Human Error Will Annihilate The Planet #1

This series of short writings seeks to educate the public on their various downfalls, whilst seeking to better people by telling them how to exist without being a total waste of space.

Human Error Will Annihilate The Planet #1

'A walk through town: An introduction to stupidity'




I only venture into the centre of my local city for a few reasons, mainly to socialise with aquaintances and shop for the basic rudiments that keep me alive (food, alcohol, music and lego). A brief trip into the city may only take half an hour or so of my time, and yet on every occasion, I return feeling violated, filthy and quite amazingly angry. My rage spews forth from every orafice like an eruption of pure, unfiltered bastard. Wether the source of this anger be from a particular shop, service or other occurance, there is always one factor that precipitates the tremendous downfall of my visit; people.

For some reason that eludes me, in a similar way to the mystery of how mayonnaise is made, people can't seem to exist without being consistently detrimental to everyone else around them. A simple stroll down the main shopping street will surround me with porcine fools that refuse to show any sort of personality, emotion or proverbial 'zest' for life. The common scum of the world exude a sort of resentment of life that infects anyone who comes into contact with them. Vast swathes of miserable clones shuffle through life like it's a massive inconvenience. I wouldn't entirely mind these horrific zombies sucking the life out of the world, but their misery spreads. Just like a smile, a frown is infectious, and when surrounded by such a crescendo of gargantuan ugliness, I can't help but be enthralled by it.

Smiles and frowns may be just as infectious as each other, but the barriers holding them on the subject's face differ greatly. A frown will be difficult to break, even with the most exuberant of grins, but a smile can be turned upside down with the slightest inconvenience.

Aside from stomach-renching, gurning frowns, there is one more face that I see all too often when strolling through town; the gormless face. The gormless face represents the average person's total lack of excitement, enthusiasm or hope. It describes the oblivion that the common bipedal turd experiences in a world that they have created to be as lacklustre and utterly joyless as possible. A gormless face can explain my disgust at the world better than my words ever could, but unfortunately I haven't the stomach to take a photo of one.




So there you have a brief introduction to the horrors that await in the next installment of "Human Error Will Annihilate The Planet", where I will begin my analysis of individual groups of sentient scum, categorised into fashion, class, consumption, hideous facial deformities and various other vast assumptions.