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Without further clichéd ado, here's a random ass list of stuff that rots my cheese and just plain pisses me off:
1] The ellipsis (...) in poetry.
I used to freaking love this guy with an alt-coded ♥ and used it all the time,
but somewhere in the middle of time,
I developed a freakish hatred for this damn piece of punctuation and over-dramatization.
I love the ellipsis in casual things like messages or on MSN, or hell, even columns like this...
Ellipses always scream to me, "Hey! This part is being EMPHASIZED, because you, the reader, is clearly too stupid to recognize the amazingly compelling quality I've just penned with my very own brain!"
Ugh. It makes me sick.
I mean, I know there are other reasons why people use the goddamn ellipsis (they like the pause it makes, or they feel it's suspenseful or sensual or w/e),
but I really hate seeing it in poetry.
Your words should be strong enough on their own; I don't hate punctuation in poetry anymore, but the ellipsis should seriously die.
Oh, slight intermission...my sister just said, "Do you have to type so loud?" right when I was typing 'die'.
Seriously.
I guess it's indicative of how strongly I feel about not liking the ellipsis.
2] People saying any of the following:
-"JOKES!" after making a joke.
How obvious can you get? Needing to point out you just made a joke is just...really lame. It's lamer than the word 'lame' for crap's sakes.
I mean, I guess it's their way of saying, "Hey, I wasn't being sincere when I said your face was ugly", but what happened to "Just kidding"? Has it just died from current lingo?
-Using the word 'harsh' to mean 'very'.
e.g. "That's harsh stupid"
...
Just, no.
The English language is probably the most consistently abused language for slang.
3] Subway running out of southwest sauce, or frankly, any sauce you want to put on your sub sandwich.
Enough said.
4] Public toilet paper.
It SUCKS!!!
...
ugh. After talking about the ellipsis,
I don't have the energy for more bitching.
;
Jessica
Adding your comment:
and 
love it ... you should rant more often ... and I'm glad you don't mind ellipsis in messages 
otherwise you would never talk to me!
