The Secret Life of Santa Claus

Yes, I realize that it's a bit late to be speaking of Santa Claus, but my younger brothers and I wrote this at Christmastime, and I accidentally lost the papers.
Enjoy!
Song verse written by my 12 year old younger brother.

All around the globe, Santa is looked upon as a beloved, jolly old man with a white beard who delivers Christmas presents to children.
There is a bit of truth to this tale; however, there is a dark side to the man known as Santa Claus.
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good; you all know the song. Pay specific attention to the last line. Be good for goodness sake.
Ominous, no?
But what of the next verse of the song?
Only a small handful of people even know the verse, as for generations, parents have been afraid to pass it on to their children.
The verse goes as such:

He checks if you've been bad,
And kidnaps you to the Pole,
You're turned into a mindless elf,
You no longer have a soul.

These are the TRUE doings of Santa. After all, how do you suppose that Santahas so many elves? Have you ever actually SEEN an elf? Of course not. Elves are not a true species.
Yes, they exist outside of the minds of our youth, however, they aren't born. They're MADE.
You see, the lost verse of the song clearly tells us how this is done. The bad children are watched carefully thoughout the year, and come Christmas Eve, are kidnapped to the North Pole. There, Santa uses a combination of dark magic and candy canes to turn the children into mindless, soul-less elves. The worst of the children, though, have been known to be turned into reindeer or snowmen.
And now, to this day, Santa-the-Stalker continues his practice. The naive world still believes that he is the jolly man of legend. But you have been warned.
Warned of the SECRET LIFE OF SANTA CLAUS.