98 per cent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this into your message*
92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ bebo if you suport
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emo"s protection from Chavs
I am not okay
I never have been
and never will be
I realize this
and embrace the fact
that I am insane.
GO INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!
If you are insane then post this on your page.
if someone was in your mind as you read this
Post this
When I run away from you...
- Chase me
When I pout my lips...
- Kiss me
When I kick and punch...
- Hold me tight
When I call you a loser...
- Just know that you're my loser
When I am silent...
- I'm thinking of how to say I love you
When I ignore you...
- I want all your attention
When I pull away...
- Grab me by the waist and never let go
When you see me at my worst...
- Tell me I'm beautiful
When I scream at you...
- Tell me you love me and mean it
When you see me walking...
-Sneak up behind me, grab me, and give me a kiss
If I don't call you...
- I'm wanting you to call me
When I'm scared...
-Hold me and tell me everything's okay, 'cause I'm with you
When I look like something's the matter...
- Kiss me and tell me not to worry
FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????(SO REALL!!!!)
FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do somthing you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS:bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn.... we fucked up... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't wate shit
REAL FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will read this
~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '
16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.
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