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Yes! The time has yet again flown by, and it is time that my page be changed along with the person I'm becoming. I've changed, so why not let the word feel by happiness by reading my page as well? Eh?

WARNING THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BURN YOUR EYES AND MENTALLY AND OR PHYSICALLY RETARD YOU!

Enjoy! *kiss*

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Hobos!

JOIN HERE!!!!!! Because I said to *grin* And I'm awesome...and hobos are awesome...and...just join danget XD!!!

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Hylo! The names Keni ;)
Interested in me?!
Too bad.

Wanna talk to me?!
Too bad.

Wanna be friends?!
Too bad.

Wanna get in my pants?!
Too b...

...wait what? O_O

:p

Annnnnnyyyyyyway!

I'm a psycho. Please enjoy my page. :D

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376 *HUGS* TOTAL!
give Keni more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own

Hug me I'm special *oogle*

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So, I guess you could call me pretty normal. Well...not in a literal sense ~snort~, but a normal girl.

I mean, I have two eyes, two legs, two arms, 10 toes, 10 fingers, 3 breasts.

You know normal. :D

*rofl*

I play basketball, volleyball, would LOVE to play hockey, but sadly my high school sucks and we don't even have a fudgin' pool. O_O

But hey, since when is high school perfect? It's like jail, only slightly better food, and a less rate of butt sex. :D

You know what I mean. ;)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ [Me Me ME!!!] [Me Me ME!!!-same pic as above..but cooler looking >.>!] [Me Me ME!!! umm...AGAIN!] [some old me me me XD]
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www.winterrowd.com/bubblewrap/

This is so much fun! Click it and play I mean it's totally awesome!

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I am a wonderful carrier of the disease OWSMCPB
----Obsessed With the Sexy Man Christian Phillip Bale

Yes, I am dying. DYING THAT I CAN'T HAVE THIS SEXY BEAST OF A MAN! *oogle*

My closure is back...I swear....no my arm is not twitching, don't be preposterous.

:D

I'm one of those people you just naturally feel safe around. I am, I swear. Really, I mean it! DARN IT DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!!!!!!! *oogle* Darn it! :))

Told you I was a psycho. ._. But a cute psycho, so I'm so worth it. :p
If your cool, you'll so click this. :> http://world7.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=113171007
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Food for the thought~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Hush, look, whisper who dares,
Someone sits at the top of the stairs,
There's blood on the carpet,
Fur on the mat,
Christopher Robin's Castrated the Cat.

--This has been stolen from Aletti Vien's page XD Sorry had to steal it, thought it was hilarious. :))

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~~~ALL MY OLD NAMES!~~~
darkdesires666
Kagome15
Lady Kagome Nayseem
Lady Elia Nayseem
Lady Elia Elric
Lady Melody Stone

I go through names like CaNdY xD

CANDY!!!!!! O.o yum ^-^ I like candy XD


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Puppies are...kick ass.

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Weeeeelllll, my AP/RP family got WAY too long for my home page, so I condensed them into a comumn! *grin* No that does not mean I love you less, just now you are less important!

lol jking :p

[My Family! Woop!]

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WHY ARE YOU STILL READING MY PAGE YOU DAMN STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!...I love you. :>

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This is the conquest bunny, he's totally awesome. Add him to your page to further help him in his quest to dominate the world!

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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH....*cough*...Ack! Pufff!!! DAMN IT YOU FLIES!!!! CAN'T I EVER GET IN A GOOD EVER LAUGH!!!! *cough..choke* O.O

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I'm pretty much into all kinds of music. Give me a song, if I don't like it, I won't listen to it, simple. My favorite genres of music though are opera and metal, they are just sooooooooooo awesome? O.0 No...That is not the word...

Oh well, too lazy to think of others.


I have recently become OBBSESSED with the band BrEaKiNg BeNjAmIn. *drools* The leader singer...Benjamin Burnley *chumpy* is a man worthy of my droolness XD I'd so do him in a heartbeat :>

As long as he'll sing for me first ;) lol, what can I say? Man's got a voice to die for. :p

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I AM A SPORTY CHICK! :D But emos and goths tend to be kind of hot >.>

Then again I date nerds -.- I'm too diverse. O_O

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Yes I role play ^-^ I enjoy it with a passion. :p Wanna play with my charry? Join the Rp or give me a message, maybe we can do a one on one. :D

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QUOTES I LIKE TO LIVE BY!!!!
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...or just laugh at a lot O.o :p

"A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail in the middle of the night. A true friend would be the person sitting beside you saying 'Damn that was fun!'"

"They say the good die young. So, I say the way to eternal life is to be a world class jerk. So go ahead, kick some puppies, yell at some little kids, and push old ladies into heavy traffic. It's like taking vitamins."

"People who say it's as easy as taking candy from a baby. Obviously haven't tried it." O.o

"Mothers of teenagers know why some animals eat their young."

"Drop the chocolate, and no one gets hurt O_O :p"

"I got a jar a dirt; I got a jar of a dirt, and guess what's inside!"
---CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!

"My turd is a direct connection to our Lord Jesus Christ!" Old Doctor from "Running with Scissor"...no lie...he actually said that...

"He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've nothing to put in it.

She said, 'You wear pants don't you?"
-random display pic on AP :))
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned." -random pic I found on photobucket XD "don't drink water! fish have sex in it" -thank you photobucket xD "Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me beautiful, what happened to you?" -ah photobucket XD
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STUPID THINGS AND CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD:
"BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE BOOBS!" Nicole :p My loveable little boob twin :x "Are they speaking Mexican???" Ah Danielle, there is a reason your my best friend XD I lack the power to fully comprehend it thought >.< Mandy-"Chewy's ears are the size of my buttcheek." Me-"That's a little big ins't it?" Mandy-"Yah pretty much, but his ears are like the size of Texas. AKA, my buttcheek."
"YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!!"-lil Brandon


"Kim - You know that skin on your elbow is called your wenis?
Me - I have a wenis!? :o
Kim - *poke* I touched your wenis!  
Me - MOM! Kim keeps touching my wenis!"

"Kim - *poke* I touched your wenis
Me - stop touching my wenis gosh!
Case - you said Penis!
Me - you moron I said wenis!
Case - They're the same thing!
Me - definitely not, unless you have junk on your elbow instead of skin! XD."

"I thought 'Big Fish' was about a horse..." Me, watching TV while totally whacked out at 11:00

"Oh look! A fairy, a construction worker, and...a man-woman..." The woman at the door we went to during Halloween 2005 xD

"Mandy-You know what! I don't care anyway. It's better to shave down there then to look like freaking Godzilla!

Me-Mandy, Godzilla was a lizard monster...he didn't have hair..."

"Josh: you dumb...
Josh: o.o
Josh: Like a turtle
Keni: gee I love you too -_-
Josh: YOU DO!
Josh: :D
Keni: lol geek
Josh: Lets...
Josh: Make LOVE!
Josh: You should really
Josh: :p
Keni: and you should really get some counseling...and medication. your dorkness! it's strangling me!"

"Keni: so enjoying playing Nacht? you don't usually play girlys
Chris: it's cool, I'm making her a psyco slut XD
*Five minutes later*
Chris: i just got asked what it feels like to play a chick
Keni: lol what'd you say?
Chris: i said it made me feel sexy. :>"

Ah, Chris. What I wouldn't give to do a few indecent things to you ;)
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That is the nutshell in which I am trapped inside...Unfortunetly as exciting as it is...there is a nasty sorta phunk in the air in here. O_O

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*

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  • WarmHeartedGeisha
    July 27, 2008
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    LOL
    Reading what u write makes me happy, giggly and hiper
    I'm glad 2 see what ur getting up 2 these days. U take care, k

    Love u sis

    ~Lorissa~