Are any of you all tired yet of the tension, the suspense, the "who will win in this big duke-out" between Queen Hillary and the Caliph Barack "Panorama" Obama? Is you just bout fer throwin' in the towel or voting for Neocon Ace in the Whole John McCain? Well, fret no mo', folks, cause I got cher back, yo. I'm the G who can B real, for real. I got ya each one a meal deal, so listen up, butter cup!
Just write in my name, King John Tarik Black Jack Walker, for President.
As President, I will restore a monarchy that is authentic, not a fake monarchy like Bush, pretending he is for One Nation under Dog, with Liver and Just Us for Oil.
Just write in my name, King John Tarik Black Jack Walker, for President.
As President, I will restore a monarchy that is authentic, not a fake monarchy like Bush, pretending he is for One Nation under Dog, with Liver and Just Us for Oil.
As King John Tarik, I will establish a "Caliphate of al-Amerika," which will uphold the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and subsidize the Big Leagues Baseball, Football, and Bake Sales on a scale here to fore not ever experienced. Rush Limbo will be the Head Executioner, or if he don't like that, he can be Chief Dishwasher, or Waterboy, whatever.
Instead of war, we'll make love and pastry. We'll play ball, have a ball, watch the ball, and eat roasted peanuts and macadamia nuts, pistachios too, with plenty of root beer nice and chilled for Inauguration Day & the Fourth of July.
As President, I'll create a special battalion of highly trained FemiNazis who will use not only their skills and knowledge as Womyn, but also employ the most highly developed tactics of war and martial arts to find and destroy the enemies of al-Amerika and The Cool World Order.
Each branch of the military will have these very highly skilled womyn warriors, who will also be fluent in Arabic and the language of love.
As King of al-Amerika, I will ensure that hate crimes are prosecuted to the full extent of all existing law. If necessary, we will supplement with Sharia, and stop thieving and abuses by the IRS for good, once & for all. Hands will be recycled across the land, and the stray and abused dogs and cats will eat well.
So people, quit ch'all fussin' and moanin', cryin' & lyin.' Just vote for me, G. I'm yo man on the streets, King John Tarik Black Jack Walker.
Peace out, y'all!
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