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The Breast File (Or, "Things my Boobs are Teaching Me")

They are growing and I am learning ...
1) A small rubber ball (such as squash) striking dead centre at high speed, will knock you off your feet faster than 500cc's of Pethidine.

2) Slipping through a door, with a quick sideways twist of the torso, requires more space - otherwise .... 'more ouchies.'

3) Nipples are Sensitive!!

4) All important growth requires patience.

5) Sleeping on ones front ... not an option!

6) Cotton has much more texture than it used to.

7) I have had to say: "Ahem. Hello. I'm up here" ... more than once *sigh*

tbc ...

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  • Suzanne Dia gold member
    March 30
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    lmao.....

    ahem, yes, you must be aware of your new growth or pay the price

  • Cherokee
    March 29
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    Mine are teaching me more than I ever wanted to know about gravity. lol

  • Fug-azi
    March 28
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    Lesson 1 : You can't run like you used too

    • EvilKate gold member
      March 28
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      Hey - the lessons are my job ... and that ain't one I'm up to yet - sheesh, give a girl some time to grow!

  • Dienush Greeters member
    March 28
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    Sounds exciting Can't wait to see what you're going to tell us...

  • Suzanne Dia gold member
    March 28
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