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Hallo there! I'm Bryony, named after a plant that causes mild itchiness.

Here are some irrelevant things about me:
- I'm currently in my first year of studying biological sciences at university.
- I need a slinky in order to think.
- My favourite published writers are Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen and Ogden Nash.
- I have quite a few pets: 2 dogs, a guinea pig, an army of fish, a blackbird that can't fly and a caterpillar who will eventually become an elephant hawkmoth.
- I reckon my inner child is an irritable 30 year old who has given up on finding true love. Fortunately my outer child is about 3.
- I have a Yellow Submarine costume and a giant top hat costume lurking in the loft, in case of emergencies.
- I write about all sorts of things, although I tend to whinge about love and old age more than necessary, and I'll give pretty much any style/form a try.
- Although I tend to rant more than is generally considered healthy, I do rant in a cheerful sort of way.
- I enter more contests than I ought to, especially big multi-round contests that last for months. When will I learn?
- I always fancied being ruler of the universe, although now I reckon I'd probably just make a mess of things. But a thoroughly amusing mess.
- My room is space-themed. There's even a happy alien looking through a porthole.
- I could go on, but I'm feeling generous.

So, there you go. Enjoy looking round if you think you're still up to it having read all that, and thanks for stopping by!

  • Last seen right now. Member since June 13, 2007.
  • I'm a obsidian idea poet for 636 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "It could be worse, I could be wearing a silly hat".
  • I am a 19 year old girl (United Kingdom)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm eating cake and avoiding studying.
  • Visit my homepage at chugglepuff.deviantart.com/
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  • I have 636 comments, 6 contests, 151 poems

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  • glitterydoom on July 5
    hehe i like your page, its really interesting =]
  • twilight seduction : What a writer! on September 14, 2007
    I think I love your author page. And I think that you can be a bochemist AND ruler of the universe. Just do one part-time. (hint: I would rule the universe FULL time)

    Also, before I messed around and changed my contest content, I DID read your entry. And you write fantastically well. You should be a novelist.
  • singingfreedom on September 10, 2007
    Yes!!!

    Ruler of the Universe!!

    You dream bigger than I do, all I've ever done is try to rule the world.

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