~PM Tales~ PM 2: The Search For Chocolate

*Narrator: We last left of with 1 flying off dramatically into the sunset, having left 2 with the realization that the cookie was, alas, not chocolate.*

2: ...we have a narrator now?
1: -from the sidelines, waiting for cue to come out- Of course we do!
2: -sighs- What is the world coming to?
1: Just continue with it!

2: Fine -glances at script- Are you sure I have to read this?
1: GO!
2: Ugh. *ahem* You will not get away with giving me penut butter and withholding the chocolate! I WILL get my chocolate!

Narrator: So 2 then devised a plan to take the chocolate from her friend.

2: *on the phone, voice masked* You have just won ten dollars!
1: Really? That's awesome!
2: Come pick it up in the creepy alley over by Starbucks at midnight.
1: ...okay! -hangs up-
2: That was too easy.

-later that night at starbucks-

1: Hellooooooo? Is anyone there? *looks around* I like the mysteriousness of picking up my prize in an abandoned alley. Kinda like a trap in a movie. But this is the real world, so I know that I have no fear of that happening.

2: *appearing from the shadows* Mysteriousness insn't even a word. *grabs her and ties her up*
1: Hi 2! Did you win a prize also?
2: There never was a prize.
1: Well that sucks. Now how am I supposed to buy a car?
2: You can't buy a car with $10.
1: A TOY car
2: You are a nut. Tell me, where is the chocolate?
1: I don't have it on me right now.
2: What? You must lie! Secret Moneky Ninjas! *secret monkey ninjas appear out of nowhere* Find the chocolate on her.
1: But really, there isn't any- hehehehe! Stop! That tickles!
2: What did you find?
SMN: "Activate, activate, there is a world out there in need, now is the time for you and me, before it gets too late, activate, activate..."

2: ...what was that? It wasn't in the script.
1: Oops, sorry. I'm listening to music.
2: Who?
1: Stellar Kart
2: In the middle of school?
1: Yeah.
2: Shouldn't you be working or something?
1: I'm done. Remember? That was the point of the last random message I sent.
2: Right. And you don't think anyone cares that you're listening to music right now and sending crazy messages?
1: No. Do you?
2: Your parents probably do, your teachers, principal-
1: *glares* Alright, I get the point.
2: So you'll stop the message?
1: Not a chance.
2: You never learn, do you?
1: BACK TO THE SCRIPT!
2: But the script is lame! It's totally improbable!
1: You mean that if I had chocolate, told you I would give you some then gave you penut butter, you wouldn't want the chocolate?
2: No, I'm just saying I probably wouldn't lure you into an alley at midnight. You wouldn't even be UP at midnight. Try again.
1: Aww, but I liked the secret ninja monekys...
2: They aren't secrets now, are they?
1: Fine. I'll start over. Narrator, would you take it from here?
2: I still can't get over the fact that we have a narrator now.
1: You know you love it.
Narrator: So 2 then devised a plan to take the chocolate from her friend.

2: I know! I'll invite her to my birthday party and- wait, I'm having a birthday party?
1: You wanted it probably.
2: But my birthay isn't until September!
1: ...I'm fully aware of that. Keep going.
2: fine- blah blah blah, knowing she'll have the chocolate on her somewhere, I'll send my monkeys to take it a bring it to me! ...won't I have a chocolate cake by that point?
1: Play along!

Narrator: So 2 called 1 and invited her to the party. She also invited their other friends, 3, 4, 5, and her boyfriend,6.
2: Who are 3, 4, and 5?
1: ...our friends. The narrator just said that.
2: I knew that. Who are they really...like outside this message?
1: Here: 3-the tall, hockey loving one 4-the girl scout 5-aleks.
2: Why did you give Alek's name but not anyone elses.
1: Because I felt like it. Continue on to the party!

Narrator: Everyone soon arrived. They placed the bountiful amounts of presents on the fire place.

3: Cool party.
5: Yup.
4: Totally.
2: Hey, 1, can you get me something from my room? There's a balloon in there I need.
1: Sure! -walks through the hall into 2's room- Where's the balloon. You know, this is almost like the time Vlad sent Danny to his lab and it was a trap. But this is real life, not a tv show, so I don't have any worries.

SMN: ATTACK!
2: WAIT A SECOND! I thought you were trying to make this probable! Secret Moneky Ninjas are in no way probable.
1: But I like them.
2: *glare*
1: Fine. Narrator, please begin reading the next revision.

Narrator: 1 entered the room, and two boys tackled her and tied her up.
2: My brothers?
1: YOU wanted probable.
2: *sighs*

1: 7? 8? What are you two doing?
7: It's 2's brithday. 10 said we had to be nice to her.
8: Yeah. And she wanted you tied up so she can question you on the location of the chocolate.
1: This was highly unexpected.
3: Hello? 1...are you there? -walks into bedroom-
7: A witness!
8: He's seen too much! We must take him too! -they tie 3 up-

2: Wait a second, there's no way 7 and 8 could take 3 down.
1: Or is there?

Narrator: 7 and 8 left 1 and 3 tied up and left the room. 1 explained what was happening to 3.
1: Yeah, but she doesn't know that the chocolate is hidden in *whispers into 3's ear it's location*
3: Oh. Doesn't she already have a chocolate cake?
1: *shrugs* Beats me. We haven't gotten to dessert yet. She's still opening presents.
2: That's what you think.
1,3: *le gasp* 2!
2: In the flesh! ..wait a sec, what are you doing here 3?
3: Um, it is your birthday, isn't it?
2: No, the staged party is outside. This up here is my plan going into action.
3: Oh.
2: 1, reveal to me the location of the chocolate!
1: Um, no.
2: why not?
1: Because that would be improper.
2: What are you talking about? Just tell me where it is!
1: Can't.
2: Then you shall die!
1: *begins to float* What the heck are you doing?
2: 6 gave me superpowers for my birthday. I'm going to send you into another demension that you will be alone in your entire life! And there will be NO CHOCOLATE!
3: Wait! No!
1: This can't end well...*she disappears*
2: Ha. Problem solved.
3: That wasn't very smart to do.
2: -begins to untie him- She wouldn't tell me the location fo the chocolate.
3: But she couldn't. It would've been improper.
2:...you know where it is?
3: Yeah, she told me.
2: TELL ME BOY! WHERE IS IT?
3: I can't tell you. That wouldn't be right.
2: Grr...do you want to join her in the alternative demension?
3: No. Er, why don't you go open your presents, and I'll think about whether or not to tell you when you're done.
2: ...I supposed that will do. -leaves and goes down to the party to continue opening presents-
2: This one is from 3-
6: Where is he, anyway?
2: Um, bathroom? He gave me...a hockey stick? I don't play hockey...interesting.
One more to open...it's from 1.
5: Where is she?
2: Tell you later. What did she give me.
*2 opens up the present and finds the chocolate inside* Oh shoot.
6: What?
2: Aw man! No wonder they couldn't tell me! -runs to her room where 3 is tied up still.-
3: I take you opened the present?
2: Yes.
3: So you see why I couldn't tell you. It would be rude to tell someone what they were getting for their birthday.
2: I know. I feel bad about sending 1 to the demension now...
3: So bring her back. that easy!
2: I can't. I don't know how to bring people back, just how to send them.
6: You send her to another demension?
4: I guess we'll just have to go get her then ourselves.
2: What do you mean?
6: We both read the instructions for your powers.
4: Yeah, when they are used out of anger, you can fix everything back to normal by having the other person accept your apology.
3: But that means we have to find her.
2: Let's do this.

Narrator: And so they decided to go save their lost friend.
Join us for the next PM: PM3: Into the Maze of Minds.