List of things to do before i die

or just things to do at wal-mart...

1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they arn't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away.'

5. go to the Service Desk and put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers I'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they could help me begin crying and scream, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror while picking nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto department, practice 'Madonna
look'
by using
different sizes of funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yell 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assum a fetal position and scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait
awhile, and then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.'