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Hello. *taps microphone* Is this- is this on? Yes. Sooo...
*cricket chirps*
...yeah. Here's my page.
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GMH
I recently found out about an awesome website called www.GivesMeHope.com.
People post the most uplifting moment they've ever had in their life in a few sentences. It's a really wonderful website and it's actually encouraging people to do small, perhaps anonymous good things in life and make someone's day.
www.GivesMeHope.com

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An essential question:
If "it is" is also known as "'Tis" and "it was" is also known as "'Twas"... is "it will" also known as "'twill"?

Yes. That is how my mind works.

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For anyone who actually read my poems, or who is a friend, and is thinking 'When the heck is she going to post a poem?'... I've been busy editing a ton of my stories on SW. I'm not dead.

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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them.
And you have their shoes." ~?


-'[Friend]'s Torah portion can be applied to our daily lives. In the old days, people had goats. Now, raise your hand if you have a goat."
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*[Friend2] raises her hand*
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"See!" Rabbi shouts. "No one has goats in our society! Goats are archaic, and people who have them are also archaic!"


-*I see my sister and her friend swinging croquet mallets at eachother...*
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Me: Why the heck are you swinging CROQUET MALLETS at eachother?!
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Sis's Friend: They're not croquet mallets. We're pretending they're hammers.


-Me: 'I swear a lot.'
Friend: 'Yeah. Right.'
Me: *defensively* 'Well, yeah! In my head. It sounds so much better in there.



-"I hate those problems in the math textbook when they say, 'Check your answer. If you are wrong, fix it. If you are right, explain why.' I'm right because... well, I'm right." -Me



-Friends: "So, [my name], where's your letter? We need to send it soon.
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Me: "Oh, my mom's butchering... er, revising it. Don't tell her I said that - or else she'll butcher - er, revise, me.



-((A group of friends and I walked out of Twilight, discussing it's 'greatness' or its obvious lack thereof...))
Us: Twlight Twilight Twilight Twilight Twilight OMG Twilight Twilight -could you believe him?- Twilight Twilight Twilight -
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Friend: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!
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Everyone: -__-
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Friend: WHAT TIME IS IT? SUMMERTIME!
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Everyone:



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Let me just say this: there are two things (not including war, hunger, suffering, etc.) that I absolutely cannot stand in this world that everyone seems to love:
1) American Idol
2) *drum roll, please* Twilight. *flees impeding mob of angry fans*

~~~A Note About My Previous Comment on Twilight~~~
I will not rant if you do not gush.


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**Support Gay Rights**
Put this up if you support gay rights
**Love is Love**

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My AP family:

b-day Buddy: liduen - Very fun to talk to. We do need to work on conversation starters, though...

twin sister: my02U - My bestest buddy! This girl knows how to have fun, and I can always trust her and talk to her

bffl: my02U - Lucky girl! You get to be on my page twice

Auntie: Wydra - an awesomely fun person who knows how to make people laugh

Spazzing Sister Guardian Angel: Shades of Pale - What else can I say? She's very hyper and fun. Certainly the spazziest guardian angel I've ever known

Cousin: lil-2-late-2-save, PaintedNails

Mom: DarkGuardian My new mommy!

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