Amy says she is calling soon. A boy wants me to speak up. For now
Sincerely Yours
Current Self
Dear Past Self
Here I was treating you like a noob, but the fact that I'm wearin socks tells me you've been on your toes quite a while. Good Going- I give you the first two thumbs of the night; 6:30!
Sincerely and Proud.
Current Self
Dear Past Self
Good to know you can still get back on track. I've been thinking of a name for these ! I need a sign or clue and if you could give one to me that would be fantastic! I'm depending on you subconscious semi counscious of my Past Self. MINDS. CONNECT. THROUGH. TIME.
Sincerely, Hopeful;
Current Self
Ps; It's 6:33 and it's Been
ONE HOUR, bye
Dear Past Self
Your really might want to consider deleting that horrific recording you just made on your phone. Me and you BOTH know that even though for a moment you sounded lovely, the rest, would be as Simon SAYS; GHASTY. YAY you've officially made a writers connection with anyone who knows American IDOL!! AND by default, mentioning anyone who DOESNT know anything about American Idol. IN CONSEQUENCE, these stories have offically become relateable to all VIEWERS of the book-world! 6:37. Feeling good. You don't have to waste time trying to write a hook, or good last line, that's a waste of time. Let it come or as Randy Would Say HURRY UP DAWG
and Paula would say
Sincerely;
it was nice seeing you
but you gotta go
Current Self
ps; It's 6:40
Dear Past Self,
I am sorry to say I have just determined the first in many possible errors or variables in our experiment; My cell phone and this computer have different times, and I haven't been consistent with the use of either or when recording my time calculations-
My phone say it is- 6:37pm
While the computer says it is 6:42pm
- I will only be recording
from the computer scene
here on out.
Better Luck Next Time Past Self
Sincerely Yourself
Dear Past Self,
Props on the last signature. It adds good data!
6:43 pm.
6:44 pm
after a couple last second grammatical correction.
Dear Past Self
I just reinforced on drinks. Also I want to mention, I feel all jittery. Don't give me to much props though, because I have to twitch myself back into focus a few times before I could remember I wanted to write those words.
Sincerely Current Self
Ps; FOUCS on the boy.
6:49
You wasted time that you could spend on him, writing
the time down;seems these journals have gone up and up on
your priority list. Strange isn't?
Controllable?
Bye
Dear Past Self,
You Are so Silly, because you actually thought you set yourself up, but you are also very smart for not doing what you easily and accidentally could have done to do just so.
PS;
Your silly again for thinking this letter made much sense.
PSS: But for anyone who does understand that line- I just gained a fan- The FUNNIEST jokes, will only be understood by few. Thats a Great quote
Thank you Past Self,
Current Self
PSS; its 6:54pm
Dear Past Self,
I do not remember you turning down the volume dial, but I don't think I was programmed into realizing I should have noted any volume change in these journals until this very moment.
I am now listening to
The Webs We Weave
By: Escape the Fate.
6:57
I just head banged and now feel dizzy and like my journals
are going to noticibly become more ditzy. I am going on myspace, and I am going to make captions for new photos I am going to add of Me and My friends. That Way I can change pages, and still doccument what happens there. When I return later to edit this and read it, I can say the words/ captions I choose, and then maybe disect some meaning in them. It's risky and Random, but Why Not?
7:00pm.
Off to load Pictures
Bye Past Selves
Current Self
Dear Past Self,
Thank you for bringing the bottle of Mug Root Beer By the comptuer. I just got an easy-access re-fill due to the convienance!
Long Story Short;
It was infected
1-customer-reached.
Those words wouldn't have been worth
the amount of loss in customer
interest, had I not just added this one line in order to
suck them back in to my W.O.R.L.D
Hope you worded that right past self
because it was a DAM beautiful idea
and we all reap the benefits of this
being worth somethin in the end, right?
It's 7:05 pm. No Correcting this past either 9:30
or when I am no longer WOOHOO. Yea, I used woohoo
for the sake of this being age-appropriate =]. Until you include the terms "context clues" "assumptions" and "reading inbetween lines" in which case this is by no means you want your toddler reading. Assuming you have a dam smart, and inquistive toddler who knows teenage and twenieith century slang... I say... If a toddler is smart enough to understand all this random nonsense I'm saying, LET HIM READ. He has the right to know, the Secrets of the Universe, with a brain like that, a brain like mine, a brain like anyone who is where I am right now.
Slow Down Past Self
It's 7:09pm.
and you know you got a text over a minute or Go
Breathe. Sit up. Reply.
Current Self
Dear Past Self
at 7:02[on your phone]pm you recieved a text which was cute enough, and if you think about, important enough to your future to where you would want to record it even if no one alive found it entertaining, so TO YOU, instead of your customer; a selfish act in a publishing world;
the text:
Charles
" I kinda... Told rose. Lol [ "laugh.Out.Loud-" for those who still aren't familar with texting and online chat speak]
My old co worker. Shes sweet and has exp. And a kid of her own. I wanted insput. I told her that we're getting married, but after college and stuff. That I love you and want you to realize im commitgted to you by informally engaging myself to you for a few years. She thinks it's great."
Next Reply at
7:08 pm
" I just want to grow deeper in a relationship with you. And i want you to feel like im staying around."
Dear Past Self;
I feel great, minus the TWANG TWANG of other promises
now broken, and the almost headache, or pressing against the inner part of your forehead. Your ears feel kind of clogged; head is suspending. Like a Balloon on water- slight waves, bobbing, like I was trying to say... The past is the only cloud in my sky.. actually I'm more of a rain person, but what ever.
I am loosing my formal speech. It's 7:21. I would like to mention that as I slowly flow down from cloud nine, my intellectual abilities have began to falter. And they say this is bad for me? If finally knowing the words matching to all my thoughts is a bad thing; if being able to actually express ones capability, is a bad thing... well, now that I look at it that way, I suppose it could be bad... BUT STILL, not in the killing you health-wise way just in the WATCH OUT WORLD way.
It's 7:25 Past self, and
you forgot to stay ontop
your replies for awhile there.
Anyways. Forgiven. I do believe
I once wanted to upload pictures
so be back soon
Sincerely yours
Current Self
Dear Past Self
Chels is calling. It's 7:26 pm.
NEVERMIND, she is HERE
7:27..unlocks the door so
casually. Convinces even herself.
Isn't that all this is though? Convincing.
Like, it's one of the ingredients;
Sunshine, Water, Soil, Convince
That's all you need isn't it?
Maybe a couple smiles
to pass around in your back-
pocket, but you know.
Its 7:30 self.
Pictures.
Check Phone.
Drink.
Breathe
Current Self
HELLO!
Dear Past Self!
GET A LOUD OF THIS. This is all to my girls on that cloud, the ones that get lower than dirt. The girls that know their opposites, or ones good with riddles-
there is a specific something
that causes your tummy to grumble
WHY NOT HAVE A BUNCH OF HEALTH SNACKS
YOU WONT NOTICE THE TASTE, IT WILL FUFIL YOUR HUNGER, AND YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE OF YOUR LIFE CHOICES INSTEAD OF GAIN WEIGHT:
7:36 pm.
I notice I have a text
bad posture
and that I promise Chels
I would spend at least 10 minutes cleaning our room
Ps;
Text- Please be patient I'd
hate to do something wrong
especially now.
Lov--. Too personal, I know. Neverming.
Be Back Soon
Current Self
at 7:38
Pss;I have only 3 pictures /selected/ to upload
let alone actually uploaded. My shoulders hurt.
Bye
Psss;
All 8 selected, and 2 complete at 7:41pm
Pss; Your just dropped and wasted some granola you nerd!
Dear Past Self;
I am pretty sure that letter was all messed up with it's signatures and such.
I just remembered, earlier when I said that turning to volume dial was a potential error in info or something? well I realized I noticed that after just siting down, so in reality I had actually forgot to even mention I had GOTTEN up, get alone changed a silly dial. Text. 7: 44
song; Dragging Bodies in Blue Bags
bye Escape the Fate
Pictures
Loading
text reads:
" Are you going to tell your mom? "
Good question, she's leaving. I'd prefer it in person.
Good thinking Past Self
Ps; Go to the bathroom soon.
And CLICK SAVE... as
TITLE
7:49
This isn't a state of mind
Its a question of heart
This isn't a country of Bodies.
I am coming down. Damit
Downit.
I am becoming, not tired, but in want of more.
Dear Past Self,
It's 7:54. When this became you were so efficient. You had structure and format, and precision. Now you are scatterbrained here there and everywhere. Go ask if you are going to somehow get alone time, but be nonchalant.
Please,
Current Self
Dear Past Self,
Current Self is basically normal again. Chels has to stay here because of a miss communication between here and dad. GodDOWNin. Now I have to settle down,
It's 8:02 pm.
Sincerely Yours
Current Self;
Pss;
My Apocalypse by Escape the Fate
is playing. I find it strange that even though I have only a five song playlist, I haven't repeated a song according to the ones I remembered to record.
Please make sense Past Self
Current Self.
Dear Past Self
You're fading. You are gone , for as long as I am siting down, at least.It's 8:15. Short Attention Span of the So berb. Not sober, but Soburp. Superb? Soberb- Fantastic- NO, even greater- SOBERB. Anyways... Maybe I am not as much as I first thought
It's 8:21
Sincerely Yours,
Current Self
Dear Past Self,
I write these wards on your back, only the denots get it.
-Clever Current Self
Ps; its 8:25pm.
Ta-Ta for Now
For a while.
Pss; 8:30 pm
amy calls
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